Why is Chris Scott such a slob now?

catscratchfever · May 8, 2023

Triggering Tiger said:
I know and we were discussing the game right?

You are such a squib. Typical low-class 14thmond tossa - you only know one-way... and that's straight around the S-bend.

I'm waiting for your next hilarious retort with eager anticipation.

Triggering Tiger · May 8, 2023

catscratchfever said:
You are such a squib. Typical low-class 14thmond tossa - you only know one-way... and that's straight around the S-bend.

I'm waiting for your next hilarious retort with eager anticipation.

catscratchfever · May 8, 2023

Triggering Tiger said:
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Another squibbing effort. Stop it or you'll go blind.

Triggering Tiger · May 8, 2023

catscratchfever said:
Another squibbing effort. Stop it or you'll go blind.

catscratchfever · May 8, 2023

Triggering Tiger said:

I'm going to use your favourite cop-out, squibbo:

Triggering Tiger · May 8, 2023

catscratchfever said:
I'm going to use your favourite cop-out, squibbo:

You're posting in my thread dopey!

oh deary me!

catscratchfever · May 8, 2023

Triggering Tiger said:
You're posting in my thread dopey!

You're a squib whichever thread you're in, squibbo

Triggering Tiger · May 8, 2023

catscratchfever said:
You're a squib whichever thread you're in, squibbo

Triggering Tiger · May 19, 2023

I hear there there might be some showers happening today so i think it's about time for chris to have his monthly wash!

Triggering Tiger · Jul 27, 2023

Word on street is the scat players went on strike last weekend and refuse perform in brizzie because chris smelt so bad and it took porkins to convince them that they only had tp put up with it for 2 hours.

Smeg Head · Jul 27, 2023

Would you trust anyone in Geelong with scissors or a razor?

Pefectly reasonably from Chris Scott.

MOONEY 21 · Jul 27, 2023

Triggering Tiger said:
I don't think about them much, i do it to rustle the scats fans jimmies and i must say i do a pretty decent job of it too.

Only at 5am after coming down off an ice bender

or

when you directly wake up.

Which one is it?

Triggering Tiger · Jul 27, 2023

MOONEY 21 said:
Only at 5am after coming down off an ice bender

or

when you directly wake up.

Which one is it?

Thanks for proving my point floggo...

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rapidfire7 · Jul 27, 2023

When the hell are Richmond flogs going to get over '31? It's been nearly 100 years ffs

Triggering Tiger · Jul 27, 2023

rapidfire7 said:
When the hell are Richmond flogs going to get over '31? It's been nearly 100 years ffs

Another scat reeled in!

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STPer18 · Jul 28, 2023

AFL congratulates Chris Scott ahead of coaching milestone

The AFL wishes to congratulate Geelong senior coach Chris Scott ahead of his record-breaking 305th game this round

www.afl.com.au

AFL congratulates Chris Scott

Chris Scott

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ahead of coaching milestone

The AFL wishes to congratulate Geelong senior coach Chris Scott ahead of his record-breaking 305th game this round
By Statement
2 days ago

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Chris Scott looks on ahead of the R6 match between Geelong and Sydney at GMHBA Stadium on April 22, 2023. Picture: AFL Photos

The AFL wishes to congratulate the Geelong Cats' Senior Coach Chris Scott ahead of his record-breaking 305th game this round.
Scott is set to become the longest-serving coach in the club's history, passing Australian Football Hall of Fame member Reg Hickey who coached 304 games for the Cats.
Scott has coached the Cats to 209 wins, three draws and 92 losses. He has coached them to 28 Finals appearances, three Grand Finals and two Premierships in 2011 and 2022. He was named All Australian coach in both premiership years.
AFL Chief Executive Officer Gillon McLachlan congratulated Scott ahead of the milestone.
"Breaking the all-time record is a special achievement," McLachlan said.
"You have an incredible will to win but also see the broader perspective for our sport.
"You are one of the great leaders of our game, both on-field and off-field, and I'm thrilled you're breaking the record for Geelong."

