Post here (aka UTG and Friends' Wall of Shame)

[POBT]

I'd like to say UTG was trolling us but history says he is probably deadly serious. Good times.

 

[Hollow Knight]

Why? What's the rush?

2014 Grand Final was two weeks ago. Season 2015 doesn't start until March 2015 and Aish doesn't fall out of contract until November 2015. That's thirteen months away.

And as Collingwood supporters keep reminding all and sundry, a lot can happen in twelve months.

To be fair, we've all heard the Aish speculation, his mum Jenny Aish at the crows, SA footy royalty.

UTG is just the king of "can confirm" on things that were already heavily speculated/bleeding obvious or have already happened.

Desperate to be someone.

 

[Roylion]

To be fair, we've all heard the Aish speculation, his mum Jenny Aish at the crows, SA footy royalty.

The "worrying signs if he doesn't sign, very very soon." comment is just ridiculous.

Is there some sort of impending deadline like Collingwood's?

 

[carnthemlions]

McStay extends, but Aish does not....

Worrying signs if he doesn't sign, very very soon.

I can't say any more.

It's definitely that time of year again

I'm worried. I think we should trade Aish for Hampson and Matt Thomas.

 

[whatboutbob]

*bump* I think someone forgot they had their very own thread.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Has Ben Griffiths joined his good mate Jayden Post at the Lions yet?

 

[Haso]

Oh yes! UpTheGuts is here!

Hi UpTheGuts!

 

[ZoBlitz]

It's just not a trade period without UTG.

Can't wait for the next big scoop!

 

[jackess]

It's just not a trade period without UTG.

Can't wait for the next big scoop!

We've unfortunately exhausted all of our Post puns and references though.

 

[Viceregal]

Oh yes! UpTheGuts is here!

Hi UpTheGuts!

Are you suggesting that UTG is white or nerdy or both?

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Isn't even trying - didn't mention Cutler.

 

[Panthera]

McStay extends, but Aish does not....

Worrying signs if he doesn't sign, very very soon.

I can't say any more.

Can't be that hard to make up the crap you spin

 

[dlanod]

Can't be that hard to make up the crap you spin

He has to wait for tomorrow's papers to see which rumours he can post as coming from him.

 

[luthor]

.

I can't say any more.

UTG's last ever post.

Praise the Lord!!!!

 

[charles202]

It's not trade week without UTG's inside info....I literally laughed out loud when I saw this years post

 

[Lionheart182]

UtG is quite clearly an elaborate troll and has suckered you all. I for one welcome our new overlord.

 

[The Flying Belgian]

UtG is quite clearly an elaborate troll and has suckered you all. I for one welcome our new overlord.

There can't be any other explanation.

 

[LionKing]

We've unfortunately exhausted all of our Post puns and references though.

 

[UpTheGuts]

McGuane, eh?

Yep, still laughing. Like, really hard. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[UpTheGuts]

And Riewoldt stayed with us for considerably less than you offered him.

If you have any contact with the previous CEO, you'll be able to confirm.

Just flick us your first pick for Vickery right now and you can have a forward line from R1!

See you at the Gabba. Like a home game.

 

[rockypls]

That's not true. As a third cousin to the previous CEO I can confirm Riewoldt is on a bigger salary than Buddy.

 

[ZoBlitz]

Come on, UpTheGuts - pretty weak trolling effort even by your usual awful standards.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

So the guts are rumbling.

 

[dlanod]

Surely you meant to write "Hey Brisbane, how about Post for Dayne Beams? I hear he wants to come back home to Victoria."

 

[dlanod]

So the guts are rumbling.

And they're full...