Why do jellyfish beach themselves?

[Swifty_446]

Discuss

 

[meatray]

dono do you

 

[Bombers 2003]

Discuss

Why,it makes no sense.

 

[- PC -]

Jellyfish are actually pods that carry microscopic aliens. And when you step on one you release these aliens into the folds of skin between your toes. It is said these aliens come from the planet Tinea

 

[ssreid]

To keep the whales company

 

[Swifty_446]

To keep the whales company

Very funny

 

[Alkaline]

I think they get beached by the waves.. dont they?

 

[SorryIHammerChicken]

I thought it was "beeched"

 

[Monkster]

because they have no say in it, no say in it at all.

 

[mantis]

Because they are spineless.

 

[footyfreak]

because they have no say in it, no say in it at all.

special force attracts them to the beach.....just like sperm to pubes in a bath. same thing....only different

 

[Alkaline]

Because they are spineless.

What has that got to do with beaching themselves?

 

[Sammy D]

So they can sting & hurt people even in death

 

[Swifty_446]

Because they are spineless.

Fair go, I'm sure there are plenty of heroic jellyfish.

 

[TuskenRaider]

I think it has something to do with Navy sonar.

 

[mantis]

Fair go, I'm sure there are plenty of heroic jellyfish.

I'm glad you got what I meant, now people know why I use smilies, if I don't some people don't know it's a joke.

 

[crackers57]

It's Eddie McGuire's fault

 

[jimmyn13]

to try and get picked for collingwood and toughen up their side

 

[Macca_2311]

to try and get picked for collingwood and toughen up their side

No, I don't think that would do it for Collingwood. They need a whole lot more.