Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Rich]

Great piece of poetry from this weeks Tackle

Way too many full stops and not nearly enough commas.

The world has turned upside down.

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We have a new dawn upon us. Believers.

 

[SJ]

Great piece of poetry from this weeks Tackle

Brothers, once again I have relished the crumbs from TGO's table which did not make it into this morning's print:

A reluctance complains about a moderate into the low scratch. Dangerfield destines Fyfe above a toe. How will Fyfe initiate Dangerfield? Will Fyfe harden outside Dangerfield? A hazy line intervenes throughout a log eagle. Fyfe prepares Dangerfield beside every skin skill.

Fyfe compensates Dangerfield throughout the trash. Fyfe furthers Dangerfield. Dangerfield mates Fyfe near the squad. The applause humbles Dangerfield next to the broadcast. Fyfe encodes the mixture. Fyfe romances the task around an exhibit.

 

[Billy ray]

, .

 

[eggtardo]

Redefining maths and measurement on 360 in relation to the NicNat mark.

 

[Shane Hird]

Redefining maths and measurement on 360 in relation to the NicNat mark.

Yes I believe that to be true brother egg. 18 ft jump is possible if Robbo says it can. After all who are we. To question the laws of physics.

Our lord and master of the Queens English has abruptly thrust a new style of bogan writing upon us my friends.

It is the age of the multiple short speed sentence and quantum leaps into the atmosphere by ruckman.

We are truely blessed.

And btw have we ever had a picture of TGO's pooch?

 

[BigRough]

When TGO gets dropped down the icy slide at the G on Monday, it will be Neale Daniher's John the Baptist moment.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Brothers, a rare opportunity is at hand - the chance to dress TGO for his Freeze MND slide on Monday. Suggestions via photoshop methinks.

 

[happy_eagle]

TGO has spoken, we must all donate to the freezemnd campaign
Churches have weekend collection, TGO has called upon his faithful to buy a beanie.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Only TGO could repeatedly ask a terminally-ill person, "When are you going to die?" and not sound like an insensitive a-hole.

Neale Daniher, by the way. Genuine . Now that's #sobrave, for real.

 

[jaguaress]

Only TGO could repeatedly ask a terminally-ill person, "When are you going to die?" and not sound like an insensitive a-hole.

Neale Daniher, by the way. Genuine . Now that's #sobrave, for real.

Yes he was very tactful. (Not)

 

[Beerfish]

Dangerfield mates Fyfe near the squad. The applause humbles Dangerfield next to the broadcast. Fyfe encodes the mixture. Fyfe romances the task around an exhibit.

This is indeed a most interesting section of text. Could it be prophesying the coming of some sort of super footballer?

 

[Shane Hird]

Brothers, a rare opportunity is at hand - the chance to dress TGO for his Freeze MND slide on Monday. Suggestions via photoshop methinks.

TGO looks so handsome there...if only this image could be available on wall paper for poolrooms.

 

[Ishmael_]

Yes I believe that to be true brother egg. 18 ft jump is possible if Robbo says it can.

One day, be it be in this life or the next, I too wish to witness an 18ft/3m jump.

(Beaker's wtf face when TGO asks if it was about 18 ft, after having B work out the mathematics. A++)

 

[Turnsole]

Brothers,

Given Essendon's performance tonight, I sense a sermon is in the offing...

*Praise*

 

[happy_eagle]

Brothers,

Given Essendon's performance tonight, I sense a sermon is in the offing...

*Praise*

"That was crap Gerrard"

Predicting that will get a run

 

[Beetlebum]

I suspect TGO may invent a new word for the English language to describe the performance of his beloved Dons tonight.

 

[Beerfish]

I am feeling a great disgruntleness tonight brothers.

 

[Shane Hird]

Yes, I too am preparing for the expected hammer of judgement to fall apon our very red and black heads.

I will lay on my couch with corona in hand and dart in mouth listening to TGO explaining in no uncertain terms how we can free ourselves from the quicksand of failure.

He will lead us out from the darkness towards hope and the rosy visions of the future.

My faith in the big, toothless, hairy oaf has never been stronger.

Humbled to live in the age of Robbo.

 

[PattyKwasagun]

Brothers, we're about to experience something so special in the timeline of TGO. For he will sacrifice his warmth for a good cause like the hero he is, and it is foretold that on the third second in the ice, he will rise again. While we all sit together and watch this with our families, remember the journey TGO has brought us on so far, and how many of us have struggled with our faith at times but ultimately pulled through.

This is our reward as true believers. To see him dressed in traditional robe and putting himself on the line. This will be our defining moment.

 

[Bluelegs]

Upon decending the slide TGO will surely turn the icy water into VB

 

[Danair]

Methinks there will be a few new avatars on BigFooty later today!

 

[Ochre]

Methinks there will be a few new avatars on BigFooty later today!

No idea what you mean

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

Brothers,
A revelation. TGO has revealed Himself and His will to His creatures. I speak of Marlon Brando's portrayal of the deranged Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now.

B

 

[moogerfooger]

 

[Ochre]

Robbo could easily have decided to forego the slide and float into the pool, but decided to take the slide so as to not make it all about himself. You have to marvel at the humility.