Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Bailey01]

"Wingard could be the best player in the comp" stfu you dickhead

 

[tugga]

"Wingard could be the best player in the comp" stfu you dickhead

I reckon he wears Port Adelaide gear in the commentary box. "That's crazy good"

 

[Bailey01]

I reckon he wears Port Adelaide gear in the commentary box. "That's crazy good"

Yer and then "Schulz could be the best kick in the comp" nah thats Gunston, nice try though ya flog

 

[tugga]

Yer and then "Schulz could be the best kick in the comp" nah thats Gunston, nice try though ya flog

"One of the greats to wear this jumper, Wingard"
Oh please you *stick.

 

[Bailey01]

"One of the greats to wear this jumper, Wingard"
Oh please you ****stick.

Der-wayne is just hard to listen to

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

"One of the greats to wear this jumper, Wingard"
Oh please you ****stick.

You beat me to it.

Got to be quick in this thread.

 

[Bailey01]

You beat me to it.

Got to be quick in this thread.

Tbh I'm pretty excited to listen to BT tonight compared to this *head

 

[ManWithNoName]

"Ohhh baby"

 

[tugga]

Tbh I'm pretty excited to listen to BT tonight compared to this ****head

Sad as it is, I would take Derwayne any day of the week over BT.

 

[Bailey01]

Der-Wayne in the box watching Port

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Thank pluck he aint doing the lions match.

 

[Beerfish]

The purple army have pumped up the volume! They've pumped up the volume big time!!!

 

[Bailey01]

Why the * is this dickhead always commentating crows games??????????

 

[CJApples87]

Come on Dwayne, we've already had the heartbreaker in this game, we can't then have a firestarter, you should know that!

 

[Beerfish]

FIRESTARTER!!!

 

[Kram]

****head!

 

[pepsi]

Apparently Fremantle have less talent than teams outside the 8. Only doing so well because they are so well drilled. Thank you Dwayne.

 

[SydCrow]

If you've just joined us, Adelaide overlooked Pavlich as a junior.

 

[Count Zero]

"Almost an arm slap free... " - Dwayne please just call the action and not pick out more free kicks than have ever been paid in a single game in the history of the sport.

I will say this for Dwayne, I can understand what he is saying, albeit annoyingly. Brereton just completely mystifies me. Yesterday he was going on about some bloke who apparently was going to explode through the sternum of something or other.

 

[Beetlebum]

Derm's commentary often descends into incoherent gibberish.

 

[SydCrow]

Press Mute for Dwayne.

 

[clivenator26]

I met Dwayne at the GF last year, and because I think he is a flog asked him for a photo, which worked fine but 5min later I went to send to some mates for a laugh and it mysteriously vanished. So you might say the photo was a Get & Go.

 

[CJApples87]

Holy s**t! 11 seconds in to the game and we've had an 'If you've joined us late'.

Surely, he's just becoming a parody of himself now.

 

[RobbyRoy]

Holy s**t! 11 seconds in to the game and we've had an 'If you've joined us late'.

Surely, he's just becoming a parody of himself now.

Anyone else and you'd think they were taking the piss.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Kicks a drop punt to the hot spot.

"Chaos ball".