Yet another Bin Laden joke

[Macca19]

Three guys, an American, Osama bin Ladin and a Canadian are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in the U.S." With a blink of the Genie's eye, '****' the land in the U.S. was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, '****' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. The Canadian (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out virtually impenetrable." The Canadian says, "Fill it with water."

 

[hawkfan5]

heard that one before, its a beauty.

 

[Stegelator]

LOL!

 

[The Hitman]

Good one Craig!

The Hitman

 

[lioness]

LOL THAT is a classic!!!!!!!