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In the master Joffa's abscence i will post for him and things he would be saying...

HAHA!!! PISS WEAK MORONS!!! SHITE THE PIES ARE COMING!! WE ARE HERE TO STAY! WE SHOWED GUTS AND COURAGE, ITS THE GREAT COLLINGWOOD PRIDE!! SO WATCH OUT BECAUSE COLLINGWOOD ARE FARKING COME BACK TO TOWN!!! HAHAHAHA HAHA PISS WEAK WEAGLES!

No offence Joffa mate =P

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"Collingwood forever"
 
I'm not sure if I was dreaming, but I reckon I spotted Joffa on a TV ad for footy club memberships on Channel 7 last night just before the Pies-Weagles match. There was a big film shoot at Princes Park last Monday. I would have gone too, except the bastards weren't paying equity rates AND it was 36 degrees.

But who needs Joffa when we've got Nick the Pie Man? Superb effort, Nick. The old master would be proud of you.

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**floreat pica**
 
Originally posted by Wally:
Two in a row and we haven't heard from him.
C'mon Joffa, where are ya? Tell us about it.
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Passed out in a gutter, Celebrating 2 wins in a row!
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[This message has been edited by Catman (edited 25 February 2001).]
 

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Well said NICK THE PIEMAN when i retire mate i will hand my keyboard onto you.SHITE great minds think alike(thanks mate)

Well losers how are you handling this one 'i tell ya the grin on my mug is so big you would need 6 semi trailers to move it and even then i reckon you'd have trouble tryin to move it'Must be something to do with that expresiion WINNERS ARE GRINNERS.

Funny you know prior to the ansett cup series i could of swore the football world were kinda a telling us get ready for another wooden spoon.
Then a week before the stkilda game all i could read was how the million dollar losers(saints) were goin to kick our butts?

But cop this one when the unthinkable happened and OUR COLLIGWOOD OUR BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD gave the million dollar losers an arse whipping we were told 'oh big deal it really is only a practise game.

Have you ever seen such collingwood jealousy at it's best?

Then last week prior to the WET TOAST GAME i could of swore they were now saying watch out collingwood cause you aint got a chance in hell of beating WET TOAST.

Well here we are 2 games into the ansett cup series and 2 wins im gonna type that again 2 WINS well how could this be?
How can a team destined for the spoon beat a highly fancied st kilda and WET TOAST.

Please remember it's been 10 years since we have beaten the WEAKLES in perth 'forgive me for one moment but if we are destined for the spoon'where in the hell does that leave the 'million dollar' losers and WET TOAST.

This collingwood team is tough and classy how many of you dearanged bastards watched this game yesterday and got the shock of your lives,what about after quarter time when OUR BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD were down by 20 odd points and looked gone,what about the decisions that seemed to go WET TOAST'S way all night and what about some of the lucky goals WET TOAST SCORED.

I can just see some of the smirks on your faces during all of this,but you collingwood haters would of just about been puching your own heads in when OUR BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD launched a comeback on a subiaco oval where it's kinda fair to say only good teams can do this,and we did in very good style i might add this is one of the youngest teams in the competition'we are not expecting premierships'just some kind of improvement to get ourselves away from that dreaded bottom position on the ladder.What about the last 5 minutes of this game when WET TOAST hit the lead and looked home.

This is a collingwood team so much different to last years collingwood team,sure we are going to lose games and we prolly wont be premiers.But let me give you wanking bastards a warning'this collingwood side has class and last night i saw something i have not seen in a long time and that was'COLLINGWOOD SPIRIT' and whilst our BEAUTIFUL COLLINGWOOD displays more of this we are going to be hard to beat.

You see your collingwood hatred has allready made us collingwood supporters winners cause you all said we are destined to be this years wooden spooners something which i can confidently laugh at now.

And to be honest the last two weeks have been kinda good, we my friends are WINNERS and you all have been LOSERS, dirty stinken self wanking moronic collingwood haters,i've seen better spew in gutters in the back streets of fitzroy.

HA HA HA HA HA
SHITE HERE COMES COLLINGWOOD TO KICK YOUR ARSE FOREVER BLACK AND WHITE....

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

OUR BEATIFUL MAGPIES
LETS KICK THUCKEN ARSE PIES!!!!!!!!



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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
magpie_joffa, you must have seen a different game to me. I saw Collingwood and Eagles play a great game. Both clubs have young squads with great potential. Collingwood played better and won! I saw two future champion teams play last night. Expect many great games in the next few years.

