Media Will The Real EKA Winner Please Stand Up?

[Uncle_Leo]

To be fair, Uncle_Leo is in there, which always makes for a laugh.

You have no life, seek help

 

[The Half Back]

You have no life, seek help

Well that's not very nice.

 

[damicky]

BREAKING NEWS

High profile Phoenix Rookie Tim Evans Beard has been scratched from the EKA Race

Multiple Sweet Bookies have suspended betting on the S34 EKA until further notice

 

[kananooks]

BREAKING NEWS

High profile Phoenix Rookie Tim Evans Beard has been scratched from the EKA Race

Multiple Sweet Bookies have suspended betting on the S34 EKA until further notice

id love to see these odds..

anyone got them handy?

 

[damicky]

id love to see these odds..

anyone got them handy?

You were 69-1 last time I checked

 

[Mrs Turbo]

You were 69-1 last time I checked

I'd be happy to take those odds with the Naughty Nookie.... pretty please and thank you...

and please no-one's to tell Mr Turbo

 

[Sun Ra]

I'd be happy to take those odds with the Naughty Nookie.... pretty please and thank you...

and please no-one's to tell Mr Turbo

BREAKING NEWS / SPOILER ALERT / EKA WINNER REVEAL !!!

Here, for the first time is the actual footage of the SFA Admins discussing and deciding upon Mrs Turbo as the S34 EKA winner. Enjoy ......

 

[Mrs Turbo]

And here I was lead to believe that the EKA was more like a Lucky Dip.

You know, the kind of surprise that initially you get all excited about... only to get a bit of useless plastic (or a badge maybe)... and then you find out that it's broken in less than 2 minutes. This leaves you with the feeling of overwhelming disappointment.

Someone please give the EKA to Sun Ra , as I don't think I could handle that kind of emotional rollercoaster

 

[damicky]

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And here I was lead to believe that the EKA was more like a Lucky Dip.

You know, the kind of surprise that initially you get all excited about... only to get a bit of useless plastic (or a badge maybe)... and then you find out that it's broken in less than 2 minutes. This leaves you with the feeling of overwhelming disappointment.

Someone please give the EKA to Sun Ra , as I don't think I could handle that kind of emotional rollercoaster

The EKA is a prized possession that you only get *one chance to win

*unless you are sausageroll

 

[Mrs Turbo]

The EKA is a prized possession that you only get *one chance to win

*unless you are sausageroll

Yes sausageroll asked me to write his EKA acceptance speech for him last week... so I did

 

[Sun Ra]

Yes sausageroll asked me to write his EKA acceptance speech for him last week... so I did

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Here's one you could use ........ don't thank me, really.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I'm proud of you Sun Ra continuing Baghdad's prized history of always ensuring we don't win awards . There are a lot of geeks who need these awards more and it's very selfless of you.

 

[Sun Ra]

I'm proud of you Sun Ra continuing Baghdad's prized history of always ensuring we don't win awards . There are a lot of geeks who need these awards more and it's very selfless of you.

 

[sausageroll]

The EKA is a prized possession that you only get *one chance to win

*unless you are sausageroll

I'm hoping that once I finally win my first EKA, I'll go on to win several.

Yes sausageroll asked me to write his EKA acceptance speech for him last week... so I did

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Thanks again Mrs T, but I asked if you could rewrite that with less words. There's no way I'll remember all that!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I have enjoyed watching all the rookies going for the EKA

 

[Mrs Turbo]

I'm hoping that once I finally win my first EKA, I'll go on to win several.



Thanks again Mrs T, but I asked if you could rewrite that with less words. There's no way I'll remember all that!

Ohh sh*t - I did forget to do this for you 'rewrite that with less words sausageroll ....

Ok heres my best shot.

I can get it down to 3 words - maybe you can choose which you feel fits you best


or maybe



or how's about we consider just the 2 words




Thoughts?

 

[kananooks]

I have enjoyed watching all the rookies going for the EKA

if that isnt mrs T and i ... i dont know what is

its the diving tackle that gets me

 

[sausageroll]

Three solid statements that all sum up different aspects of my situation.

The attitude of the voters who decide the EKA winner...

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The way I assess my chances of winning and EKA...

or maybe

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The way I should probably assess my chances of winning an EKA...

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[Sun Ra]

Ohh sh*t - I did forget to do this for you 'rewrite that with less words sausageroll ....

Ok heres my best shot.

I can get it down to 3 words - maybe you can choose which you feel fits you best
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or maybe

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or how's about we consider just the 2 words

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Thoughts?