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getting a phone call from the mechanic telling you the head gasket is blown. $1900 I don't have.

*, *, ******* campaignering ******* campaigner.
 
Ouch.
 
sitting in emergency with a finger pointing in the wrong direction, among other scrapes and bruises. box jumps 1 me 0
 

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Must be on a first name basis now!
 
You need a holiday Dave. Seriously.
 
Time to rename the Gumbleton ward The Dave Ward.

Take care mate
 
Thanks guys, wife's friend says I should be bubble wrapped! Finger is ok, no break, just a hairline fracture.
 
Getting to lunch time and realising you left your wallet at home.
 

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Jab said:
Noodle bowls, tins of tuna (bag of frozen rice in the freezer), salami, tinned soup, or anything like that can help.
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Okay okay! Stop talking about food man! :'(
 
Still sore as all * a week later. Must be getting old!
 
I really don't want to be one of those ageist pricks, but one of the great things about being on holiday was not sharing a morning train with school kids.

Kid behind me just sprayed a liberal amount of Lynx everywhere, at a mate of his, while calling him a campaigner and knocking into my back in the process. All this on a peak train loaded to the gunwales.

Get me outta here.
 
Doss said:
I really don't want to be one of those ageist pricks, but one of the great things about being on holiday was not sharing a morning train with school kids.

Kid behind me just sprayed a liberal amount of Lynx everywhere, at a mate of his, while calling him a campaigner and knocking into my back in the process. All this on a peak train loaded to the gunwales.

Get me outta here.
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They mustn't have known who you were...
 
Doss said:
I really don't want to be one of those ageist pricks, but one of the great things about being on holiday was not sharing a morning train with school kids.

Kid behind me just sprayed a liberal amount of Lynx everywhere, at a mate of his, while calling him a campaigner and knocking into my back in the process. All this on a peak train loaded to the gunwales.

Get me outta here.
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Had to laugh at The_princess talking about the kids from Sir John Monash secondary school and how rude and horrible they were, throwing food and refusing to stand up for an elderly lady on the train
She wanted to call the school to complain.
 
Breakfast TV hosts.

Not sure if it's the same everywhere but since when did people like Stefanovic, Wilkinson, Koch and Armitage become the owners of all moral and ethical thought that speak on behalf of everyone?
 
Pweter said:
Breakfast TV hosts.

Not sure if it's the same everywhere but since when did people like Stefanovic, Wilkinson, Koch and Armitage become the owners of all moral and ethical thought that speak on behalf of everyone?
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Got it much better over here: Piers Morgan

although susanna reid makes things worthwhile

Actually I don't watch ITV so I don't know what I'm talking about.

Actually why the * would you watch TV in the morning anyway? Reap what you sow, sir!
 
Lord Nicholson said:
Got it much better over here: Piers Morgan

although susanna reid makes things worthwhile

Actually I don't watch ITV so I don't know what I'm talking about.

Actually why the **** would you watch TV in the morning anyway? Reap what you sow, sir!
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I actually don't watch morning TV. It's the fact that when they go on a rant once again it gets splashed all over news.com.au and the TV news etc.

I guess that's the media for you. Maybe it's the media that s**t me.
 
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