Melbourne Earthquake

[conrad_437]

There are a lot of 'fat' jokes to come of this.

 

[troybe]

Seismologists, no thank you! I’ll be doing my own research on these so-called “earthquakes”


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[The 747]

Waiting for fox footy to somehow turn the earthquake into a revelation that Clarkson may indeed coach the Blues.

Whately "Perhaps the earthquake signifies the movement of higher powers in this sport, nay this gladitorial contest, that we all love so dearly and hold to our hearts like a rose from the eponymous literature. Would any other rose without the name of Clarkson smell so sweet?"

Riewoldt *says awkward nothings*

 

[Ron The Bear]

Seismologists, no thank you! I’ll be doing my own research on these so-called “earthquakes”

Ivermectin makes you earthquake-proof. Get it in ya!

 

[troybe]

Ivermectin makes you earthquake-proof. Get it in ya!

More like earth-fakes!


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[Shane Heard]

Footy gods try to take out Mt Buller because of a Dees grand final?

#pray4thesnowfields

 

[LoungeLizard]

Seismologists, no thank you! I’ll be doing my own research on these so-called “earthquakes”


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Yeah, i did my assessment.

Roof still on, no broken windows, no cracks in walls.

I give it a 5.8 out of 10 and that's only because it scared the shit out of me initially.

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

This thread:

Insert joke about current politics
Insert joke about damage
Insert joke about the grand final

Still waiting for the fart jokes

 

[Shane Heard]

ABC News TV just spoke to the ABC radio guy at Mansfield.
He said the tremors there shook for about a minute.
That’s a big one.

 

[k31th]

 

[Shane Heard]

Whately "Perhaps the earthquake signifies the movement of higher powers in this sport, nay this gladitorial contest, that we all love so dearly and hold to our hearts like a rose from the eponymous literature. Would any other rose without the name of Clarkson smell so sweet?"

Riewoldt *says awkward nothings*

Riewoldt *rapid eye blinking*

 

[Seeds]

please just everyone abandon melbourne. Surely this is the last sign you need.

melbourne is done.

get out quick before the house price collpase comes.

 

[BG32]

I was in my car and completely missed it.

Ask to get your money back

 

[Seeds]

Someone really fat also farted at the same time and coming to terms with their health issues.

 

[Mofra]

Just saw 4 giants goths riding horses. I'm sure it's nothing

 

[Mofra]

Might have been my girlfriend. She has orgasms all the time. One day I hope to be there when it happens

 

[Tzatziki_Man]

Quite appropriate the Melbourne Demons are likely to win the premiership.

Melbourne has become hell on earth.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

 

[Kanga Commando]

Dan Andrews fell over again nothing to worry about

Was he pushed ?

 

[Occidental]

Seismologists, no thank you! I’ll be doing my own research on these so-called “earthquakes”


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I’m with ya bro. Seismologists all work for the Government. Don’t believe what they say !
Seismologists are Liars!
#fakeearthquake

 

[Mofra]

Some posters have already blamed the umpires for this morning's earthquake

 

[Kipz]

"Let's go" *no one moves*

 

[Mofra]

 

[Shane Heard]

"Let's go" *no one moves*

Never seen a captain so willing to abandon his ship so quickly

 

[Toump Ass]

Fun fact, the last time Melbourne had an earthquake of this magnitude, Dees won the flag.
You heard it hear first!