MRP / Trib. Zorko Report

[RU_]

Does Zorko have anything to worry about for round 1 of next season? I think he might be in a bit of trouble for actually grabbing the other player into a headlock..

 

[Brisbane2013]

what he do? doesn't look like anything

 

[Toffee Lion]

Apparently a headlock counts as striking?

Rubbish, Will get thrown out.

 

[Full Wingspan]

A free kick is about all that warrants...

 

[RU_]

Apparently a headlock counts as striking?

Rubbish, Will get thrown out.

With the way the MRP has been this year, wouldn't be all that surprising..

 

[whizkizz]

If he gets rubbed out, it would be arguably even more farcical than Maguire getting done for a head clash with J Bolton.

 

[Grimreepah]

Umpire will get a reprimand for wasting the court's time.

 

[Bert Man]

Why are they turning our great game into a sport for pansies

 

[John]

Obvious death sentence If he goes for what I just watched then the game is a joke.

 

[pauldrc]

5 weeks at least....

 

[MacMum]

Commentators said he should be alright..

 

[FlyingBurittoBro]

Think i heard a guy in the crowd yell 'It's not scrabble' when this happened. Nothing in it.

 

[jjami15]

Pleeeaaassseee, if anything needs a review in our game it's that garbage. MRP and umpires need to have a good hard look at themselves and what they're doing to our game. For me the holding ball issue is what gets my goat, penalise a bloke who is basically in a mall and would pass out from suffocation he's got that many blokes on top of him and on the opposite side of it, no penalty for a bloke who gets tackled to the ground and pushes the ball out with his hand.

 

[dlanod]

I'm guessing the ump saw the swinging arm from behind but couldn't see the end result, so on report he went. End result was the headlock, so report thrown out. Hopefully.

 

[POBT]

Think i heard a guy in the crowd yell 'It's not scrabble' when this happened.

Personally, I hope they introduce a board game element to footy.

In any event, I'll be surprised if Zorko has to go directly to jail and not pass go and not collect $200. Sure, he may not win second prize in a beauty contest but he should be able to advance to the nearest railway.

 

[Haso]

Personally, I hope they introduce a board game element to footy.

In any event, I'll be surprised if Zorko has to go directly to jail and not pass go and not collect $200. Sure, he may not win second prize in a beauty contest but he should be able to advance to the nearest railway.

And he could certainly give travelling around in a thimble a good crack.

 

[Old Den]

Personally, I hope they introduce a board game element to footy.

In any event, I'll be surprised if Zorko has to go directly to jail and not pass go and not collect $200. Sure, he may not win second prize in a beauty contest but he should be able to advance to the nearest railway.

I just hope it is not goodbye Piccadilly and farewell Leicester Square over this.

 

[3KZ is Football]

Nothing in it.

 

[Rally]

Just a cheeky headlock, if he cops anything I'll start a riot somewhere.

 

[Caiphus]

Personally, I hope they introduce a board game element to footy.

In any event, I'll be surprised if Zorko has to go directly to jail and not pass go and not collect $200. Sure, he may not win second prize in a beauty contest but he should be able to advance to the nearest railway.

AFL version of subutteo?

 

[Caiphus]

Wrasslin' fine and that's it is my guess.

 

[Slax]

No case to answer.

 

[adey115]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when interviewed post game on fox, did Zorko The Great refer to interviewer Liam Pickering as "Mahery". If so - GOLD!

(I might have been hearing things).

 

[Harris Specter]

Nothing in it, will probably get a reprimand.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Thought this thread was going to be about a new current affairs show on SBS.