Roast Yelling at Clouds

[Next Waiting]

Had to get the course of antivirals. Then a few weeks later I contracted COVID, more antivirals
2022 was my annus horribilis

Did it carry on into the next year, or as Scrag would like to know, did your annus horribilis lingus?

 

[Dogs 13]

It did lingus longa

Can't say I've got it licked so far, still gives me sharp tinglers.

 

[Fossie 32]

I’ve been off work all week with old persons disease , the Shingles .

“We have a vaccine for it now, “ the nurse told me.”

“But we generally only offer to to over 50s”

I’m fifty in 2 months.

That’s just a cruel thing to tell me.

I can’t get out of bed for more that 10 mins. My eyes are too sore to read. I’ve developed an unhealthy fixation on the ‘big game’ tonight as something to look forward to.

Crap hope you're better soon bro!

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

In my younger corporate days in the big smoke, I had a period of time where I used to enter a lift and face everyone, making eye contact with as many people as possible, and smiling the whole time.

Lorne Malvo did that in Fargo

 

[BulldogMuscle]

My dog might of done her ACL tonight and if that's the case It's completely devastating both financially and emotionally.

 

[fargy]

Anyone who says “versing” in terms of whom they are opposing really grinds my gears.

 

[maddog37]

My dog might of done her ACL tonight and if that's the case It's completely devastating both financially and emotionally.

That is a touch more significant than yelling at clouds my friend. Hope things work out.

 

[dogwatch]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

 

[Dogs 13]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

Ticketmaster bombarding us to install the new app as the old one will be deactivated soon.
When I did try the wheel just spun continuously saying “Securely loading your account details”.
I gave up and exited it after about 15 mins.
When I went back to the app it seems to have worked, but so frustrating.
At least we have the backup of our membership cards with barcodes again.

 

[Scotch N Coke Monatore]

Ticketmaster and Ticketek.

They are shit

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

The barman lets all these grammatical misfits into he’s bar.
His a good guy

 

[dogwatch]

The barman lets all these grammatical misfits into he’s bar.
His a good guy

A homophone walks into a baah
An expression of disgust walks into a bah!
An evil laugh walks into a bwahaha
A euphemism walks into a place of conviviality

 

[Del165892]

A homophone walks into a baah
An expression of disgust walks into a bah!
An evil laugh walks into a bwahaha
A euphemism walks into a place of conviviality

Mi walks into a bahn

 

[dogwatch]

Mi walks into a bahn

A 13yo Jewish kid walks into a bar mitzvah

 

[Del165892]

A 13yo Jewish kid walks into a bar mitzvah

A hemidemisemiquaver walks into a bar

 

[Iamspock]

I'm loving this thread. So many clouds to yell at...so many lols

I'm finding this thread very therapeutic. To be in sync with so many of you, means I don't feel alone

 

[dogwatch]

A hemidemisemiquaver walks into a bar

Three beats waltz into a bar

 

[Next Waiting]

Three beats waltz into a bar

A blind person walks into a bar

 

[blurst]

I’ve been off work all week with old persons disease , the Shingles .

“We have a vaccine for it now, “ the nurse told me.”

“But we generally only offer to to over 50s”

I’m fifty in 2 months.

That’s just a cruel thing to tell me.

I can’t get out of bed for more that 10 mins. My eyes are too sore to read. I’ve developed an unhealthy fixation on the ‘big game’ tonight as something to look forward to.

I caught shingles at 28. I know it’s most commonly caught in older people but sucks when you end up one of those unlucky ones

 

[dogwatch]

A blind person walks into a bar

Two beats march into a bar

 

[Next Waiting]

Two beats march into a bar

Mohamed walks into Abha

 

[The Buck]

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac stays up all night in a bar, obsessing about dog.

 

[Next Waiting]

An alliteration entered an establishment

 

[dogwatch]

An agnostic, dyslexic insomniac stays up all night in a bar, obsessing about dog.

You've just described about half of BF.

 

[flamethrower]

1. From time to time I randomly scream 'Eff you Ian Collins' loudly anytime the Brownlow is mentioned on the radio or in the newspaper.

2. I still from time to time have a mild case of sitting in the corner in the foetal position rocking back and forward, foaming at the mouth, screaming "that was an effing goal for Libba" whenever Darren Jarman's name is mentioned.

3. The Elizabeth St roundabout at the corner of Royal Parade just flat out gives me the $hits.

4. Who thought building an observation wheel at Docklands was going to be a money maker?

5. Why haven't they built the Western Highway by pass between Rockbank and Melton when they can find billions for a train line from Cheltenham to Box Hill that no one will use?

6. Why is free to air TV so friggin crap these days?

7. Who said Craig Hutchinson should be able to have so much influence on AFL media and make it so American NFL like?


and no, I don't feel better

Also known as the Haymarket Roundabout, or the roundabout of death.

I am forced to drive through it twice a day to and from work while Grattan Street is closed, and it amazes me how many cars can't follow simple instructions clearly signposted on huge green signs. The number of cars that enter the wrong lane, panic, and almost cause crashes changing lanes across other traffic is terrifying. Not to mention the occasional driver who drives on the tram tracks instead of the road.