SSwans2011
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PICTURED: The cause of great controversy at the Wonders
Kanye West has this week illustrated his support for the West Coast Wonders, releasing album, The Life of Haydo late, in what can only be assumed is him agreeing with the Wonders' hegemony over the Sweet FA, and suggesting they should not have been reprimanded in the past for late team sheets.
This good news; however, contrasts the state of the Wonders' co-captaincy at the current time. This week, co-captain, SSwans2011, came out and suggested the only correct way to store tomato sauce is in a fridge. SSwans2011's bold, accurate statement was met with great uproar from those within the club. Co-captain Golumless, and new recruit matty6 were quick to show their distaste with the co-captain's comments. SSwans2011 argues that they should being left with such a bad taste in their mouths, considering they store tomato sauce in a cupboard.
Recently delisted, TheMidRunner, was mistakenly heard claiming
both methods of storing sauce were correct.
Enraged by his co-captain's comments, Golumless elected to accelerate his plot to overthrow him, by enfeebling the support of SSwans2011 within the leadership group. It is well-established that SSwans2011 has the support of PVF, as they both support the same reserves side. That is why Golumless removed PVF from the Wonders' leadership group, and appointed haydo169 in his place. haydo169 was officially added to the West Coast Wonders leadership group; however, this just caused further pandemonium, as haydo169 admitted to correctly storing tomato sauce in the fridge. When will the controversy end? I, personally, argue that it will continue until certain people understand the fallacies they're sprouting... or tomorrow. Probably tomorrow.
TL;DR: haydo169 added to Wonders leadership group, tomato sauce should be stored in fridge.