Your personal atrology report compiled by a computer program!

[Chief]

For only $99.95 I will create for you a personal astrological report covering all facets of your life.

To do this I will employ a computer program I fished out of the bargain bin at Harvey Norman.

This same program has been used by many of the top online astrology report sales companies in the world, who often charge many hundreds of dollars for this exact same information that I am giving you for only $99.95!

It's a steal!

BUY NOW!

 

[spell_check]

I predict you will change the title so it says "astrology" not "atrology"

 

[Chief]

No. I really won't.

 

[Mr P@H]

It might not be Accidental, a cross between Atrocious and Astrology.

 

[spell_check]

No. I really won't.

Hmm, I was a phycic once, maybe not anymore.

 

[mantis]

Hmm, I was a phycic once, maybe not anymore.

Wasn't that Eagles Chic?

 

[spell_check]

Wasn't that Eagles Chic?

 

[zebbitty]

lol

 

[Philhawk]

For only $99.95 I will create for you a personal astrological report covering all facets of your life.

To do this I will employ a computer program I fished out of the bargain bin at Harvey Norman.

This same program has been used by many of the top online astrology report sales companies in the world, who often charge many hundreds of dollars for this exact same information that I am giving you for only $99.95!

It's a steal!

BUY NOW!

I was so close to buying it, but then eBay offered me something better.

Pet Astrology Report - Understand your Pussy better.

Pet Astrology Report

Understand Your Pussy

Welcome to the wonderful world of Absolute Soul Secrets Astrology. This amazing report is available in both Canine and Feline formats. The report will describe your pet's character and analyzes issues of importance such as your relationship. It gives stunningly accurate physical and emotional descriptions of your pet and is approximately 10 pages in length. In order to prepare your best friend's report, I will need:

1. The name of your pet.
2. The date of birth.
3. The time of birth (if you don't have this info, I will use a default time
of 12.00pm, this may affect the accuracy however).
4. The place of birth, including town and country.
5. Your email address, to send the report to you.
6. Would you prefer Cat or Dog format?

This report will be forwarded to you within 48 hours of receipt of funds. Understand your friend better! This report will help you to communicate more fully with the one you care about!

BARGAIN!

 

[Bombers 2003]

I was so close to buying it, but then eBay offered me something better.

Pet Astrology Report - Understand your Pussy better.



BARGAIN!

And it was created for pawthorn supporters