But don't crap on about good old working class Collingwood verses million doller Eagles. The working class of Victoria are not represented by Eddie McQuire and his buddy James Packer. To me Collingwood and Carlton represent big business and the VFL establishment. In the early 90's the Eagles shook the establishment and won what no interstate team had ever won before.

And one final comment - IT WAS A 2 POINT GAME YOU PRICK!
 
Actually Joffa, it has been 9 years since you've beaten the West Coast Eagles in Perth. You beat them by 1 point in 1992 at Subiaco, when Paul Williams kicked a behind late in the game to give your boys victory.

I thought you would know about Collingwoods recent history, but obviously you don't. Been ignoring the last 11 years eh?
 
HEY BULLSEYE
read before you type you,im referring to our win against stkilda who have spent millions on trying to lift them selves up the ladder with no success as yet,and here are the maggies who with vision and bravado and much ctiticism have adopted the 'WE'LL GO WITH THE YOUTH POLICY AND HAVE IMPROVED GREATLY ON LAST YEAR.

SHIT BAGS 24 GET ROOTED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
if thats the best you can come up with you are more ******ed than what i first thought
football is about love and emotion shitbags something you havnt grasped yet.you can simply shove your stats book right up your arse idiot.infact in future i will simply address you as LOSER and you will address me as WINNER.cause im a WINNER shitbags 24 and you 4 ever will remain a dirty stinken yellow spined spew bucket loser so please THUCK OFF IDIOT!!!!!

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
Originally posted by magpie_joffa:

SHIT BAGS 24 GET ROOTED IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
if thats the best you can come up with you are more ******ed than what i first thought
football is about love and emotion shitbags something you havnt grasped yet.you can simply shove your stats book right up your arse idiot.infact in future i will simply address you as LOSER and you will address me as WINNER.cause im a WINNER shitbags 24 and you 4 ever will remain a dirty stinken yellow spined spew bucket loser so please THUCK OFF IDIOT!!!!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha. I love embarassing you.
 
What the hell has Collngwood's inability to win in Perth for the last 9 years (and my knowledge of stats) got to do with love and emotion????? It's got sweet f*ck all do to with it.

Another Joffa mistake.

So going by Joffa's logic, if I DON'T know any stats, then I am FULL of love and emotion, but if I do quote stats, that must mean I have no love and emotion regarding football.

Another idiotic comment from the Joffster.

Can't believe you didn't when know when Collingwoods last victory in Perth over the Eagles was. And you call yourself a supporter. Bandwagon jumper is more like it. Just have a look at your posts since you've started to win. You're not doing the Collingwood bandwagon reputation any good, son.
 
Originally posted by Dan24:
What the hell has Collngwood's inability to win in Perth for the last 9 years (and my knowledge of stats) got to do with love and emotion????? It's got sweet f*ck all do to with it.

Another Joffa mistake.

So going by Joffa's logic, if I DON'T know any stats, then I am FULL of love and emotion, but if I do quote stats, that must mean I have no love and emotion regarding football.

Another idiotic comment from the Joffster.

Can't believe you didn't when know when Collingwoods last victory in Perth over the Eagles was. And you call yourself a supporter. Bandwagon jumper is more like it. Just have a look at your posts since you've started to win. You're not doing the Collingwood bandwagon reputation any good, son.
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DAN24 GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE AND GET A DAMN LIFE AND LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT FOOTY KNOB BREATH BECAUSE ANYONE WHO POSTS AN AVERAGE OF 5 POSTS A DAY OVER A PERIOD OF MORE THAN A YEAR IS OBVIOUSLY A LOSER JUST LIKE JOFFA SAID

GO TRY TO HELP ESSENDON WIN A GAME SO THEY DON'T HAVE THE WORST RECORD IN THE COMP ANYMORE YOU FAT TURD

CARN THE MOTHER****IN PIES!!!!!
 
Well losers how are you handling this one 'i tell ya the grin on my mug is so big you would need 6 semi trailers to move it and even then i reckon you'd have trouble tryin to move it'Must be something to do with that expresiion WINNERS ARE GRINNERS.

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Joffa,

Judging by that snap ya posted of yer ugly mug a couple weeks back, you'd be lucky those semi's don't drive thru that gap in ya front teeth. Yer reckon ya seen 'better lookin' spew in the back streets of Fitzroy'? I've seen that spew ( hell..i've even made my own 'donation') and thought it resembled you.

