Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[leeloo]

Dwayne has become so bad he is good! We now love listening to Dwayne, just to see what will be the most ridiculous thing he will say during a game.

 

[Super Hans]

FROM THE PAINT!

 

[Mentallo]

Would love one of those cardboard cut outs to punch the s**t out of while listening to you call Deeeerrrrrwayne.

 

[The Speaker]

Would love one of those cardboard cut outs to punch the s**t out of while listening to you call Deeeerrrrrwayne.

I'd like to have one to scare people with.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

I had the dubious pleasure of attending this 'photo shoot' at Fox footy HQ and can assure you that this was DerWaynes preferred image for public consumption, not to mention his preferred commentary team. The Network star obviously to the forefront with some other non-entity relegated to the background where he belongs.

 

[ioppolo]

Didn't realize he was still a pretty big unit tbh.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

He's topped out in round 1.

"Do you believe in miracles..."

"Remember where you were the little brother grew up!".

He's an affront to football.

 

[PalaceGun]

He's topped out in round 1.

"Do you believe in miracles..."

Commentary plagiarism.

Should be sacked!

 

[JUBJUB]

He's topped out in round 1.

"Do you believe in miracles..."

"Remember where you were the little brother grew up!".

He's an affront to football.

and Sandy rots away in the studio while arse clowns like DerWayne & Campbell call games

 

[Sprout]

It's amazing how much more I enjoy watching games when this plonk isn't commentating. Eddie and Huddo are like a breath of fresh air.

 

[Zarrix]

Not everyone may like Eddie, but unlike Dwayne, at least he can commentate properly.

Eddie + Huddo (y)

I was hoping they were getting Sandy to replace this moron

 

[Sprout]

I was hoping they were getting Sandy to replace this moron

Me too. What a waste to have him as a "host". Get Sandy behind the mic and give Dwayne the boot once and for all.

 

[Zarrix]

It's like getting Richie Benaud to host a pre game and letting Ian Healy and Michael Slater commentate cricket games.

 

[Docker Alyssa]

I don't HATE him. But I would like him to commentate the most inconsequential game each week. and only 1 game.

Turns out this time he got lucky...

He was given two games a week previously. Never more than one from now lets hope! Sandy needs to step with and oust Campbell too. Hell, let Campbell do the hosting for all I care. I only watch replays of Fox games on livepass

 

[LosBeatles]

I'm a Dwayne hater from way back but does anyone else think he is a lot better this year? He seems to have cut out the b-grade catch phrases like FROM THE PAINT that always made it sound like he was commentating a division 3 american college basketball game. Watching the Hawks v Bris game and he has been good imo, almost sounds like a normal person.

 

[The Speaker]

I'm a Dwayne hater from way back but does anyone else think he is a lot better this year? He seems to have cut out the b-grade catch phrases like FROM THE PAINT that always made it sound like he was commentating a division 3 american college basketball game. Watching the Hawks v Bris game and he has been good imo, almost sounds like a normal person.

We'll wait and see. Often commentators appear to start the year off well and then bad habits begin creeping in again.

 

[ManWithNoName]

"Brilliant tackle, won't get a stat for it"

"Roughead in position 1A!"

 

[Docker Alyssa]

I think the failing of Dwayne is that he must call 100% of the game. It doesn't suit him.

Throw him with Sandy. It will make this thread calm down a little

 

[Beerfish]

I think the failing of Dwayne is that he must call 100% of the game. It doesn't suit him.

Throw him with Sandy. It will make this thread calm down a little

You need to temper that with the inevitable "Sandy Roberts - Who let him out of the retirement home?" thread that would start though.

 

[PalaceGun]

Shows the dirge of current TV commentators that people are pining for the return of Sandy.

Digital radio (any station) simulcast with the telly on mute is the way to go.

 

[Borry]

A kick from White goes shonky and goes out of bounds.

"That's almost deliberate!"

 

[Baltimore Jack]

"If you've joined us late" Derwayne is getting worse, I think he is now taking the piss out of himself

 

[JUBJUB]

On Saturday Der-Wayne said the Adelaide/Sydney game,a game between 2 clubs who hadn't won a game, was "Match of the round"
Oh really,what about Hawks v Dockers or Collingwood v Geelong Der-Wayne ?

 

[buddyruff]

On Saturday Der-Wayne said the Adelaide/Sydney game,a game between 2 clubs who hadn't won a game, was "Match of the round"
Oh really,what about Hawks v Dockers or Collingwood v Geelong Der-Wayne ?

I heard that little gem.

'In your dreams!'

 

[Borry]

"They are playing with them"

He's said that more than two times in the last quarter of Adelaide v Sydney.