Certified Legendary Thread Future of James Aish, for a limited time only! (trolling opposition supporters automatic day off)

[MacMum]

That pathetic "AFL Trade Rumours and Offseason News" facebook page is reporting that Aish 'is set on going to Collingwood' despite the Hun and AFL.com.au saying otherwise. That page is surely run by Collingwood supporters.

When I returned from my lunch break today, I had a Collingwood supporter workmate at the damn door if you don't mind, to tell me this one...he said Aish has announced he wants to go to Pies, but Brissy won't do a deal.

Have to admit my heart sank, but upon thinking about it as the day wore on, I began to realise probably just another rumour.

..also admit to coming straight on here when I got home, to check though

 

[Nunez]

When I returned from my lunch break today, I had a Collingwood supporter workmate at the damn door if you don't mind, to tell me this one...he said Aish has announced he wants to go to Pies, but Brissy won't do a deal.

Have to admit my heart sank, but upon thinking about it as the day wore on, I began to realise probably just another rumour.

..also admit to coming straight on here when I got home, to check though

It's amazing how much negotiating Aish is doing on his holiday. He must really love the Pies

 

[Davemonkey]

It's amazing how much negotiating Aish is doing on his holiday. He must really love the Pies

I think he's a bit sick of the food in Bali and has been asking around for a pie. This has been misinterpreted.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

If so, what's stopping him or Pickers nominating the Pies? No need to wait for the Lions' agreement.

 

[Hollow Knight]

If so, what's stopping him or Pickers nominating the Pies? No need to wait for the Lions' agreement.

A "clear path".

What a bunch of gibberish.

 

[matwt73]

Imagine if he signed for 5 though...Like, he had some sort of vison while off his **** in Bali about him winning the Brownlow in Lions colours in 2019 while holding up the premiership cup...

I had a vision like that in Bali, don't trust your bali visions I say.

 

[Haso]

Seems to be a bit of an "OTL" vibe going on in here...

Take it to the bank?

The underground jungle drums are definitely grapevining.

 

[Big Lion]

The voices in my head are telling me the Hawks will make a play for Aish. Not sure I trust them though .

 

[AFLQLD]

How I imagine Pickering right now:

 

[Nuggo]

How I imagine Pickering right now:

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Void. Not a Simpsons reference.

 

[Nunez]

Void. Not a Simpsons reference.

 

[JasperBeardly]

Well I imagine that Pickering's approaches to teams go something like this

 

[Cockliff38]

Mine bratwurst has a first name
It's M-A-T-T
Mine bratwurst has a second name
It's L-E-U-E-N-B-E-R-G-E-R

 

[Cockliff38]

Leppa : (reading Swann's written cue cards) Hello, Mr... Kaish. I bad want... Signature now. Me sick.
Swann: Oooh, he card-reads good.
Leppa: So pick please Brisbane, Mr. Aish
Swann: It's Kaish, stupid!

 

[Lace Out]

Bali = BAIL

 

[Mr Ripper]

Bali = BAIL

So, there you have it: Aish to Melbourne for Rohan Bail.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Bali = BAIL

Would explain the delay.

 

[Wounded Lion]

Why would Aish request a trade to the club that overlooked him at pick No. 6 in the 2013 draft?

Was that their way of treating him mean to keep him keen? Are clubs treating players like dating in the 21st century?

Are they waiting for him to swipe right for a Tinder match?

(taps mic) Is this thing on?

 

[Chasing the Dream]

Aish signed my hat

 

[AFLQLD]

Aish signed my hat

What colour pen? That will be the conclusive proof we need to settle this once and for all.

 

[James North]

Aish signed my hat

"James Aish - Brisbane Lions"

or

"James Aish" ?

 

[snooplions]

"James Aish - Brisbane Lions"

or

"James Aish" ?

"Prince James Aish"

 

[T Factor]

Aish signed my hat

All we need now is a lawyer to write a contact on there as well, close thread.

 

[jackess]

"Prince James Aish"

HRM James of Norwood.

 

[Skoob]

Aish signed my hat

Your Suns hat?