Only serious Joffa, didn't catch all of last night's game. But what i did see, you blokes looked OK. Yers've certainly got a bit to work with. Maybe lacking a little height down the 'spine', but i think yers are on the right track.
Cheers.

where's wally?
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no matter what you say shitbags 24
it's this simple really......

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOR EVER
WE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME
SIDE BY SIDE WE STICK TOGETHER
TO UPHOLD THE MAGPIES NAME
SEE THE BARRACKERS ARE SHOUTING
AS ALL BARRACKERS SHOULD
FOR THE PREMIERSHIP'S A CAKE WALK
FOR THE GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD

GO OUR BELOVED MAGPIES'OH YEAH'

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

POOR SAINTERS(MILLION DOLLAR LOSERS)
POOR WET TOAST(IF WE'RE GONNA BE WOODEN SPOONERS AS PREDICTED BY ALL THE DICKHEADS AROUND HERE WHERE ARE YOU POOR BASTARDS GONNA END UP)


HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

OK ONCE AGAIN EVERYONE C'MOM LOUD NOW

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOR EVER
WE KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME
SIDE BY SIDE WE STICK TOGETHER
TO UPHOLD THE MAGPIES NAME
SEE THE BARRACKERS ARE SHOUTING
AS ALL BARRACKERS SHOULD
FOR THE PREMIERSHIP'S A CAKE WALK
FOR THE GOOD OLD COLLINGWWOD

OOOOOH YEEEAAAH IT DOESNT GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!

OH HAVE A NICE DAY PEOPLES

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
Hey just a warning shitbags i dont come on here under an unregistered post ok.
if i've got something to say to u shitbags
i will do so under the name of MAGPIE JOFFA
is that clear dont drag me down into your gutter my friend.


OH YEEAAAH WHAT ABOUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL MAGGIES!!!!!!

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
GO AND HAVE A GOOD SHIT IDIOT BUT MAKE SURE WHILE YOUR AT IT YOUR HEAD DOESN'T CAVE IN!!!!


GO PIES HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 

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Hahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahhaahha Did anyone see that pethetic performance that Collingwooden put up on Sat night. A full strength Fagpies (barring Tarrant) against a team full of kids and they managed to eek out a two point victory. Man i pity Collingwooden supporters this year, looks like another spoon heading there way.

But dont worry Fagpie fans theres always next year.
 
Originally posted by Dan24:
I don't believe you. I reckon you are "Tony Shaw".
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YOU'RE A DUMB **** FACE

STOP WORRYING ABOUT ME AND GO HELP YOUR SORRY ARSE TEAM FULL OF FLOATERS THAT CAN'T EVEN WIN ONE MATCH THIS YEAR
 
Get it right jod

without tarrant,adkins,burns,steinfort and a.rocca well you may as well include him cause he had a shocker.Plus many guys playing there first AFL game and we lost nick davis early and jimmy clements during the game.A young side like collingwood goin to perth where we havnt won in ten years jod deserves a little more credit than that.
Yous were in front by 4 goals in the first quarter on your home ground and hit the lead late into the last quarter so jod if your assesment from that performance leaves us destined for the wooden spoon where does that leave WET TOAST WEAKLES and also jod it was great to see so many magpies at the game i was wrong i thought perth was just a shithole but there WERE magpie fans all over the joint.

YOU ARE A WEAK LINK JOD.....GOODBYE!!!!

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There is nothing in life greater,than to be a supporter or our beloved collingwood football club,we must remain united,we must stand tall,we must be prepared to fight for our glorious black and white,for we are THE ENVY OF ALL NATIONS.
 
Originally posted by Dan24:
What the hell has Collngwood's inability to win in Perth for the last 9 years (and my knowledge of stats) got to do with love and emotion????? It's got sweet f*ck all do to with it.

Another Joffa mistake.

So going by Joffa's logic, if I DON'T know any stats, then I am FULL of love and emotion, but if I do quote stats, that must mean I have no love and emotion regarding football.

Another idiotic comment from the Joffster.

Can't believe you didn't when know when Collingwoods last victory in Perth over the Eagles was. And you call yourself a supporter. Bandwagon jumper is more like it. Just have a look at your posts since you've started to win. You're not doing the Collingwood bandwagon reputation any good, son.
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dont worry, Joffa makes up for his total lack of knowledge with his much admired "passion".
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It is such a joy skiming over his weekly pile of ranting sh*t.
I cant wait for anzac day so we can stick it up em.
 

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