* Still missing *Malaysian Airlines plane with 239 on board

[Crows_United_FC]

9 news reporting that possible plane wreckage may have washed up on coast of W.A.

photos taken of wreckage have been sent to Malaysian investigators to confirm if it is or not

and we'll never see the images because it's probably bullshit. This case is a joke. They're playing with our minds now.
These 'officials' should be ashamed of themselves. Useless campaigners.

 

[E92_]

Oh you've got to be freaking kidding me.

MH370 may have landed, not crashed.

This whole investigation has been poorly managed, we're essentially back to square 1 folks.

Aliens anyone?

Oh, anonymous sources again. Cool.

 

[HBF]

Landed! No way..

No way the plane landed.
Southern Indian Ocean is where it is.

 

[Andonis1997]

'A bit of a plane' washed up on the Southern Western Australian coast.

 

[WCErevival]

'A bit of a plane' washed up on the Southern Western Australian coast.

They dont think its it.

 

[vonn]

They dont think its it.

Dammit it must be from all the other planes which disappeared in the past month or so.

 

[Aussie Assault]

Next "report" will have it not taking off at all but taxi-ing along Malaysia's highways to the coast, then becoming a boat to search for itself in the Indian Ocean.

 

[little graham]

They dont think its it.

They just don't think!

 

[WCErevival]

Dammit it must be from all the other planes which disappeared in the past month or so.

Apparently its just some sheet metal with rivets in it. Probably someones garden shed blown into the water

 

[vonn]

Maybe I'm ignoring something obvious here because I haven't been following it closely.

The conspiracist in me would still feel that it was a terrorist/pilot suicide, Malaysia had to shoot it down, and now all the countries are helping to hide it by playing cover up and leaking random false information here and there until media interest dies down.

I know there are tons of holes in that ^ but you can't help but wonder.

 

[vealesy]

Surely if that were the case it would have been cheaper to pay the victims families than all those military bills... Ohhh.

Carry on wasteful Military Spending.

 

[maryjames]

Oh you've got to be freaking kidding me.

MH370 may have landed, not crashed.

This whole investigation has been poorly managed, we're essentially back to square 1 folks.

Aliens anyone?

Naah one of the plane passagers was carrying a unique and novel biological stock in a drinking canister and the passengers were apparently exposed to it in an on board struggle.
Passenger intended to effect entire of China starting with Beijing. Biological contagions are not detected by airport security of any kind. A tip off resulted in the plane being forced to detour and land else where they can handle a biological threat safely.
Therefore the passengers have to be isolated and contained.
It is a high death rate virus and fatality is up to 80%.
The passengers are as good as dead and that is why all the nations decided to collaborate together to put on a search and rescue show. They do not want the news of this new novel virus to hit the media or else there would be world wide panic and causing stock market crashes.
The virus kill rate would be death within 72 hours.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Naah one of the plane passagers was carrying a unique and novel biological stock in a drinking canister and the passengers were apparently exposed to it in an on board struggle.
Passenger intended to effect entire of China starting with Beijing. Biological contagions are not detected by airport security of any kind. A tip off resulted in the plane being forced to detour and land else where they can handle a biological threat safely.
Therefore the passengers have to be isolated and contained.
It is a high death rate virus and fatality is up to 80%.
The passengers are as good as dead and that is why all the nations decided to collaborate together to put on a search and rescue show. They do not want the news of this new novel virus to hit the media or else there would be world wide panic and causing stock market crashes.
The virus kill rate would be death within 72 hours.

Nah, I still go with the giant squid.

 

[Exe Gesis]

I had a girlfriend once who had a black box.

Did you also have as much trouble locating it?

 

[Exe Gesis]

Oh its already been done

Carry on with the search

 

[Slax]

No way the plane landed.
Southern Indian Ocean is where it is.

I'm still waiting to have my alien abduction theory proved wrong, until shown otherwise it could be right.

But if the alloy (and that is all it is) belongs to the Malaysian Airways aircraft then the whole black box search has been way off course. They're searching an area 1100km NW of Perth, the debris is near Augusta on the SW tip of WA, ocean currents are all wrong for it to end up there.

 

[WCErevival]

Its confirmed not part of the plane now.

 

[baz_machine]

Can everyone please check their backyard.

I just did... Plane isn't there.

 

[Plugger35]

Its confirmed not part of the plane now.

Well that's a surprise, it's not like the people in charge of this search to throw out red herrings. /sarcasm

 

[Simple Jack]

Can everyone please check their backyard.

I just did... Plane isn't there.

Found something!!!!

Stand by for confirmation.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Its confirmed not part of the plane now.

No surprises there. Let's face it, the debris is never going to be found and we're never going to find out what happened to it.

 

[Crows_United_FC]

Found something!!!!

Stand by for confirmation.

C'mon...we're waiting!
How long does it take to search your yard!!

 

[HBF]

Can everyone please check their backyard.

I just did... Plane isn't there.

Nothing in my backyard.
Just dog crap and a few weeds.

 

[Simple Jack]

C'mon...we're waiting!
How long does it take to search your yard!!

Had to get it tested. Turned out to just be the boat I bought for the pool a while back.

As you were gentlemen.

 

[Thrawn]

Didn't they report seeing an oil slick a few weeks ago? What happened to that?