You Know when you are a Hawk Supporter when

[forrrestGump]

More than half your household income is spent on shoes, and handbags

You think, you don't do this.

You sit down to pee.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a nail file

When asked about your sex you call yourself a metrosexual

When your highlight of 07 is a round 4 victory

You want your baby to wear unwashed clothes

When you receive payment for services rendered to tasmanians

When you call yourself a may bloomer

When you spend more time infront of the mirror, than being at work

When you get married for show

When you use moisturiser frequently

When you cry when you break a nail

You think get a "pussy" is buying a cat.

You've been fired from a job because of your appearance.

Your father encouraged you to quit school because you were being picked on

After making love you ask your boyfriend to rollover.

You cried when you recruited Dew

You love bending over

You love dropping the soap

You have more outfits than Paris

You can hoover better than Paris

You spend more time at the solarium than at the pub

You don't drink beer as it is hi g.i.

You have the complete ken set

You love going in the club showers, when the players are showering

You love telling everyone how good you are

 

[PoidaCat]

You've received an Injunction.

 

[Stronzo]

You don't know the lyrics to your club song.

 

[Upgrayedd]

So going by that list this man is a Hawthorn Supporter?

nice "Kilt"

 

[Stronzo]

^^ Close, but no injunction..

 

[Ant_]

So going by that list this man is a Hawthorn Supporter?

nice "Kilt"

haha I just saw that on the Age and created a thread looks like we had same idea.

 

[krisholio14]

You come onto bay 13 and start a bunch of piss poor threads taking pot shots at the reigning premier!

 

[forrrestGump]

your boom recuit eats a kfc out of a days produce

 

[Burzum]

You have sex with men.

*Waits for a Dawks supporter to tell me I must be their number one ticket holder then*

 

[PoidaCat]

you go to the toilet and fall back in amazement at seeing what appears to be your jumper in the toilet bowl.

 

[forrrestGump]

you sit down to pee

 

[CharlieMitchell]

you sit down to pee

Out of new material already??

 

[BackyardWrasslin]

You have sex with men.

...In public places

 

[Packedlunch]

You can hang you hat onmore than one premiership in your lifetime


Your games record holder has won as many premierships as the weeshlongs have in their whole history

 

[Bazzar]

You go to sleep on the bus dreaming of Jeffrey K, and wake up 2 stops to far with very sticky jeans.

 

[BackyardWrasslin]

You still listen to Duran Duran to remind you of the 80s

 

[Jackfrost]

More than half your household income is spent on shoes, and handbags

You think, you don't do this.

You sit down to pee.

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a nail file

When asked about your sex you call yourself a metrosexual

When your highlight of 07 is a round 4 victory

You want your baby to wear unwashed clothes

When you receive payment for services rendered to tasmanians

When you call yourself a may bloomer

When you spend more time infront of the mirror, than being at work

When you get married for show

When you use moisturiser frequently

When you cry when you break a nail

You think get a "pussy" is buying a cat.

You've been fired from a job because of your appearance.

Your father encouraged you to quit school because you were being picked on

After making love you ask your boyfriend to rollover.

You cried when you recruited Dew

You love bending over

You love dropping the soap

You have more outfits than Paris

You can hoover better than Paris

You spend more time at the solarium than at the pub

You don't drink beer as it is hi g.i.

You have the complete ken set

You love going in the club showers, when the players are showering

You love telling everyone how good you are

I was recently in Melbourne and this reminds me of all the 'boys' I saw there

 

[Packedlunch]

You still listen to Duran Duran to remind you of the 80s

Haha... pay that

 

[And_ROOS]

...your brother is your father,
your mother is your sister,
you're going to go fist her,
The Hawthorn Family!

 

[Carson_Kressley]

when you go to the hawthorn footy club and get drunk, then wake up with a sore bum

 

[Hoffy95]

Or when you don't go there to get drunk, yet get the same result .

 

[Carson_Kressley]

Or when you don't go there to get drunk, yet get the same result .

lol classic

 

[The Zebra]

You love Grey's Anatomy
You spend hours wandering around Chadstone on the weekends
You bought your first ever football scarf in 2007
You have an anxiety attack when you leave the house without your lip balm

 

[forrrestGump]

you have a pic of crawford in your wallet

 

[Leather Poisoning]

You know you're a Hawthorn supporter when you're quantifiably superior to those around you - and they know it.