Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Micksy]

It's apart of his job to know this stuff and he's being paid (presumably) several hundred thousand dollars a year to know it. I can forgive a mistake or two but the guy makes plenty of them.

Bullshit facts are bad enough, but bullshit lies is taking the piss.

 

[PalaceGun]

I knew that they were never team mates and I'm not a paid football commentator.

+1

 

[SydCrow]

Referred to Kane Cornes in his last and 300th game as a campaigner. Gold.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

"out of this world"

 

[Confuscius]

Who else heard Dwayneo mention finals and St Kilda in the same sentence as the game was winding down today? Something like, 'three wins now and if they can get another they may start to push for the 8'. Let's settle down a little bit Dwayne

 

[Jcpdragonx]

I think he has called (or yelled) 7 our Adelaide's 9 games. Its painful.

 

[richoatthedisco]

He is unquestionably the worst person in the world not named James Hird.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I think he has called (or yelled) 7 our Adelaide's 9 games. Its painful.

I feel your pain mate, same goes for Freo games.

 

[tugga]

Don't try that at home

 

[Uncle_Leo]

THATS A GEM!!!!!!!

 

[scaryness]

Durwayne: "You'll hear a round of applause for Gold Coast here."
Crowd: "Booooooooooooooooo"

 

[tugga]

He says the most banal and irrelevant things.
"They're one minute and 20 seconds away from winning the quarter the Brisbane Lions"

 

[tugga]

"The crowd is a bit shellshocked at this score"
GWS 9 vs Brisbane 13

 

[Sprout]

He says the most banal and irrelevant things.
"They're one minute and 20 seconds away from winning the quarter the Brisbane Lions"

Does he honestly think anyone is interested in his random bullshit observations and historical updates? Does he have no concept of how stupid and meaningless they are?

Someone needs to give him an honest appraisal with no holding back. He's a ******* idiot. In fact that would be point 1 of the appraisal.

1. You're a ******* idiot. Stop it.

 

[tugga]

Does he honestly think anyone is interested in his random bullshit observations and historical updates? Does he have no concept of how stupid and meaningless they are?

Someone needs to give him an honest appraisal with no holding back. He's a ******* idiot. In fact that would be point 1 of the appraisal.

1. You're a ******* idiot. Stop it.

if I could like your post 1000 times, I would, but you will have to settle for once.

 

[Lensen]

if I could like your post 1000 times, I would, but you will have to settle for once.

I'm a bit shell-shocked you can't like it 1000 times

 

[tugga]

Can you believe that!

 

[Blueyboy74]

Does he honestly think anyone is interested in his random bullshit observations and historical updates? Does he have no concept of how stupid and meaningless they are?

Someone needs to give him an honest appraisal with no holding back. He's a ******* idiot. In fact that would be point 1 of the appraisal.

1. You're a ******* idiot. Stop it.

He's in full flight today commentating the WCE v Ess game and with Dermott as his right-hand man, he has someone who actually seems to appreciate his inane observations and will even offer a few more of his own for good measure.

Imagine scoring the middle seat between Derm and the Dwayne-pipe on the red eye back to Melbourne tonight

 

[Blueyboy74]

Somewhere within the confines of Subiaco Oval tonight lies the mythical portent that will unlock the 4 pts.

 

[scaryness]

Round 11, 2011

Sydney play Brisbane at the Gabba.

Sydney kick 12 straight goals during the 1st and 2nd quarters.

Scores are 86-8

Brisbane kick a goal after the siren going into half time

"That could be the firestarter!!"

 

[Private Hudson]

Round 11, 2011

Sydney play Brisbane at the Gabba.

Sydney kick 12 straight goals during the 1st and 2nd quarters.

Scores are 86-8

Brisbane kick a goal after the siren going into half time

"That could be the firestarter!!"

Hahahah yes I remember that. He is such a flog.

 

[Rough_Edges]

I honestly am unsure if I could hate anyone more than I hate him.

 

[CJApples87]

GOLDSACK!!!

*Marked by Fasolo*

Umm, Dwayne, they play down different ends of the field and don't look anything alike.

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

Witts is playing for his life apparently.

 

[CJApples87]

Kicks the goal with no one on the line!

Footage shows Jarrod Witts was on the line and the ball went about two metres above him.

"You've got to have someone on the line!"

They did Dwayne... He's just not 4 metres tall.