The Other Dean
Slack Motherf*cker
Yeah, okay, ice cubes, but how about blowjobs?
Don't get me wrong, I like Eugene a lot.
But not that much.
No, I'm hoping the ice cubes plan can get through on merit alone.
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Yeah, okay, ice cubes, but how about blowjobs?
You see, this is where I get confused. Aren't the car keys meant to dangle from the lanyard?
I have suffered a catastrophic lanyard failure!
I keep my Scottish Parliament pass on my North lanyard - which works well as it is convieniently in the colours of Scotland - and it was in my bag over the weekend and now the metal clip bit has broken.
I am currently attempting an emergency lanyard transplant - IE placing a clip from a rival lanayrd onto the North one - but a this stage, its not looking good.
I can't go an entire season lanyardyess.
I have suffered a catastrophic lanyard failure!
I keep my Scottish Parliament pass on my North lanyard - which works well as it is convieniently in the colours of Scotland - and it was in my bag over the weekend and now the metal clip bit has broken.
I am currently attempting an emergency lanyard transplant - IE placing a clip from a rival lanayrd onto the North one - but a this stage, its not looking good.
I can't go an entire season lanyardyess.
**** off.
Lanyard is the one thing I look forward to getting in the membership pack.
Goes straight on the keys, and I can tell you, I know a s**t lanyard which breaks from a good one.
This seasons (2009) is a s**t landyard, I've had to mod the thing to get it to stay on.
Lanyard is an absolute necessity.
Was thinking about when the key is actually in the ignition, and ala mick above, the bloody lanyard dangles about your feet and legs, creating a plethora of safety issues.
Someone will sue someone one day.
The good lanyard is a single metal loop.
The s**t lanyard has the pox little latch that you retract so you can slip on the keyring.
The good lanyard is a single metal loop.
The s**t lanyard has the pox little latch that you retract so you can slip on the keyring.
I know you are talking about the ultimate lanyard, but I think the club should just forget about the plastic wallet next year for the membership cards, its too stressful worrying about the cheapness of the plastic and when the hole is going to give way and tear, just punch a hole in the cards themselves as they are about 100 times less likely to accidentally tear.As someone qualified to speak on lanyards I think the ultimate lanyard has a strap about 1cm wide and has a metal snaphook with a durable plastic wallet.
Im sick of worrying about when my hole is going to tear.
That'd be a real pain in the arse if that happened........
I know you are talking about the ultimate lanyard, but I think the club should just forget about the plastic wallet next year for the membership cards, its too stressful worrying about the cheapness of the plastic and when the hole is going to give way and tear, just punch a hole in the cards themselves as they are about 100 times less likely to accidentally tear.
And a snaphook is mandatory.
Either that or as you point out, make the plastic pocket more durable and with a reinforcement around the hole.
Im sick of worrying about when my hole is going to tear.
Hmmm....not sure how I would go with airport metal detectors but worth a shot....The solution to avoid tearing would be to have a metal ring lining your hole.