Your most embarrassing situation

[raskolnikov]

Mine would probably have to be the time I went to a Friday night game. I was on the train on the way to the game when I realised I had my prescription sunglasses on and had left my normal glasses at home. I am very short-sighted and would not have been able to see the game without glasses so I sat for the whole match wearing sunglasses at a night game. People were looking at me as if I were a freak and one guy I walked past said, "I wear my sunglasses at night"

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Mine would probably have to be the time I went to a Friday night game. There was this guy who was wearing sunglasses even though it was night. People were looking at him as if he was a freak and when I walked past him I said, "I wear my sunglasses at night" to make him feel like the lamer he was.

 

[DemonErrol1964 - dees]

Farting in a lift is pretty embarrassing especialy if your the only one in there.

 

[NSWCROW]

Walking home down a main road with a mate after shooting some hoops when 2 chicks in a car drive past having a look.

They chuck a u-bolt and come back past again.....so me and my mate start showing off with the ball throwing bounce passes and behind -your-back passes ( I HAD skillz , back in the day ) , so anyway they come round for 1 more drive-by and i shoot them the " How YOU doin ? " look only for my DOOFUS buddy to scone me SMACK DAB on the nose

I can still see the looks of utter HYSTERIA on their faces as they drove on...........never to come back

 

[Super Goalie]

Maybe that knock to the head is why you put random words in CAPITALS in all of your posts?

 

[NSWCROW]

..............................................deal With It !

 

[Super Goalie]

..............................................deal WITH It !

Edited for normality

 

[footy55]

Posting on this thread

 

[raskolnikov]

Why? I think it is an interesting topic. Or is your most embarrassing moment not printable?

 

[footy55]

Why? I think it is an interesting topic. Or is your most embarrassing moment not printable?

I have to many to choose from ... or do i?

 

[davey_magik]

Mine involves a faulty lock on a train toilet door.

 

[skilts]

Mine involves a faulty lock on a train toilet door.

No shit.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

One day I went to school in my pyjamas and I didnt realise until AFTER i got to school. To compound my embarassment, mum popped in during class to drop off my lunch (nutella sandwich and a prima) in front of all the other students... I f***ing hated uni!!!!

 

[FootyJunkie]

One day I went to school in my pyjamas and I didnt realise until AFTER i got to school. To compound my embarassment, mum popped in during class to drop off my lunch (nutella sandwich and a prima) in front of all the other students... I f***ing hated uni!!!!

Sounds like an episode from the "Wonder Years"

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Sounds like an episode from the "Wonder Years"

LOL

Shoulda seen the look on Winnie Cooper's face when I rocked up in my jammies...

 

[footy55]

One day I went to school in my pyjamas and I didnt realise until AFTER i got to school. To compound my embarassment, mum popped in during class to drop off my lunch (nutella sandwich and a prima) in front of all the other students... I f***ing hated uni!!!!

LOL

 

[raskolnikov]

sigh ... I should have started this thread on the Limbo Club Board.

 

[Super Goalie]

I went to school with my jumper on backwards once, I thought that was bad!

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Wearing beige coloured shorts and sitting down on a bench that I didn't know had only just been painted white.

 

[johnnyhoward]

Mine would probably have to be the time I went to a Friday night game. I was on the train on the way to the game when I realised I had my prescription sunglasses on and had left my normal glasses at home. I am very short-sighted and would not have been able to see the game without glasses so I sat for the whole match wearing sunglasses at a night game. People were looking at me as if I were a freak and one guy I walked past said, "I wear my sunglasses at night"

Hahaha, similar thing happened to my mate who was the designated driver one night. He needs glasses for driving but all he had was his prescription sunnies. We gave him a bit of shit at the time but even moreso the next day

 

[johnnyhoward]

sigh ... I should have started this thread on the Limbo Club Board.

You'll get some gems, don't worry. Wait til the big guns like dog see this thread. Zuckercorn's pisstake was gold though you have to admit.

 

[Altum Volantes]

I once pulled into the driveway and got out open the garage door, leaving the engine running and got distracted as I was getting out by an attractive female neighbour walking past my house. Not thinking about the garage door, I impulsively flicked the lock of my door down and lifted the handle to lock it (as if I had gotten out to go inside) - leaving the car running, locked, with the keys in the ignition.

I shouted something bad, she came to see what was wrong, I freaked out like a total idiot, some how more neighbours were outside and came to see what was wrong, I ended up breaking the car window with a rock as I had no spare for the car, or keys to get into the house, everyone cheered and laughed at me. I felt incredibly stupid.

It's actually probably not the worst but probably as stupid as I've felt in public.

 

[Asgardian]

I can beat all of them

I used to work as the insurance specialist for a rural firm, and was at a country town office, when an oldish lady came in with some faxed funnies for the branch clerk, and left immediately

I asked him "Who was that ugly old bat"

From behind me the chemicals specialist said "My wife"

Needless to say I had to leave quickly on some errrr .... appointments

 

[Tambu]

I used to work as a bartender at a bar lounge, went to the cooler room to get some beer to stock up the fridge behind the bar, as I bent down to reach for the beer... felt a big rip.. my jeans had just torn right down the ass crack (they were an old pair I only wore to work.)

My biggest problem was that I had just started work and had 6 hours left on my shift...

 

[carntheroos4eva]

Picking out a wedgie whilst boundary umpiring