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Worst afl player you've seen (and why)

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Just had a look.

(00 – 09) Davies, Harvey, Laycock, Winderlich, Bradley, Stanton, Monfries, Ryder, Dempsey, Gumbleton, Myers, Hurley & Melksham. Richards, Welsh, Watson, Houli, Hooker, Bellchambers, Zaharakis, Carlisle.
(10 – 19) Heppell, Kavanaugh, Daniher, Langford, Laverde, Parish, Francis & McGrath. Hibberd, Merrett, Fanasia, McKenna, Redman, McDonald-Tipungwuti

Hit with Hurly, Heppell and to some extent with Daniher and Ryder.
Monfries, Stanton and maybe Melksham would be a pass.
Probably still too early to really know about McGrath, Parish and maybe Francis.

The rest is a really really big pile of yuck. No wonder they just traded out of the first round for the last 3 years
Take out the 2000 and 2001 draft and drafting for saints is very very grim.... Left with Goddard & Fisher. Look at the names since 2020.

Cripps, Crocker, Ledger, Siposs, Gamble, Polo, Simpkin, Ross, Markworth, Newnes, Webster, Level, Maister, Blake, Wright, White, Murdoch, Saunders, Pierce, Dunell, Billings, Dunstan, Acres, Curren, McCartin, Goddard, McKenzie, Lonie, Gresham, White, Rice, Long, Battle, Phillips, Clark, Coffield, Clavarino. Paton, King, Bytel, Parker, Hind, Young.
 
Matt Guelfi definitely cares about his looks more than his talent. I nominate him. Only averaged 16 disposals as a midfielder last year.

Didn’t really play midfield. Was a utility and spent time all over the ground.

Definitely cares about his looks a lot but has gotten his chance in AFL through hard work and toughness. Is a battler talent wise.
 
Captain doesn’t mean they’re a good player, Ben Stratton exhibit A.

It’s a subjective list and it’s the worst I’ve seen as per the OP. I haven’t seen many Suns games and the ones I have, Witts must have been particularly poor. I’m not going by stats as that’s not what the OP requested.
if thats the case then you need to take that blindfold off when you watch the games
 

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Captain doesn’t mean they’re a good player, Ben Stratton exhibit A.

It’s a subjective list and it’s the worst I’ve seen as per the OP. I haven’t seen many Suns games and the ones I have, Witts must have been particularly poor. I’m not going by stats as that’s not what the OP requested.

Accept your list is shit, the topic is worst players not average to good. Witts, Castagna, Bruce, Levi, Jones, Masten and Wellingham ??? They aren't lighting up the hall of fame but they have been handy and useful players.
 
Accept your list is shit, the topic is worst players not average to good. Witts, Castagna, Bruce, Levi, Jones, Masten and Wellingham ??? They aren't lighting up the hall of fame but they have been handy and useful players.
Hes a melbourne fan. If he was to list the actual worst players he could just go here and copy most of them down...
 
Anyone said David MacKay for the tenth time yet?
Really don’t get what he brings to Adelaide, yet is 12 games away from being 10th all time at Adelaide. 220 games already played.
Come on... he’s slightly worse then Nathan VanBerlo, who was arguably the worst captain of all time.
 
Anyone said David MacKay for the tenth time yet?
Really don’t get what he brings to Adelaide, yet is 12 games away from being 10th all time at Adelaide. 220 games already played.
Come on... he’s slightly worse then Nathan VanBerlo, who was arguably the worst captain of all time.
I think David Mackay is a decent player and thought Van Berlo was a good player
Worst captain of the 2000s is surely Richie Vandenberg (still a good player, just the worst that has been captain)
 
I think David Mackay is a decent player and thought Van Berlo was a good player
Worst captain of the 2000s is surely Richie Vandenberg (still a good player, just the worst that has been captain)
I think the criticism of Mackay isn't just that he is a very average player, it is more that he seems to get preferential treatment at selection, which most Crows supporters, myself included, feel is undeserved.
 

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This is actually a shocking take. An average footballer at AFL level maybe but smart and can play multiple roles with a very good left peg. Part of some of the best sides of the modern era.

Cale Morton, Mark Bolton, James Walker and Zac Dawson etc were genuinely crap.
Besides for the sheep following the nuffies, how was Dawson actually crap? Became such a whipping boy, yet the irony is most people barely watched him play. Was actually a pretty damn good defender, got picked in multiple grand finals and Clarkson has publicly spoken highly of him. His kicking was atrocious, but his defending was actually impressive.
 
I think David Mackay is a decent player and thought Van Berlo was a good player
Worst captain of the 2000s is surely Richie Vandenberg (still a good player, just the worst that has been captain)
A decent list filler who probably stands out more due to the bleached blonde hair. Not terrible but has definitely done we'll out of limited talent
 
Anyone said David MacKay for the tenth time yet?
Really don’t get what he brings to Adelaide, yet is 12 games away from being 10th all time at Adelaide. 220 games already played.
Come on... he’s slightly worse then Nathan VanBerlo, who was arguably the worst captain of all time.
How can a guy whose played that many games be the worst you've seen???

People really don't seem to understand this at all.
 
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A decent list filler who probably stands out more due to the bleached blonde hair. Not terrible but has definitely done we'll out of limited talent
sometimes a consistent player is what a club needs, regardless of whether he is consistently good or consistently shit.
He slots in well with a lot of average to decent adelaide players, difference is he was just born before most of them
 

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Besides for the sheep following the nuffies, how was Dawson actually crap? Became such a whipping boy, yet the irony is most people barely watched him play. Was actually a pretty damn good defender, got picked in multiple grand finals and Clarkson has publicly spoken highly of him. His kicking was atrocious, but his defending was actually impressive.
Nah man Zac Dawson bad hur hur hur
 
For the pies in my time:
Chris Egan
Jesse White
David Fanning(14 games)
Cameron Cloke
Ben Crocker
Cameron Wood
Anthony Corrie
Cory Gault(6 games too many)
 
Is that his talent that he has never shown in 6 years at the club?

The frustrating thing about Mason is that twice a year he plays like Wayne Carey for a game.

Then goes missing.
 

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