Chris Scott holds the premiership cup aloft after Geelong's win over Sydney in the 2022 Grand Final. Picture: AFL Photos

The AFL historian has compiled a list of Scott's achievements:

Scott holds the best winning percentage (68.75 per cent) for any coach with more than 100 games in charge, with the next highest being John Coleman at 67.6 per cent.
He coached the Geelong Cats to a premiership in his first year in the role (2011), becoming the first to do so since Alan Joyce in 1988.
Scott started his career with 13 consecutive wins, which is the best winning streak from debut by any coach. The previous record was 10 Johnny Leonard who coached South Melbourne in 1932.
Geelong have been in the top eight for 240 of the 291 home and away games Scott has coached. Only Mick Malthouse (314 from a possible 469) has spent more weeks inside the top eight during the top eight era.
Scott is one of 11 people to coach more than 300 games. Geelong and Essendon are the only clubs with two coaches in this group, with Reg Hickey being the other Geelong representative alongside Scott.
He became the quickest coach to 300 games in Round 15 this season, reaching the milestone in 12 years and 89 days. He beat the previous record by 16 days which was held by Ross Lyon.
He has coached 117 different players, with 27 playing more than 100 games. Six players have played more than 200 matches under Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age
49

Ht

182cm

Wt
89kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.6

4

K
11.2

4

HB
5.4

4

M
5.1

5

T
1.6

4

G
0.4

3

No current season stats available

D
13.2

4

K
10.2

4

HB
3.0

3

M
2.2

3

T
2.8

5

G
0.4

3

.
Scott has had the pleasure of telling 61 players that they will be making their AFL debut. Those 61 players have gone on to play a combined 3,656 games
- Longest serving players with their entire career under Scott: Mark Blicavs
  
