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[And_ROOS]

Looking at industrial ovens for a previous job and when being told how much fits into the ovens i asked how many Jews will fit. Awkward...

 

[NAUGHT5]

This is one deserves a mention..
About 5 years ago.

My best mate (we'll call him Barry) was watching his sister play netball.

Another mate (from school) was there. But the kind of guy who is a 2nd or 3rd tier mate. We'll call him Mike.

Mike: "hey check out the fat centre"

Barry: "um that's my sister"

Mike panicking: "oh! shit! well at least she isnt as fat as the ref"

Barry: "that's my mum"

Awwwwwkward.

 

[Caesar]

Looking at industrial ovens for a previous job and when being told how much fits into the ovens i asked how many Jews will fit. Awkward...

Is there a right crowd for that kind of joke?

 

[patsmith]

Is there a right crowd for that kind of joke?

Would have gone down a treat at Nuremberg...

 

[blues4flag]

I've got a habit of making obscure references that people don't get. Can't remember the exact conversation (marriage I think) but mentioning Targaryens was met with a few blank stares.

 

[Bodicifer]

I told a special olympics joke in front of a woman who's son was disabled.

When I was a kid I worked in a sports store part time and a guy asked me if we could sell him one shoe and I had a bit of a giggle but he didn't see the funny side. Because he was on the other side of the counter I didn't see his right leg missing below the knee.

 

[coke_zero]

This is one deserves a mention..
About 5 years ago.

My best mate (we'll call him Barry) was watching his sister play netball.

Another mate (from school) was there. But the kind of guy who is a 2nd or 3rd tier mate. We'll call him Mike.

Mike: "hey check out the fat centre"

Barry: "um that's my sister"

Mike panicking: "oh! shit! well at least she isnt as fat as the ref"

Barry: "that's my mum"

Awwwwwkward.

Thanks for getting this thread back on track. good story too.

 

[breeno]

A mate the other day walked onto a train and said "**** it smells like wet newspaper in here". The whole train gave him 'the look'.

The other day I was making a racist joke about those of the dark variety, and an Indian teacher had caught my scent and was trailing me.

 

[HALL OF FAMER]

Went to a group of girls at the casino I'm feeling generous, how bout a shout youse all a drink... asked the bar tender for 4 waters, they didn't seem to impressed

Another time I seen a woman smoking outside, I said I'll give you something to suck on.. It wont give you cancer but might give you HIV

 

[ash_1050]

Went to a group of girls at the casino I'm feeling generous, how bout a shout youse all a drink... asked the bar tender for 4 waters, they didn't seem to impressed

Another time I seen a woman smoking outside, I said I'll give you something to suck on.. It wont give you cancer but might give you HIV

0/10, will expect better trolling next time.

 

[The Dice Man]

Mike the Cool Person jokes seem to get weird stares.

Me walking into work.. "Hello Everybody"

"Hi 'Dice'

Me: 'Not yet but I might be later'


Noone ever gets it...

 

[Papa Juggs]

I told a special olympics joke in front of a woman who's son was disabled.

When I was a kid I worked in a sports store part time and a guy asked me if we could sell him one shoe and I had a bit of a giggle but he didn't see the funny side. Because he was on the other side of the counter I didn't see his right leg missing below the knee.

I would have laughed too.

Trying to get a discount on shoes because you have one leg.

That's ****ing hilarious!!!!

 

[patsmith]

Went to a group of girls at the casino I'm feeling generous, how bout a shout youse all a drink... asked the bar tender for 4 waters, they didn't seem to impressed

There's your fail...

 

[HALL OF FAMER]

Sounds like this forum is the wrong crowd for me ay? Enlighten me... what is trolling?

 

[coke_zero]

went to a group of girls at the casino i'm feeling generous, how bout a shout youse all a drink... Asked the bar tender for 4 waters, they didn't seem to impressed

legend

 

[Dan Moody]

Went to a group of girls at the casino I'm feeling generous, how bout a shout youse all a drink... asked the bar tender for 4 waters, they didn't seem to impressed

Another time I seen a woman smoking outside, I said I'll give you something to suck on.. It wont give you cancer but might give you HIV

haha, i lol'd

 

[Tormented Tiger]

Mike the Cool Person jokes seem to get weird stares.

Me walking into work.. "Hello Everybody"

"Hi 'Dice'

Me: 'Not yet but I might be later'


Noone ever gets it...

"Bye"


"So am I"

 

[BarneyBent]

Me: "How do you fit 50 Jews into a car?"

Friend: "I dunno?"

Me: "2 in the front, 2 in the back, 46 in the ashtray."

Jewish guy who I forgot was Jewish: *awkward silence*.

Also, telling dead baby jokes to your mum doesn't go down so well. Telling them in the presence of a guy whose sister just had a stillbirth goes down even worse.

Also, I got banned from the MB last year for telling a Levi Casboult drink driving joke.

I really do have a taste for bad taste, and bad timing.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Telling them in the presence of a guy whose sister just had a stillbirth goes down even worse.

I think you win.