Mobbs
A Large Portion, Yes
The leg attire obsession continues at the Brunswick Junction Oval with Slax coming out of retirement for another bash, and possibly some footy.
Originally debuting in the Roys' formation season ('03), Slax amassed 81 games over six seasons, until hanging up the boots post-Season 11. This may have been due to an error of understanding when the introduction of Chudshakes was mistaken as a step towards introducing prohibition into the club. Nobody told him they were chockers with vodka.
Slax doesn't just ooze potential, he voids it. Keeps a diary of it. Keeps little jars of it for Sullivan Nicolaides (damn this war). The day he took the league by the throat - Round 14, Season 05 - was one that will not soon be forgotten by his Demons opposition. 22 kicks, 11 marks and a startling 9 goals 8 behinds, saw him easily the dominant force of the game and reportedly even partly sober. His 158 Dreamteam points (201 exies), would be a tough benchmark to match. In order to evidence this difficulty, Slax resumed drinking and failed to crack a Dreamteam tonne for the remainder of his career.
While a member of the premiership squad in Season 04, Slax did not play in the finals series, and undoubtedly has some goals for his return, based on that anomaly.
The Roys fraternity, paternity and green lanternity welcome Slax back to the fold, from here to eternity.
by Howard Sternity
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Total Games : 81
Total Goals : 67
Best goal haul : 9 (ROYDEM05.14S)
Best disposals : 25 (ROYDEM05.14S)
Best dreamteam : 158 (ROYDEM05.14S)
