Official Match Thread Season 20 Round 5 - (MOTR) Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ Brunswick Junction Oval

[Mooch]

Are you floggos prepared for a spanking?

They're in hiding. Scared. I heard this could be the first Sweet FA forfeit. We get the points plus a 150-point win.

 

[Fred]

I do believe it's Gameday.

 

[Broken]

Gameday. Mobbsday. Happy Days!

 

[Mighty P]

Happy Mobbsday, gorillas.

 

[Loonerty]

Woo! Mobbsday! Party!

 

[Mr Eagle]

I'm sure you're all holding out for the recap of our other matches, so in Round 3 there was a call to cull the Roys in favour of another team, so the Roys were back in training and came out on top.
In Round 4 the Roys attempted to recruit people off the street, Sharon Stone made a cameo and it somehow ended up in a Hot Air Balloon chase.
By all accounts this round should see the Roys at Miami Beach, which probably explains the Beach Zone that's being set up next to the MortonICann Stand

So no Guttenberg? Wow. You're screwed.

 

[Fred]

Woo! Mobbsday! Party!

You shouldn't be posting pics of our team meetings.

 

[Loonerty]

You shouldn't be posting pics of our team meetings.

There's not much sensitive info there, just showing what fitzroybulldog's favourite colour of hat is.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

There's not much sensitive info there, just showing what fitzroybulldog's favourite colour of hat is.

I think i look good in green.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Game Day means Mobbs Day

 

[Fred]

Game Day means Mobbs Day
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Brilliant.

 

[Mooch]

Game Day means Mobbs Day
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So much rhyming possibility. Happy Mobbs Day everyone. Even you Hawks. You're all invited. We're an inclusive bunch. Plus there's a cover charge at the door to pay for the gummiegrams we have booked for later in the evening. Mobbs will be so surprised. Oh wait did I just run that? Nah. You can't ruin a gummiegram.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The banner was courtesy of Broken. But it'll take the credit if you're giving it out.

 

[Mighty P]

I found an ancient Mongolian recipe of Hawk Stew, should be a great feed tonight.

 

[RU_]

Hopefully the Roys play better than the way my paintball team is playing today.

 

[Citroin]

It really is.

Citroin appears to have slept all day and hit his bed time again, what a pity.

My bed time is designated at 9PM with Kate Upton.

 

[RU_]

My bed time is designated at 9PM with Kate Upton.

One of those two things surprises me.

 

[Citroin]

One of those two things surprises me.

These things are?

 

[RU_]

These things are?

The bedtime of 9pm for a 14 year old.

 

[Azarole]

The bedtime of 9pm for a 14 year old.

Bedtimes.. i miss them. Made it easier to sleep.

 

[Citroin]

The bedtime of 9pm for a 14 year old.

Oh no. That's not my bed time. That's the time I go to bed with Kate Upton. My bed time is 11:33 and 6.3286921 at post meridian.

 

[Mighty P]

Hopefully the Roys play better than the way my paintball team is playing today.

Sounds like you need a designated sniper.

 

[Mooch]

Oh no. That's not my bed time. That's the time I go to bed with Kate Upton. My bed time is 11:33 and 6.3286921 at post meridian.

It's that kind of chat that gets Kate Upton into bed isn't it?

 

[RU_]

Oh no. That's not my bed time. That's the time I go to bed with Kate Upton. My bed time is 11:33 and 6.3286921 at post meridian.

While Kate tucking you into bed and reading you your bed time story isn't something you would complain about, it's also not something to gloat about.

 

[Reardo]

In honour of Mobbenfuhrer I'll be wearing my pants at half mast during this match.