Little things you do just to be a dick

[brahj]

Hand out bits of paper to random people inscribed on it '' you are a dirty campaigner ''


I have 100 on hand that I give out daily. I thought people would appreciate me treating them like an adult, as well as being honest. But I get rather hostile looks.


fu** em.

Isn't passing notes around what kids do at school?

 

[SwampCreature]

DORDLERS

 

[GPW1]

Hand out bits of paper to random people inscribed on it '' you are a dirty campaigner ''


I have 100 on hand that I give out daily. I thought people would appreciate me treating them like an adult, as well as being honest. But I get rather hostile looks.


fu** em.

No you don't.

 

[Richard Cranium]

I like to press all the buttons on an empty elevator sending it on a prolonged journey just to slow other people from getting the lift

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20+ floors FTW!

"Things that can't be done in Adelaide"

 

[MatthewB]

I like to press all the buttons on an empty elevator sending it on a prolonged journey just to slow other people from getting the lift

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20+ floors FTW!

we used to do this all the time, we did this in a hotel in Melbourne and had friends who was getting on the lift as we was getting off curse us

 

[Syd]

we used to do this all the time, we did this in a hotel in Melbourne and had friends who was getting on the lift as we was getting off curse us

1. Door Opens,
2. No one in sight
3. Press multiple buttons
4. PROFIT!

 

[SwampCreature]

Syd aren’t you still banned from most chains of hotels in Australia

 

[Deliverance]

 

[PT Bar None]

Syd aren’t you still banned from most chains of hotels in Australia

But not Accor Hotels in Adelaide!

 

[Back One Out]

If there's some impatient unchilled dip s**t zigzagging through heavy traffic behind me, tail-gating people, raising everyone's blood pressure by a fraction and then sneaking up my inside to overtake me, I sometimes say to myself "Oh no you don't" and give it a little gas, just enough to box him out and annoy him. Because f**k him... You're not as important as you think you are, campaigner. Learn some manners.

 

[Scotland]

Being a dick to someone on the road because they were a dick is one of life's little pleasures.

What's that? You want to do 20 over the limit and zig zag through the lanes? I think I might just match the speed of the guy next to me for a while.

 

[MatthewB]

If there's some impatient unchilled dip s**t zigzagging through heavy traffic behind me, tail-gating people, raising everyone's blood pressure by a fraction and then sneaking up my inside to overtake me, I sometimes say to myself "Oh no you don't" and give it a little gas, just enough to box him out and annoy him. Because f**k him... You're not as important as you think you are, campaigner. Learn some manners.

I do the same thing, even better when they try to pass you for the 3rd time and box them because they keep getting boxed in

 

[Syd]

Syd aren’t you still banned from most chains of hotels in Australia

Au contraire Pierre

I’m a valued member and guest of several

Banned from my houses more accurately

 

[Syd]

But not Accor Hotels in Adelaide!

When I Radelaide I stay at either The Oaks at Glenelg or the Grand Chancellor for ease of access to nighttime entertainment

 

[deanc]

My younger sister has a good friend who is a staunch opinionated Feminist.
So whenever i get the opportunity I always go out of my way to open doors for her or offer to carry heavy things etc. which she reluctantly usually accepts without protest.
Early last year, I just happen to bump into them in a Cafe while they were finishing lunch, so on the way out I paid their bill.
My sister called me later and said Linda was absolutely livid, insisted on reimbursing my sister $30 as she was not prepared to accept that type of bribery/controlling tactic 'that men' always use! ha ha...

 

[The Dice Man]

My younger sister has a good friend who is a staunch opinionated Feminist.
So whenever i get the opportunity I always go out of my way to open doors for her or offer to carry heavy things etc. which she reluctantly usually accepts without protest.
Early last year, I just happen to bump into them in a Cafe while they were finishing lunch, so on the way out I paid their bill.
My sister called me later and said Linda was absolutely livid, insisted on reimbursing my sister $30 as she was not prepared to accept that type of bribery/controlling tactic 'that men' always use! ha ha...

Your sister is the big winner here, she gets her meal paid for and at the same time is paid to eat that meal.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Her friends screams "strong, independent woman" w***er.

 

[JW Frogen]

I mock dead Iranian paramilitary leaders whose name sound like a Subway Sandwich.


Goodbye Soleimani,

Naaaaaaa naaaaaa naaaaa naaaaaaaaaa
Hey hey .............goodbye!

 

[JW Frogen]

I drive with my lights off at midnight.

 

[the_interloper]

My younger sister has a good friend who is a staunch opinionated Feminist.
So whenever i get the opportunity I always go out of my way to open doors for her or offer to carry heavy things etc. which she reluctantly usually accepts without protest.
Early last year, I just happen to bump into them in a Cafe while they were finishing lunch, so on the way out I paid their bill.
My sister called me later and said Linda was absolutely livid, insisted on reimbursing my sister $30 as she was not prepared to accept that type of bribery/controlling tactic 'that men' always use! ha ha...

Thats awesome you patriarchal heck

 

[adammania9]

If I finish work late at night, there’s a main road I drive on to get home and if there’s no cars near me in my lane, there’s a right hand turn at an intersection that triggers the traffic lights after one second so I slowly roll over it to trigger the lights to amber causing the oncoming lane of traffic to come to a halt at an empty red light and then I move back into the straight lane back on my merry way home

 

[Big Sauce 21]

If I finish work late at night, there’s a main road I drive on to get home and if there’s no cars near me in my lane, there’s a right hand turn at an intersection that triggers the traffic lights after one second so I slowly roll over it to trigger the lights to amber causing the oncoming lane of traffic to come to a halt at an empty red light and then I move back into the straight lane back on my merry way home

heck yes, I do this as well

 

[Pistol Night]

This thread has restored my faith in humanity. Keep up the good work campaigners.

 

[Tenny]

Tell Millennials I couldn't give a fu** about climate change.

So tough man

 

[Bostonian]

So tough man

Well when the veins in their pencil necks almost burst it's worth it.