What shits ya!

[Drummer_19]

Being out drunk and someone random answering my mates phone, tells me I've got the wrong number and then having to pay for a cab home!














[emoji1]

Jerk.

 

[GUMBLETRON]

Modern phones have some handy quiet time functionality built in.

 

[Howard Moon]

 

[Doss]

**** Carlton.

 

[Pweter]

Let's be honest, if she can just go "nup, I'm changing", she's no better than any other turncoat and Carlton can have her.

I hope it doesn't sell purely for the fact the money will be turned around and put into Carlton.

 

[Howard Moon]

More important, it says nearly new.

Rubbish.

It has had Carlton in it, that does not just wash out in one load. It's going to take some doing

 

[Yoda_]

The guys who stole my tool trailer. My lively hood (AGAIN!!)

Another $10k out of pocket to get myself going again fml

 

[Doss]

The guys who stole my tool trailer. My lively hood (AGAIN!!)

Another $10k out of pocket to get myself going again fml

Not insured?

 

[Yoda_]

Not insured?

Of course

Won't see any of that money till after the new year. Instead of buying Xmas presents and the likes, I'll need to get my livelihood back on track. Even then, probably won't get what the whole value of the trailer & tools was worth. Tight arse insurance companies

 

[Doss]

Of course

Won't see any of that money till after the new year. Instead of buying Xmas presents and the likes, I'll need to get my livelihood back on track. Even then, probably won't get what the whole value of the trailer & tools was worth. Tight arse insurance companies

Oh, good.

I thought you were saying you weren't insured and that would be truly disastrous.

Yeah, it's never good to have anything stolen but around this time of year is an especially horrendous time.

 

[eth-dog]

Not playing footy for 10 years and heading to the first session of pre-season. I knew I was unfit, didn't realise how unfit, however...

 

[Stopher]

Not playing footy for 10 years and heading to the first session of pre-season. I knew I was unfit, didn't realise how unfit, however...

Are you still playing cricket?

 

[eth-dog]

Are you still playing cricket?

Yeah, but I've never had cramps after cricket like I did tonight. Running up a 200m hill three times really hit it home...

 

[Stopher]

Yeah, but I've never had cramps after cricket like I did tonight. Running up a 200m hill three times really hit it home...

Haha. I was more referring to when you are training for cricket 1-2 nights per week, with 1-2 alternate days in there for footy, then cricket on Saturday! And this is all before the footy practice matches begin around the run-in to cricket finals...

 

[eth-dog]

Haha. I was more referring to when you are training for cricket 1-2 nights per week, with 1-2 alternate days in there for footy, then cricket on Saturday! And this is all before the footy practice matches begin around the run-in to cricket finals...

I'm only at footy and cricket 1 night a week each thank god.

 

[Pweter]

Not playing footy for 10 years and heading to the first session of pre-season. I knew I was unfit, didn't realise how unfit, however...

Ha, I remember similar, though that was only from about 3 years out of playing. We started with 1 x 800, 2 x 700, 3 x 600. At this point I was only marginally healthier than dead and fearing we'd then do 4 x 400, 5 x 300 etc but the running stopped after the 600s.

We then had to get through about 100 push-ups and 200 sit-ups before we could get the balls out. I'm pretty sure that did kill me given the extreme fatigue I was under at the time.

I've never found it so hard to kick a footy as I did after that reintroduction to football. Thankfully it got better, and reasonably quickly too.

 

[Stopher]

Ha, I remember similar, though that was only from about 3 years out of playing. We started with 1 x 800, 2 x 700, 3 x 600. At this point I was only marginally healthier than dead and fearing we'd then do 4 x 400, 5 x 300 etc but the running stopped after the 600s.

We then had to get through about 100 push-ups and 200 sit-ups before we could get the balls out. I'm pretty sure that did kill me given the extreme fatigue I was under at the time.

I've never found it so hard to kick a footy as I did after that reintroduction to football. Thankfully it got better, and reasonably quickly too.

Did they test you for magic potion?

 

[Pweter]

Did they test you for magic potion?

No but there was a keg afterwards that must've been full of magic potion given how quickly i felt better

 

[eth-dog]

Ha, I remember similar, though that was only from about 3 years out of playing. We started with 1 x 800, 2 x 700, 3 x 600. At this point I was only marginally healthier than dead and fearing we'd then do 4 x 400, 5 x 300 etc but the running stopped after the 600s.

We then had to get through about 100 push-ups and 200 sit-ups before we could get the balls out. I'm pretty sure that did kill me given the extreme fatigue I was under at the time.

I've never found it so hard to kick a footy as I did after that reintroduction to football. Thankfully it got better, and reasonably quickly too.

We did a lot of skills based work (which I needed since I haven't played since I was about 13) thankfully. We also did around 150 push-ups and 150 sit-ups as well, the sit-ups weren't bad, but I hate push-ups...

 

[eth-dog]

I forgot to mention. Blisters, especially ones that break.

 

[Beerfish]

People showing other people phone footage of their child/grandchild doing something unremarkable like singing on top note in the office.

 

[eth-dog]

Those 24-48 hour bugs -_-

 

[monty1104]

Those 24-48 hour bugs -_-

They're called hangovers.

 

[eth-dog]

They're called hangovers.

No, I'm actually sick. It definitely wasn't a hangover that made me wake up to spew at 3 AM...

 

[Phone]

man you need help. i'll find you the closet AA meeting buddy