who does keka think he is?

[materamagic]

So they want to kick Keka to Canberra, well I have never heard of such a deplorable and ambitious ploy in all of my nineteen years of existance, they say politics is all about using pig manuere to make strawberry jam, but i will give you the hot tip, you bunch of laconic nonchalent half-witted idiosyncratic do-gooders...... (takes first breath)

Sam Kekovich is nothing but a pathetic fat has-been formerly of arden street blowing on his trumpet (literally) who thinks he can convince the eclectic cross section that is the common people that his wide well exposed arse is worth putting on the line for the sake of common good, for that i have three simple words: res ipsa loquitur

saying that Keka could do a saint kilda with the nations plights and perils is as safe as pre-pubescent teenyboppers and steroid injecting imbiciles alike sending Britney Spears and David Hassel-da-hoff to the top of the charts. According to the prestigious yet dubious institute of Frankston It is a well known fact that politicians are known to dribble copious amounts of ****, if you vote in Keka, not only will he dribble the dreaded brown waste for the best part of his 15 minutes of fame, he will cause a powersurge to discerning viewers in every demographic in the known stratosphere.

so, australian public i now leave you with the inevitable decision kick Keka to Kathmandu!!!!

 

[benny's buddy]

what the **** are you on?

 

[Fat Pizza]

Originally posted by benny's buddy
what the **** are you on?

Irony tablets.

 

[materamagic]

i have a problem with sam kekavich