Draft Transcript Snippet

Demetriou: Pick 1: Sydney

****Adrian Anderson whispers into Demetriou’s ear****

Demetriou: Sorry, Pick 1: Melbourne

Connoly: Player 25641, Jack Watts.

Jack Watts: s**t, I knew I shouldn’t have nominated!!!!!!!!!!.

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Mark Williams: Um…….so far so good. Our man is still there boys

Peter Rhode: Yeah, it’s going well.

Tony McGuiness: Thettle down boyth, there hath only been 1 pick.

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Demetriou: Pick 2: West Coast Eagles

Sumich: Player 23877, Daniel Rich

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Mark Williams: Yes, our man is still there.

Peter Rhode: Looking good.

Tony McGuiness: Jethuth chritht boyth, thtill one more pick to go before ourth.

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Demetriou: Pick 3: Fremantle

Harvey: Player 16998, Damien Peverill

Demetriou: Are you sure?

Harvey: Why, who would you recommend?

Demetriou: Well there is Naitanui, Hurley, McKernan, Hartlett and Vickery just to name a few.

Harvey: Oh, OK then player 66524 Nick Naitanui

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Mark Williams: Yes, our man is still there.

Peter Rhode: Go get him Choco.

Tony McGuiness: I’m, tho exthited that I’m pithing my pantth.

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Demetriou: Pick 4: Port Adelaide

Mark Williams: Um ahhh……………..player um 44632 Toby Thurstans

Demetriou: He is already on your list Mark

Mark Williams: Just making sure, um…… we’ll take Tyrone Vickery

Demetriou: You need to quote the player number Mark.

Mark Williams: You’ve got it there, cant you look it up. I can’t do everything around here.

Demetriou: Why not? You do at your club.

Tony McGuiness: Thorry Andrew, player thix theven, two, one thix, Tyrone Vickery.

Demetriou: Pardon

Tony McGuiness: Player thix theven two one thix, Tyrone Vickery.

Demetriou: I’m confused,

Peter Rhode: Player 67216 Tyrone Vickery.

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Demetriou: Thank you. Pick 5, Essendon

Hamilton: Player 23998, Jack Ziebell

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Demetriou: Pick 6, Carlton

Swan: Player 49982, Chris Yarran

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Demetriou: Pick 7, Brisbane

Britain: Player 66489, Nick Suban

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Demetriou: Pick 8, Richmond again

Royal: Player 45217, Michael Hurley

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Demetriou: Pick 9, North Melbourne

Laidley: Player 12784, Hamish Hartlett

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Demetriou: Pick 10, Adelaide

Craig: Player 36641, Lewis Johnston, I feel it will be a great learning experience for the lad coming to our club.

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Demetriou: Pick 11, Collingwood

McGuire: Hi Andy what a big day it’s been at the AFL Draft. We are not sure which player to take so can we get a fifty-fifty?

Demetriou: Mitch Robinson and Steele Sidebottom

McGuire: Just a sec Andy, I’ll just phone a friend

*******Sound of phone ringing********

Mick, Eddy here, you have got 30 seconds. Do you want to draft Mitch Robinson or Steele Sidebottom?....... 20 seconds left……………10 seconds left……….are you sure, how much out of a hundred are you sure……….OK then, thanks Mick

We will take player 65487, Steele Sidebottom.

Demetriou: Are you sure you don’t want to ask the audience Ed?

McGuire: No thanks Andy lock in player 65487, Steele Sidebottom.

XD

Demetriou: Pick 4: Port Adelaide

Mark Williams: Um ahhh……………..player um 44632 Toby Thurstans

Demetriou: He is already on your list Mark

Mark Williams: Just making sure, um…… we’ll take Tyrone Vickery

Demetriou: You need to quote the player number Mark.

Mark Williams: You’ve got it there, cant you look it up. I can’t do everything around here.

Demetriou: Why not? You do at your club.

Tony McGuiness: Thorry Andrew, player thix theven, two, one thix, Tyrone Vickery.

Demetriou: Pardon

Tony McGuiness: Player thix theven two one thix, Tyrone Vickery.

Demetriou: I’m confused,

Peter Rhode: Player 67216 Tyrone Vickery.

nice work.

Good work ETW. Now a transcript involving a 4 or 5 club trade might make for interesting reading. Hint, hint.

Another beauty...well done ETW.

Hilarious stuff, clearly better than any skit on the footy show or before the game

Very funny, you could have included something about Rendell stuffing up the Crows' pick again, too

Great laugh many thanks

ExpectToWin said:

Demetriou: Pick 1: Sydney

****Adrian Anderson whispers into Demetriou’s ear****

Demetriou: Sorry, Pick 1: Melbourne

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Hahaha. You also have a time machine!

IMO Best one yet......

Surely the crows would have mentioned that they actually had Johnston at pick one on their list.

ExpectToWin said:

Demetriou: Pick 1: Sydney

****Adrian Anderson whispers into Demetriou’s ear****

Demetriou: Sorry, Pick 1: Melbourne

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That in itself would have made a great comedy post

classic - great work

Funny stuff

quality work

What a crack up ETW.
I've been laughing since lunchtime!!!

BEST ONE YET!

I burst out laughing quite a few times, here were my fave parts:

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Demetriou: Pick 1: Sydney

****Adrian Anderson whispers into Demetriou’s ear****

Demetriou: Sorry, Pick 1: Melbourne

LLMMAAAOOOOO

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Demetriou: Pick 3: Fremantle

Harvey: Player 16998, Damien Peverill

Demetriou: Are you sure?

Harvey: Why, who would you recommend?

LOLOLOLOLOL

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Demetriou: Pick 4: Port Adelaide

Mark Williams: Um ahhh……………..player um 44632 Toby Thurstans

^Classic!

Mark Williams: You’ve got it there, cant you look it up. I can’t do everything around here.

Demetriou: Why not? You do at your club.

^Classic again lmao.

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Demetriou: Pick 10, Adelaide

Craig: Player 36641, Lewis Johnston, I feel it will be a great learning experience for the lad coming to our club.

^haha good stuff

What are the odds that Rucci is perfecting his copy/paste technique right at this very moment

Demetriou: Pick 3: Fremantle

Harvey: Player 16998, Damien Peverill

An oldie but a goodie. I love Fremantle. They're the Daffy Duck of the AFL.

gopower said:

I love Fremantle. They're the Daffy Duck of the AFL.

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Judging by Monday night's events, I wouldn't be surprised to see Demetriou start at Pick #2 in the National Draft this year.

Great work yet again ETW, I loved it!