Marge: Have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.
Homer: I think I'm blind.
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Anyone watching the marathon on FOX? Up to S1 E3.
Maude: Excuse me Edna, I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X, in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N.
Krusty: Sex Cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down.
That ep is on right now.Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart
has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I
know, but...well, try and have a merry Christmas.
[hangs up] They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on
their answering machine, that's right.
Bart: Um, OK. I've really, really, really learned my lesson. Can I
please go now?
Brodka: Yeah, get out of my sight.
Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in
a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody
laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects.
[Homer makes some and laughs to himself]
Where was I? Oh yeah: stay out of my booze.