  46
  
  Mark Blicavs
  
  Age
  35
  
  Ht
  
  198cm
  
  Wt
  101kg
  
  Pos.
  D/M
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  14.5
  
  4
  
  K
  6.6
  
  3
  
  HB
  7.9
  
  5
  
  M
  4.1
  
  4
  
  T
  4.2
  
  5
  
  MG
  114.1
  
  2
  
  D
  11.1
  
  3
  
  K
  7.1
  
  3
  
  HB
  4.0
  
  3
  
  M
  3.9
  
  4
  
  T
  1.9
  
  3
  
  MG
  114.1
  
  2
  
  D
  8.6
  
  3
  
  K
  2.0
  
  1
  
  HB
  6.6
  
  4
  
  M
  1.8
  
  2
  
  T
  1.6
  
  4
  
  (245), Cam Guthrie (236), Jake Kolodjashnij
  
  8
  
  Jake Kolodjashnij
  
  Age
  30
  
  Ht
  
  193cm
  
  Wt
  100kg
  
  Pos.
  Def
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  12.4
  
  3
  
  K
  6.9
  
  3
  
  HB
  5.6
  
  4
  
  M
  4.2
  
  4
  
  T
  2.0
  
  4
  
  MG
  148.5
  
  2
  
  D
  10.6
  
  3
  
  K
  7.0
  
  3
  
  HB
  3.6
  
  2
  
  M
  4.6
  
  4
  
  T
  1.2
  
  2
  
  MG
  115.6
  
  2
  
  D
  11.8
  
  3
  
  K
  5.4
  
  2
  
  HB
  6.4
  
  4
  
  M
  2.6
  
  3
  
  T
  3.2
  
  5
  
  MG
  69.4
  
  1
  
  (169), Jed Bews
  
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  Jed Bews
  
  Age
  32
  
  Ht
  
  186cm
  
  Wt
  90kg
  
  Pos.
  Def
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  10.9
  
  3
  
  K
  6.1
  
  2
  
  HB
  4.8
  
  3
  
  M
  3.0
  
  3
  
  T
  2.6
  
  4
  
  MG
  178.2
  
  3
  
  D
  9.5
  
  2
  
  K
  7.5
  
  3
  
  HB
  2.0
  
  1
  
  M
  2.3
  
  2
  
  T
  1.7
  
  3
  
  MG
  205.8
  
  3
  
  D
  8.8
  
  3
  
  K
  3.8
  
  2
  
  HB
  5.0
  
  4
  
  M
  2.4
  
  3
  
  T
  3.2
  
  5
  
  (164), and Tom Stewart (143)
He has made the Finals in 11 out of a possible 12 seasons so far. This season, he could become the 10th person to have coached in 12 Finals campaigns.
- The nine coaches before him are all members of the Australian Football Hall of Fame.
Round 23 in 2015 is the only time where it was known at the beginning of the game that his side couldn't win the Premiership that year.
He has come up against 46 different coaches so far. Nathan Buckley (7-8) and Adam Kingsley

Adam Kingsley

Age
50

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183cm

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83kg

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Mid

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16.9

4

K
11.5

4

HB
5.4

4

M
4.1

4

T
1.3

3

No current season stats available

D
16.4

4

K
10.4

4

HB
6.0

4

M
3.0

3

T
1.0

3

(0-1) are the only coaches Scott has a win rate less than 50 per cent.
- He also shared the field with 37 of these coaches during his playing days with the Brisbane Lions – 32 as opposition players, four as teammates (Michael Voss, Justin Leppitsch
  
  Justin Leppitsch
  
  Age
  50
  
  Ht
  
  191cm
  
  Wt
  97kg
  
  Pos.
  Def
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  12.2
  
  3
  
  K
  8.3
  
  3
  
  HB
  3.9
  
  3
  
  M
  4.5
  
  4
  
  T
  1.2
  
  3
  
  No current season stats available
  
  D
  8.2
  
  2
  
  K
  5.8
  
  3
  
  HB
  2.4
  
  3
  
  M
  0.6
  
  1
  
  T
  1.0
  
  3
  
  , Craig McRae
  
  Craig Mcrae
  
  Age
  52
  
  Ht
  
  176cm
  
  Wt
  73kg
  
  Pos.
  Fwd
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  12.9
  
  3
  
  K
  9.0
  
  3
  
  HB
  3.9
  
  3
  
  M
  2.4
  
  3
  
  T
  1.9
  
  4
  
  G
  1.2
  
  4
  
  No current season stats available
  
  D
  16.2
  
  4
  
  K
  10.6
  
  4
  
  HB
  5.6
  
  4
  
  M
  1.8
  
  2
  
  T
  1.2
  
  3
  
  G
  1.4
  
  5
  
  and Brad Scott) and one as both (Ross Lyon played one game with and one game against Scott).
Scott has coached 56 games where the margin was 10 goals or more. Geelong were the victors in 52 of those games.
He has coached 10 games where the margin was decided with a kick after the siren – three more than any other coach. Geelong won six of these games, lost three and drew one.
Scott has coached 15 home and away games against sides that were sitting on the top of the ladder. He has won 11, lost three and drew one.
Scott coached a record 245 games with Joel Selwood as captain, the highest number of games for any coach and player pairing in VFL/AFL history.
- The second most is 188 games with Damien Hardwick and Trent Cotchin
  
  9
  
  Trent Cotchin
  
  Age
  36
  
  Ht
  
  185cm
  
  Wt
  86kg
  
  Pos.
  M/F
  
  Career
  
  Season
  
  Last 5
  
  D
  23.4
  
  5
  
  K
  13.8
  
  5
  
  HB
  9.5
  
  5
  
  M
  3.4
  
  3
  
  T
  3.9
  
  5
  
  CL
  5.2
  
  5
  
  D
  19.0
  
  4
  
  K
  9.5
  
  4
  
  HB
  9.5
  
  5
  
  M
  2.7
  
  3
  
  T
  4.3
  
  5
  
  CL
  3.5
  
  4
  
  D
  16.6
  
  4
  
  K
  8.0
  
  3
  
  HB
  8.6
  
  5
  
  M
  4.6
  
  5
  
  T
  1.0
  
  3
  
  .
He has coached in 195 wins with Tom Hawkins

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Tom Hawkins

Age
37

Ht

197cm

Wt
105kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
12.2

3

K
7.9

3

HB
4.4

3

M
5.5

5

T
1.9

4

G
2.1

5

D
12.7

3

K
8.6

3

HB
4.1

3

M
5.1

5

T
2.1

3

G
1.6

5

D
7.8

2

K
5.6

3

HB
2.2

2

M
4.2

4

T
1.0

3

G
2.2

5

– the second most by any coach and player pairing. Jock McHale and Gordon Coventry hold the record with 220 wins.
97 of his games have been coached at GMHBA Stadium, three fewer than Reg Hickey's record.

