You know you're getting old when.....

[Gorry]

you turn on the telly and think to yourself "Hmmm, Mrs Slocombe..."

 

[BotsMaster]

You hate the younger generation/s

 

[little graham]

You had a childhood..

 

[Quivorir]

You have a birthday every year...

 

[Borry]

You're too embarrassed to tell people your age.

 

[Scotland]

Every single player on the list of the footy team you support is younger than you.

 

[Scotland]

You start looking at girls* in pubs and muttering old man statements** to yourself.

*of age
**no Rolf Harris

 

[Cleavy]

you don't know most of the celebrities in the nude photo hacking scandal.

 

[Silent Alarm]

The fact people born the same year as me are now getting delisted from AFL clubs

 

[Borry]

The fact people born the same year as me are now getting delisted from AFL clubs

And in five years time some will start retiring.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Every single player on the list of the footy team you support is younger than you.

God bless Fletch, keeps us all young

 

[Smoooothy]

God bless Fletch, keeps us all young

I now have only 3 current players that are older than me

 

[Engimal]

The upcoming draftees are born in the same year as you.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

The fact people born the same year as me are now getting delisted from AFL clubs

People born the same year as me are getting sacked as AFL coaches by now.

 

[iluvparis]

Oasis - Definitely Maybe was released 20 years ago.

FML

 

[MisterB]

AFL coaches & presidents/chairmen are younger than you

 

[Cruyff14]

You're out and coming home at 12 is late.

 

[Scotland]

Oasis - Definitely Maybe was released 20 years ago.

FML

The Lion King was released 20 years ago.

Next year marks the 20 year anniversary of Toy Story. What the actual ****.

 

[OhhhhhCyril]

You hate pretty much all music on the radio

 

[Gough]

Dylan Thomas put it best in Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, f*** aging gracefully. Here's that splendid old bugger Richard Burton reading it.

 

[04 Durif]

Hair falls off your head and lands on your shoulders

 

[Plugger35]

you don't know most of the celebrities in the nude photo hacking scandal.

And you think the Cloud is one of those white fluffy things in the sky.

 

[Freofalcon]

 

[JUBJUB]

you don't know most of the celebrities in the nude photo hacking scandal.

Who is Jennifer Lawrence ?

Yes I'm an old fart

 

[raskolnikov]

Oasis - Definitely Maybe was released 20 years ago.

FML

Michael Jackson's Thriller was released 30 years ago.