Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[ChappyUK]

G day Bay

Well it's now the off season and basically we all need to prepare ourself for life without football and all the unsavoury, annoying shit called life that comes with it.

Time to unload with all the shit that really grinds your gears.

 

[ChappyUK]

Great topic Chappyuk !!

What really grinds my gears are campaigners that take an eternity to get their cash at an ATM.

Seriously this technology has been around for a while now so everyone should know the drill. Enter Pin. Enter amount. No I don't want a ****ing receipt. Simple.

People who still need to read the instructions like they are taking a ****ing exam really grind my gears.

 

[Morganashlee]

Chappy,

Thank you for addressing the incompetency of people at atm's. I've encountered morans multiple times this week who approach an atm like they have just stepped out of the swinging 60's and just seen their first television.

These campaigners have then proceeded to DEPOSIT money into the machine, a task that somehow takes longer than a Tyler Durden007 onion on the belt story. FFS campaigners, deposit at a branch or GAGF.

 

[Shawt]

Why do I have to enter cents on an ATM cash withdrawal? That annoys me.

...and Victorians. They piss me off too.

 

[Spirit Level]

You Chappyuk, **** you!







Diane.......

 

[NetworkNerd]

PayPass ftw.

Not sure they have it over there in the UK. Also read that services like bpay (or equivalent) aren't common in other countries either.

 

[FISTO]

I like turtles

 

[cynical]

Great topic Chappyuk !!

What really grinds my gears are campaigners that take an eternity to get their cash at an ATM.

they spend half a day there then only get out $40

 

[Morganashlee]

Turncoats. And flogs who wear cowboy boots

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Chappy,

Thank you for addressing the incompetency of people at atm's. I've encountered morans multiple times this week who approach an atm like they have just stepped out of the swinging 60's and just seen their first television.

These campaigners have then proceeded to DEPOSIT money into the machine, a task that somehow takes longer than a Tyler Durden007 onion on the belt story. FFS campaigners, deposit at a branch or GAGF.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

 

[KeilorUnder9s]

People who all of a sudden become professional punters and horse enthusiasts for spring carnival, FFS no one cares about your $14 collect on a $5 trifecta you campaigners.

 

[ChappyUK]

Glitter.

Whoever invented that shit should be ****ing shot. I have two girls and every ****ing morning I end up being covered in the shit.

And to the campaigner at work who alway calls me Liberarche when he sees some. Next time I'm going to stab you in the eyes.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Glitter.

Whoever invented that shit should be ******* shot. I have two girls and every ******* morning I end up being covered in the shit.

And to the campaigner at work who alway calls me Liberarche when he sees some. Next time I'm going to stab you in the eyes.

There's an urban myth story about a woman who had an examination with her gynacologist, was too busy with her kids to have a shower in the morning, she used a face washer to wipe off the vag before she went in. Nek minnut the gyno is doing the exam, then says "my we've gone to a lot of trouble today". She didn't know what he meant, until she got home and checked the face washer... it was covered in glitter

 

[Back Pocket Rocket]

Working with women. Just make a decision and get on with it.

 

[Jeff76]

People who say "I told you so". What, can see the future u stupid prick?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Bullshit "facts" like this filling up my facebook feed

 

[Morganashlee]

There's an urban myth story about a woman who had an examination with her gynacologist, was too busy with her kids to have a shower in the morning, she used a face washer to wipe off the vag before she went in. Nek minnut the gyno is doing the exam, then says "my we've gone to a lot of trouble today". She didn't know what he meant, until she got home and checked the face washer... it was covered in glitter

My gyno told me that story before an exam and I believed it lol this feels like the time I went on my first date with a boy and he did the tired/yawn/arm stretch and put his arm around me and I didn't realise. ****ing idiot.

 

[BigJoeD_]

People walking around at a snails pace at shopping centres, often 3 or 4 wide, like they've got nothing else to do in their simple lives other than mope around looking at windows.

GTFO of my way you campaigners!

 

[ChappyUK]

Working with women. Just make a decision and get on with it.

I think they just made a decision.

 

[Paul Kersey]

People who drive in the right hand lane on the Eastern (or any other freeway etc) when they shouldn't be. People who take phone calls in the elevator. The aforementioned people who walk 3 - 4 wide in city streets.

 

[maxmustard]

People walking around at a snails pace at shopping centres, often 3 or 4 wide, like they've got nothing else to do in their simple lives other than mope around looking at windows.

GTFO of my way you campaigners!

This would be mine too, people just wondering slowly like zombies. That and campaigners who stand on the right side of escalators like arseholes.

 

[ChappyUK]

This would be mine too, people just wondering slowly like zombies. That and campaigners who stand on the right side of escalators like arseholes.

Yes they piss me off too. It's on the left here though so the culprits are usually Aussie tourists.

 

[Paul Kersey]

Oktoberfest 'celebrations' in Australia which actually start after Oktoberfest has ended.

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[Paul Kersey]

Faux 'British' pubs in Australia which chiefly serve lager and/or serve ale at the incorrect temperature.

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