Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

Discussion in 'Footy Fourth Estate' started by DeputyViceCaptain, Feb 7, 2010.

Put it out there
  1. DeputyViceCaptain

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    The Cult of Robbo

    Sightings, Visions, Ideas, Poems, Articles & Artefacts

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    Lectio difficilior potior

    the more difficult reading is the stronger
     

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    Brothers, and you too Slatts, the original thread is now stickied so future generations can follow the path to enlightenment (stopping at few bottleshops on the way too).
     
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    Nice.

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    a new testament

    at last sighting Robbo was crying out to be heard but thwarted by some malevolent audio visual daemon.

    Twas a bit blair witch. One prays for news
     
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    Fellow brothers of the Brethren, to commemorate -

    *burp*
     
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    Don't forget to renew your new thread subscription either.

    Otherwise the thoughts of Robbo might go stale as you wait. And wait. And wait.
     
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    The cult of Robbo now has more editions than the bible.

    True, story.
     
  9. DeputyViceCaptain

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    I heard a rumour, don't know if it's true, but apparently there may be a set of Cult of Robbo commemorative coasters in production. Each coaster will feature an image of our leaders visage accompanied by one of his profound phrases and flecked with some replica spittle and peanut crumbs.
     
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    If you're taking orders, I would like a calendar. With his thoughtful bald mug and a pearl of wisdom to inspire me every day.
     
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    Brothers! I join you for the first time in the almighty Cult of Robbo. In what is sure to be the first of many actions from my worthless and unimportant self in comparison to He, I would like to relieve one of the finer moments of The Whiskered Chin.

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    O! The synchronisation of blinked eyes to words spoken by He are something that us mere mortals can only ever wish of achieving.
     
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    There's not too many things that can be asked in the name of Robbo, but Grizz, almighty admin and fellow keeper of his master's flame, perhaps us devotees are in need of a badge to identify ourselves, and to stand out from the uncouth and the uneducated among us.

    There are tipping and supporters clubs badges, but none for our leader. Perhaps a black circle with a giant red R in the middle?
     
  14. Bond.ShaneBond

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    Badge would be something like this:

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    Don't forget how this began, before any of us even knew what the Great Troll looked like. All we knew was what we heard, and (tried to) read.
     
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    Brothers! Our leader has blessed us with yet another gift, a new addition to what I like to call "Roblish". I'm sure you all heard it as you were waiting on baited breath for his every word on AFL 360 this eve, however for those who somehow missed it, here it is:

    Differinger (diff-er-ing-er) - meaning differing more.

    Again I am in awe of his wisdom and mere presence.
     
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    The badge could be just.... bang.
     
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    And yea His prophet delivered unto his people the new commandment: Thou shalt turn over from the footy only unto nature documentaries and verily shalt thou worship at the Atton Borough
     
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    Amazing insight into what makes the man tick.

    Animals chowing down on other animals, with Attenborough calling the play-by-play.
     
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    Sometimes when I listen to The Great Man, I get a sense that a Higher Power is whispering directly into his ear, guiding his every utterance.
     
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    Attenborough is Leigh Mathews. But who is the two toed sloth?

    The way it looked into the camera with its big, brown, eyes, I could have sworn I sensed the soul of the Great One. Serenely taking in the wisdom of DA.
     
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    Yes, Robbo Gold. Also documents the last time he shaved. The Great One has been truly burning the candle since then, delivering wisdom and chin music in equal measure.
     
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    That is possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet.

    :D
     
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    I keep expecting it to sneeze though.
     
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    I agree Brother BSB. A comma should definetely be included.

    Although, perhaps, not so much a badge as a cufflink, with, a comma.