Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[Speck]

I've got no reason to believe that she won't hang next week but it just seems that she has, at best, a very casual interest in me and I'm not sure if I'm wasting my time or if there's any hope there.

I think I will accept the reschedule and see what happens.

Nothing to lose on acceptance, if it doesn't work you're in the same position as before.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Tinder?

An exceptionally good invention.

 

[BALKAN]

An exceptionally good invention.

if you're good looking, yeah.

pretty depressing if you're below average/10. feelsbadman.

 

[iDon]

if you're good looking, yeah.

pretty depressing if you're below average/10. feelsbadman.

Swipe enough right and talk to enough fish you are bound to get a nibble. Some interesting girls on there.

 

[Silent Alarm]

if you're good looking, yeah.

pretty depressing if you're below average/10. feelsbadman.

I know so many average looking dudes who pull a lot on there and so many good looking dudes who have given it up. No lie

 

[Silent Alarm]

I met a girl last Thursday and we had sex and now I'm meeting her again tonight. I asked her after a jug and pint and now I've had an LC IPA which is 1.7 standards. Gonna be too drunk for this? Especially considering we're going for drinks?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Also my bed is pretty much a ****ed up mattress and I've given up on getting a Graham Johncock considering beers kill me

 

[Gibbsy]

I know so many average looking dudes who pull a lot on there and so many good looking dudes who have given it up. No lie

It's a matter of how high your standards are really

 

[Slippery Pete]

I met a girl last Thursday and we had sex and now I'm meeting her again tonight. I asked her after a jug and pint and now I've had an LC IPA which is 1.7 standards. Gonna be too drunk for this? Especially considering we're going for drinks?

Also my bed is pretty much a ****** up mattress and I've given up on getting a Graham Johncock considering beers kill me

Gold.

 

[BALKAN]

Do it son. Jab your flaccid willy into that sloot.

 

[Silent Alarm]

"They call him stiffy for that upright way he holds himself" – Bruce, 2011

 

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[Silent Alarm]

Yeah don't worry boys, I did alright

 

[iDon]

Yeah don't worry boys, I did alright

We weren't

 

[Silent Alarm]

We weren't

Too busy building that shrine to Hirdy?

 

[iDon]

Too busy building that shrine to Hirdy?

Already built. How were her shoes?

 

[BotsMaster]

Need to read the signals correctly...

 

[kfc1]

She is rather attractive

 

[BotsMaster]

Yes, yes she is.

 

[iDon]

Met a girl 3 weeks ago. Absolute top draw, ticks all the right boxes. Goes travelling next week for between 3-6 months. Unhappy Don. Can never catch a break

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Met a girl 3 weeks ago. Absolute top draw, ticks all the right boxes. Goes travelling next week for between 3-6 months. Unhappy Don. Can never catch a break

Invite yourself.

 

[iDon]

Invite yourself.

Cruffy?

 

[Cruyff14]

Cruffy?

I was invited to Auckland on both occasions.

 

[kfc1]

I was invited to Auckland on both occasions.

Did u get it wet?

 

[Silent Alarm]

Met a girl 3 weeks ago. Absolute top draw, ticks all the right boxes. Goes travelling next week for between 3-6 months. Unhappy Don. Can never catch a break

Had the same thing. Met a girl on a night out, did it that night, and couldn't really be bothered but she was pretty incessant with the texting. Saw each other a few times, ended up liking her a bit, she was pretty keen too but I'm heading back to Perth until about February and she's full on with exams until I leave (a couple of weeks away). Gave her the old spiel explaining my lot and she keeps snapchatting me with photos of her lying in bed with her cat (no innuendo, though unless she's had a drastic accident, I think that'd be with her too).