Melbourne Earthquake

[RedmanWasHere]

I thought my bed was gonna collapse it was shaking and rocking quite violently.

 

[Nuggetz]

Earthquake...Free Kick Bulldogs

 

[troybe]

I thought my bed was gonna collapse it was shaking and rocking quite violently.

That’s what she said!


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[Shane Heard]

Meanwhile…big crowds of flare lighting morons are right now moving towards a massive police contingent outside the CMFEU HQ ready for some post-earthquake Battle Royale action.

Because nothing will stop their right to act like complete imbeciles.

 

[Mofra]

Fun fact, the last time Melbourne had an earthquake of this magnitude, Dees won the flag.
You heard it hear first!

 

[Mofra]

Mofra, we have found your girlfriend

Please don't puncture her

 

[Ticky009]

Meanwhile…big crowds of flare lighting morons are right now moving towards a massive police contingent outside the CMFEU ready for some post-earthquake Battle Royale action.

Because nothing will stop their right to act like complete imbeciles.

Are you kidding me?

 

[Shane Heard]

Ivermectin makes you earthquake-proof. Get it in ya!

Joe Rogan likes this.

 

[Toump Ass]

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Yeah well I like my facts better.

 

[Shane Heard]

Are you kidding me?

nope

I’m watching live ABC news. They are marching towards the cops right now.
Looks like a smaller group than yesterday and I think they’re about to get some severe punishment from the riot squad


I’d say there’s about 500 cops ready for them with rows of Viking like shield walls

 

[Ticky009]

 

[Billy ray]

Renee on Twitter: "Watch the ground move #earthquake https://t.co/cQf3gwU8tb" / Twitter

 

[Shane Heard]

Fun fact, the last time Melbourne had an earthquake of this magnitude, Dees won the flag.
You heard it hear first!

And the huge plumes of smoke engulfed the MCG as 3000 MCC members simultaneously lit up cigars in celebration.

 

[11kgm]

Was he pushed ?

Tripped on his meat pie filling

 

[theyellowsash]

I thought my bed was gonna collapse it was shaking and rocking quite violently.

what about this morning though?

 

[Mofra]

And the huge plumes of smoke engulfed the MCG as 3000 MCC members lit up cigars in celebration.

They weren't cigars, they were just preparing trout

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

 

[madmug]

I thought my bed was gonna collapse it was shaking and rocking quite violently.

It took an earthquake for that?

 

[cobra land]

Ugg boots and Kathmandu is a solid lockdown look

 

[two blue tiger]

This thread:

Insert joke about current politics
Insert joke about damage
Insert joke about the grand final

Here you go.....

I'm sure Brett Sutton will find a way of telling us that the energy released during the earthquake will increase the infectious rate of the Delta strain.

 

[Billy ray]

i learn pronunciation of melb suburbs from listenign to ads on 3aw and sen
some always surprise me

 

[JackFlash]

Stuff went flying everywhere, my balcony door no longer closes properly and i've just about had enough of this place. I live within walking distance to the Chapel Street building collapse..i walk down that way every day for exercise...No doubt Climate Change caused it all

 

[Mofra]

I heard the Earthquake this morning is now 3rd favourite for the Carlton coaching position.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

The poor old media are on full disaster footing, trying to talk it up, they just have to keep circling back to the one building in Melbourne that’s been damaged. So disappointing

 

[Wayne Dwop]

Chinese man spotted running away from scene of earthquake, shouting "Wuhan, Wuhan"