Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Bluelegs]

Der-wayne's commentary of the Goodes salute was appalling. He sounded sarcastic.

 

[stabler]

Can't believe there are people on this board who actually rate Dwayne as a caller or even as a human being.

Dizzy stuff.

 

[Slats]

"Every possession is worth double now!"

- 4th quarter between West Coast vs Fremantle.

 

[Sedat!]

Well now you can.

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Needs more "shake and bake''

 

[richoatthedisco]

He said, "If you've just joined us", with six minutes left in the Derby. Fair dinkum.

 

[stabler]

Worst commentator in the milky way, and most probably beyond

 

[Asada Mao]

Well now you can.

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you need more of half held and chip kick and shorts it, but otherwise a very good dwayne w@ank bingo grid.

 

[tasmanlvr]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...n-awards-in-2015/story-e6frf3e3-1227541635769

Derwayne actually won Most Outstanding Caller. ON WHAT PLANET?????????????????

 

[Sprout]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...n-awards-in-2015/story-e6frf3e3-1227541635769

Derwayne actually won Most Outstanding Caller. ON WHAT PLANET?????????????????

lol...staggering.

Although considering the overall quality of football media in this country, it's little wonder they would place a crown on this idiot.

 

[GreekLunatic]

They must love the term chaos ball

 

[Vekgib]

Got home from work, put the telly onto the Norf GF Brekky.
Saw this knob jockey.
Changed channel.

 

[The_Big_FUNK!!!]

Well now you can.

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need to find a place for "(insert player) with the pick and go", whch he says everytime a player simply picks a ball up of the ground.

 

[Chuckie357]

the dude who likes listening to Huddo?

all the commentators we have are s**t. Russell isn't as bad as Internet heroes pretend, the likes of Whateley aren't as good as they pretend either. They're all trash and us fans could do a better job. Money runs their agenda and nothing more.

Wheatley has the worst voice, I could imagine being his kid and getting told off, think I would burst out laughing

 

[JUBJUB]

Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators
Huddo is also doing it,along with some knuckledraggers from the NRL

 

[Beerfish]

Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators

Will be interesting to see whether he tries to apply his existing arsenal of Derwaynisms or whether he decides to invent some new ones.

 

[JUBJUB]

Will be interesting to see whether he tries to apply his existing arsenal of Derwaynisms or whether he decides to invent some new ones.

I think he commentated NBL,along with BT,when Fox last had the TV rights

 

[Cousin Jed]

Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators
Huddo is also doing it,along with some knuckledraggers from the NRL

Wonder if he'll say "from the 50m arc" for basketball games

 

[Beerfish]

From the keyway!!!

 

[brucetiki]

I think he commentated NBL,along with BT,when Fox last had the TV rights

Yeah he did - along with Shane Heal. Was horrible when both were on together.

He also called the old state-based T20 comp before it went to 10 as well.

 

[Chuckie357]

Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators
Huddo is also doing it,along with some knuckledraggers from the NRL

Anyone watching the game 2, has CJ Bruton commentating, didn't he used to have an Afro and a head band? Ala Brisbane Bullets and NZ Breakers? Chrome dome now

 

[Cleavy]

Major warning for any NBL fans tuning into watch games on Fox Sports - DerWayne is one of the commentators

chaos jump ball

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Well now you can.

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That's brilliant mate!

You could've added on more.

They're not in this game but their not necessarily out of it either - in reference to a side that's down by about 35 points in the third qtr and has bugger all chance of winning.

 

[Drummer_19]

Damn, just sat down before to watch Melb/Illawara and got the fright of my life to hear this dolt on there. Mannnnn I was pretty excited to watch it too, thank * they had Tommy Greer (someone who actually knows something about basketball) on as well. Feel sorry for him tho.

 

[Beerfish]

Damn, just sat down before to watch Melb/Illawara and got the fright of my life to hear this dolt on there. Mannnnn I was pretty excited to watch it too, thank **** they had Tommy Greer (someone who actually knows something about basketball) on as well. Feel sorry for him tho.

Did he say 'if you've just joined us'?

 

[Drummer_19]

Did he say 'if you've just joined us'?

I don't think so, but he was really Dwayning it up.