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Pull in the driveway, windows down, "* Bitches, Get Money" blaring from your sick woofers and beep the hornPicking up girl from her place for first time. She lives with her parents. Just text/call when I'm there or go up and knock on the door?
Texting in the car makes you look like you give no *s. Going to the door is like you were parting your hair with spit in the mirrors. Plus the walk to the car from the door? She's an adult (I hope, unless she lives at kindy). Text. "Just left my bitches, at urs now. need 2 nut, hurry up."Picking up girl from her place for first time. She lives with her parents. Just text/call when I'm there or go up and knock on the door?
Pull in the driveway, windows down, "**** Bitches, Get Money" blaring from your sick woofers and beep the horn
Picking up girl from her place for first time. She lives with her parents. Just text/call when I'm there or go up and knock on the door?
Go up, knock on the door, check out Mum.Picking up girl from her place for first time. She lives with her parents. Just text/call when I'm there or go up and knock on the door?
When I think of that situation I always think of this.
Live tweet the event pls #BALKANDOORI don't mind meeting her folks at all. It's more if it's gonna make her uncomfortable to have me meet them. Anyway, moment of truth coming up...
If she was bothered about you meeting them she would have said she'd meet you there.