Where are my presents?

[Mog]

Now I know at least some of you worship me in assorted ways, so I'd like to know where the hell my Christmas presents from you all are? I'm waiting.

 

[goalsneek]

Getting round to yours Mog. Just finished posting Dave and Mike their gift vouchers for the Clue shop

 

[mantis]

You mean you haven't received mine yet? must have got lost in the mail.

 

[Syd]

Now I know at least some of you worship me in assorted ways, so I'd like to know where the hell my Christmas presents from you all are? I'm waiting.

Ahem, as a Public Servant Mog I give you a present each & every week and still you want more????

 

[hawkeye23]

Ahem, as a Public Servant Mog I give you a present each & every week and still you want more????

Keep letting me down Sydley and Mog will get me!!! Lucky Mog!

 

[HurricaneHazza]

i read that as where are my parents.. and i dont know

 

[Syd]

Keep letting me down Sydley and Mog will get me!!! Lucky Mog!

Now you want a Public Servant Servicing?


Whatever are you gonna do with yourself when I head off on holidays?

 

[goalsneek]

Mog, drop by Dave 4813's work with some empty envelopes.... works every time

 

[hawkeye23]

Whatever are you gonna do with yourself when I head off on holidays?

Wouldn't you like to know!!!

 

[Syd]

Wouldn't you like to know!!!

I bought you some batteries for Xmas.

 

[hawkeye23]

I bought you some batteries for Xmas.

You have a very active imagination don't you??

 

[Mog]

You mean you haven't received mine yet? must have got lost in the mail.

I've heard that one before.

 

[Syd]

I've heard that one before.

at least she didn't say the male got lost in the....

 

[Syd]

You have a very active imagination don't you??

I gift wrapped 'em all nice and stuff too.

 

[Roobunny]

Mog, you get the gift of the honour of me wasting post 1400 on you.

 

[Ricketts]

Just finished posting Dave and Mike their gift vouchers for the Clue shop

 

[JUBJUB]

Now I know at least some of you worship me in assorted ways, so I'd like to know where the hell my Christmas presents from you all are? I'm waiting.

Here you go

 

[Mog]

Mog, you get the gift of the honour of me wasting post 1400 on you.

Finally someone gives me something useful...

 

[Nic]

The fact that I'm responding to this at all should be present enough.

 

[Mog]

The fact that I'm responding to this at all should be present enough.

Oh yeah, there's something to put on my shelf.

And for the rest of you freeloaders out there, get on with it.

 

[portentous]

Oh yeah, there's something to put on my shelf.

And for the rest of you freeloaders out there, get on with it.

Ok, here I am. All you gotta do now is unwrap me?

 

[Port1978]

That good enough?

 

[Mog]

Ok, here I am. All you gotta do now is unwrap me?

You'll get a knock on your door in a couple of minutes...

 

[portentous]

You'll get a knock on your door in a couple of minutes...

Well I DID get a knock on the door. It was my elderly, female, Greek neighbour. Mog you didn't tell me......

 

[Mog]

Well I DID get a knock on the door. It was my elderly, female, Greek neighbour. Mog you didn't tell me......

And it's all yours baby.