White Knights of the Round Table

[Cactus_]

I see what you're saying...my camel is actually a deflated tortoise. That would explain why he bites a lot. He misses his shell. But it doesn't explain the spitting. I guess some tortoise are just jerks. Also teaches me never to buy my camels off the dark web again. I'll go down to the camel store like normal people.

Good plan. And if I could suggest Ali Baba’s? We would be honoured to fix you up for a ride, just tell us the number of humps you prefer.

 

[Damp Squarie]

However, I still need the eggs. Can't tell you why but I'm building something.

Now that’s cryptic... is it an omlette?

 

[Farrand]

Good plan. And if I could suggest Ali Baba’s? We would be honoured to fix you up for a ride, just tell us the number of humps you prefer.

I need enough humps that show my station in life but don't appear too showy. See, I'm a modest king of the homeless but have traded a lot of our cans for beans. Not magic, just beans. I don't need my people to know that I've misspent our gains but I also need enough humps that realy emphasise my position. Now, let's talk engines. How many engines can a camel have?

 

[Farrand]

Now that’s cryptic... is it an omlette?

It's not not an omelette but it's important that it remains a secret for now. Safe to say that I need more eggs than what I can eat.

 

[Cactus_]

I need enough humps that show my station in life but don't appear too showy. See, I'm a modest king of the homeless but have traded a lot of our cans for beans. Not magic, just beans. I don't need my people to know that I've misspent our gains but I also need enough humps that realy emphasise my position. Now, let's talk engines. How many engines can a camel have?

Well, as you are paying for the camel it will have as many engines as you desire. Might I suggest a Double Bactrian model? We take two double humpers and mount one on top of the other. You of course will be mounted on the top of the upper camel. So you will we twice as high as the other camel riders but it is not too ostentatious as it only requires two camels to construct.

 

[pantskyle]

Norma's hot as.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This chap is a vet, maybe you could ask him?

This is a local league, we’ll have no trouble here.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

Rance is still retired

**** you ned.

Stop getting so real. It hurts.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

I didn't realise so many people in the league suffered from achromatopsia.

 

[GWS Goose]

I didn't realise so many people in the league suffered from achromatopsia.

The world is full of grey, but people like to simplify to good or bad, right or wrong, us or them.
It's not that simple.

 

[AuntyBlindEye]

The world is full of grey, but people like to simplify to good or bad, right or wrong, us or them.
It's not that simple.

Yes it is. **** you white devil.

 

[Damp Squarie]

It's not not an omelette but it's important that it remains a secret for now. Safe to say that I need more eggs than what I can eat.

I've got it!
You are making an Australian Meringues

Spoiler

...commonly called boomerangs

 

[GWS Goose]

Crisis over

 

[Farrand]

I've got it!
You are making an Australian Meringues

Spoiler

...commonly called boomerangs

Woah! Woah now! Nobody said anything about ghosts! And as a man who spends most him time pretending to be a ghost let me just tell you how scared I am of these evil, no good, spooks! I'm terrified 95% of the time and these guys have that 5% look!

Now I'm no ghost scientist and certainly am not the expert I make myself out to be to people about super flus (for which I have been removed forcibly from many libraries and bus stations) but I am in no doubt that ghosts come from 5G masts hence when I have been systematically exorcising them to ensure the survival of all mankind! But where is my parade? People will never know the lengths I go and those arrogant ghost faces tell me my battle is never over. Perhaps they turned my camel in a deflated tortoise...perhaps they've been taking my eggs which are "missing" every morning. What the hell happened to my goddamn eggs!

 

[Damp Squarie]

I believe in 'ghosts' or spirits...in fact I love Bundy.

 

[Farrand]

Oooh! Those spirits! I make bathtub whiskey in a back alley with a giant wooden spoon and a captain's hat. Both items integral to the taste of that back alley hooch!