Worst commentators and their catch phrases

[AdamE89]

Who do you think is the worst commentator and what do they say that annoys you? For me it is Dwayne Russell. We know the obvious catch phrases by Bruce and BT but I reckon Dwayne is just as bad. Here are a few to get it rolling.....

1. The natives are restless (says it every venue he commentates at)
2. Out of play on the full (Irritates me how he says play instead of bounds)
3. Nails it!
4. Squeeeeeezes it in (it went straight through the middle)
5. The West Coast (hate how he says "the" when he refers to West Coast)
6. Steals it..... Rolls it..... Goals it...
7. Countless irrelevant facts a QTR. For example, what the player would be doing if they were not an AFL player or what the players father made them do after school when they were 10. Just stupid facts that by the time he was done telling us, the ball had gone through 3 different players.

Interesting to see who you think is the worst....

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

BT: Boy oh ******* Big Boy woweeee

 

[Beachsleeper]

I generally don't hate Bruce like most of BigFooty, but his insane overuse of "off a step" to describe every second kick in a game is very grating. Humans have legs and there's a lot of players on the ground. A lot of kicks are going to be off a step, I'd wager.

 

[cammo78]

I know you've just discovered BigFooty, but there's a million threads on this very topic already.

Search before you start new ones.

 

[Bulldog1954]

Mick McGuane used to always use the word pertinent to sound intelligent.

 

[Allezjuel]

I generally don't hate Bruce like most of BigFooty, but his insane overuse of "off a step" to describe every second kick in a game is very grating. Humans have legs and there's a lot of players on the ground. A lot of kicks are going to be off a step, I'd wager.

Haha reminds me of the classic segment on the 12th Man where Max Walker commentates the bowlers action.

Max: Lovely bowling action Simon O’Donnell, just take a look as he moves in now, good grip on the ball, thumb underneath, forefinger and middle finger together on top. Starts his run up left foot first, closely followed by the right, then the left foot again, then the right, then the left and the right and the left and the right again in pretty quick succession. Good side on action, reaches for the heavens with that front arm, looking over the left shoulder the spot he wants to hit on the pitch
Bill: It’s called bowling Max, you dickhead

 

[bugalugs213]

When richo runs out of s**t stats he seems to say " the spread and run" a lot.

 

[Zerg]

Dwayne Russell: Every word he says.

 

[AdamE89]

I know you've just discovered BigFooty, but there's a million threads on this very topic already.

Search before you start new ones.

I know but all threads die

 

[cammo78]

I know but all threads die

So you search for them and bring them back.

 

[lmach]

"Makes it someone else's problem"

 

[Charliebrow 16]

"That could be the fire starter".

Just shut the * up.
(Not a Dwayne quote)

 

[JUBJUB]

Michael Christian "Oh don't tell me"

 

[Jimmybob]

When richo runs out of s**t stats he seems to say " the spread and run" a lot.

Think you're just salty he was talking about how good Port's spread and run was last night against your mob

 

[Superstar swan]

Who do you think is the worst commentator and what do they say that annoys you? For me it is Dwayne Russell. We know the obvious catch phrases by Bruce and BT but I reckon Dwayne is just as bad. Here are a few to get it rolling.....

1. The natives are restless (says it every venue he commentates at)
2. Out of play on the full (Irritates me how he says play instead of bounds)
3. Nails it!
4. Squeeeeeezes it in (it went straight through the middle)
5. The West Coast (hate how he says "the" when he refers to West Coast)
6. Steals it..... Rolls it..... Goals it...
7. Countless irrelevant facts a QTR. For example, what the player would be doing if they were not an AFL player or what the players father made them do after school when they were 10. Just stupid facts that by the time he was done telling us, the ball had gone through 3 different players.

Interesting to see who you think is the worst....

Could also throw in dwaynes " parts the seas" when a player scores a goal in congestion

 

[Pusswah]

Chaos
Mother*******
Ball

 

[Reagan Smash]

I don't think Bruce is the worst commentator out there .
But when he goes on about , ' rope a dope' it grinds my gears

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

THIS THREAD IS CRAAZZZYYY GOOD

 

[G0ther00s]

Dwyane Russell -
'That's a gem'
'Miracle goal'
'That's as good as it gets'
'They're back..........In a big way!'

 

[Lionheart182]

I don't think Bruce is the worst commentator out there .
But when he goes on about , ' rope a dope' it grinds my gears

That is more Dennis than Bruce IIRC.

 

[Unknown Caller]

You just feel that the next goal is important don't you?

 

[Hird Is Scum]

FOR THE BIGGEST LEAD OF THE GAME!

And Stan Start is leading the Coleman this year according to Draino.

 

[Arc1]

"Caress it down somebody's throat"

Worst call of the history of professional sport, ruining perhaps the best coast-to-coast team rebound goal in the history of Aussie Rules.

 

[AdamE89]

"IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!"

 

[Elvis]

I challenge anyone to play a drinking game for each time that Danny Frawley says "needs to lower his eyes". You won't make it to quarter time