15:56
Mar 9 2023

Relentless: Geelong's decade-long journey to a flag

Chris Scott, Joel Selwood and more look back at the Cats' path to 2022 premiership glory
Most games as coach of the Geelong Cats:

Games	Coach	Wins	Years
304	Chris Scott	209	2011-
304	Reg Hickey	184	1932; 1936-40; 1949-59
260	Mark Thompson	161	2000-10
145	Malcolm Blight	89	1989-94
116	Bob Davis	72	1956; 1960-65
116	Gary Ayres	65	1995-99
105	Peter Pianto	70	1966-70
91	Rod Olsson	45	1976-79
80	Arthur Coghlan	48	1929-34
71	Bill Goggin	41	1980-82

Most games played under Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age
49

Ht

182cm

Wt
89kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.6

4

K
11.2

4

HB
5.4

4

M
5.1

5

T
1.6

4

G
0.4

3

No current season stats available

D
13.2

4

K
10.2

4

HB
3.0

3

M
2.2

3

T
2.8

5

G
0.4

3

:

Games	Player	W-L-D
284	Tom Hawkins	195-86-3
262	Mitch Duncan	187-73-2
261	Joel Selwood	180-80-1
245	Mark Blicavs	163-79-3
236	Cameron Guthrie	158-76-2
214	Harry Taylor	149-63-2
169	Jake Kolodjashnij	113-53-3
164	Jed Bews	102-59-3
162	Patrick Dangerfield	108-52-2
155	Tom Lonergan	110-43-2

Most games coached against Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age
49

Ht

182cm

Wt
89kg

Pos.
Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D
16.6

4

K
11.2

4

HB
5.4

4

M
5.1

5

T
1.6

4

G
0.4

3

No current season stats available

D
13.2

4

K
10.2

4

HB
3.0

3

M
2.2

3

T
2.8

5

G
0.4

3

:

Games	Opponent	Scott W-L record
23	John Longmire	12-10-1
23	Alastair Clarkson	15-8
18	Damien Hardwick	11-7
16	Ken Hinkley	11-5
15	Brad Scott	10-5
15	Nathan Buckley	7-8
14	Ross Lyon	8-6
12	Leon Cameron	7-4
12	Adam Simpson	8-4
12	Luke Beveridge	10-2

People to have coached more than 300 VFL/AFL games at one club:

Games	Coach	Club
714	Jock McHale	Collingwood
635	Kevin Sheedy	Essendon
415	Dick Reynolds	Essendon
390	Alastair Clarkson	Hawthorn
355	David Parkin	Carlton
332	Allan Jeans	St Kilda
307	Norm Smith	Melbourne
307	Damien Hardwick	Richmond
304	Reg Hickey	Geelong
304	Chris Scott	Geelong
301	John Longmire	Sydney

Coaches to have won a premiership in their first year in charge of a club:

Year	Coach	Club
1909	Charlie Ricketts	South Melbourne
1913	Percy Parratt	Fitzroy
1916	George Holden	Fitzroy
1918	Herb Howson	South Melbourne
1920	Dan Minogue	Richmond
1925	Cliff Rankin	Geelong
1931	Charlie Clymo	Geelong
1933	Jack Bissett	South Melbourne
1934	Perce Bentley	Richmond
1972	John Nicholls	Carlton
1988	Alan Joyce	Hawthorn
2011	Chris Scott	Geelong

TheCatStevensExperience · Jul 28, 2023

I can see why Richmond fans would switch focus to opposition coaches these last few seasons

MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE · Jul 29, 2023

Feraligatr said:
That's what I said.

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