Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Starburns_]

A Robbo convention could not be held at Etihad, it'd need to be somewhere outdoors where sacramental darts were ok.

Plus Robbo-con would need the bigger MCG.

 

[Father Jack]

So the Jehovah's Witness International convention drew only 70,000 to Etihad Stadium ?

A Cult of Robbo International convention would be a fair chance to draw more just by inviting all of TGO's 83,000 twitter followers and their non believing friends to come along.

Once there both followers and non believers could take the opportunity to be baptised into The Cult of Robbo by being dipped into one of many baths full of Corona beer.

Followed by the Winnie Blue incense smoke wafting over the assembled congregation.

TGO would of course make an appearance and read out some of his selected scriptures whilst his believers indulged in copious amounts of beer , smoking , punting , wenches and around debauchery.

Having partaken of both, I can heartily endorse the Robbo way

And a true Robbo baptism is waking up at 3 am in your comfiest chair in the loungeroom to find your beer has slipped from your grasp during your unintended but well-earned slumber and anointed the front of your t shirt with its glorious contents.

 

[Turnsole]

Come, graciously behold the glory that is, murmurings, musings, mutterings collated for our edification.

PRAISE!

 

[richoatthedisco]

Brother you are indeed fortunate that your selected club has suffered no controversy and felt the harsh sting of TGO's whiplike steel trap mind, and been forced to evaluate your faith...

Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone.

Brother, TGO has most certainly sunk the slipper into the Tiges. My advice is the same as when you spill a Corona down the front of your shirt - suck it up.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Having partaken of both, I can heartily endorse the Robbo way

And a true Robbo baptism is waking up at 3 am in your comfiest chair in the loungeroom to find your beer has slipped from your grasp during your unintended but well-earned slumber and anointed the front of your t shirt with its glorious contents.

Aaah, the glorious 'sleeper'. Many a time have I woken with it's malty goodness tickling my ear or soaking my couch cushion. Praise be to TGO.

 

[My North]

How good is Robbo

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

TGO revealing on his Harf time segment today that he enjoyed a glorious day on the punt with Mark Allen , at the Caulfield cup in a very exclusive room.

Mark Allen revealing on his The Run Home show that both him and TGO enjoyed abundant success on the punt and partied long and hard with the plentiiful winnings , Allen also revealing that they got home at 2:30am Sunday morning.

TGO also revealing that his divine information dispersion device , became a Tiger chewing implement yesterday , and TGO has to tomorrow seek a replacement divine information dispersion device in order to communicate his thoughts to his many thousands of beloved followers.

 

[Hamingja]

TGO revealing on his Harf time segment today that he enjoyed a glorious day on the punt with Mark Allen , at the Caulfield cup in a very exclusive room.

Mark Allen revealing on his The Run Home show that both him and TGO enjoyed abundant success on the punt and partied long and hard with the plentiiful winnings , Allen also revealing that they got home at 2:30am Sunday morning.

TGO also revealing that his divine information dispersion device , became a Tiger chewing implement yesterday , and TGO has to tomorrow seek a replacement divine information dispersion device in order to communicate his thoughts to his many thousands of beloved followers.

Sounds like TGO is using the oldest trick in the book right there. Tiger was a wise acquisition.

 

[POBT]

Allen also revealing that they got home at 2:30am Sunday morning.

Early night for TGO. Must have eaten something that messed with him....like vegetables.

 

[Billy ray]

Early night for TGO. Must have eaten something that messed with him....like vegetables.

Or vegetarian sushi...

 

[ManWithNoName]

Optus

 

[Beetlebum]

Optus may as well cease operations now. It's all over. TGO has decreed it.

 

[SJ]

The worst word in telecommunications is "yes".

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Would love to hear TGO on his way to filling the swear jar

 

[Shane Hird]

A Robbo convention could not be held at Etihad, it'd need to be somewhere outdoors where sacramental darts were ok.

Plus Robbo-con would need the bigger MCG.

I'm thinking more of an outdoor Woodstock style gathering for an annual Robbo convention.

The open air would allow thousands of followers to dispatch their plumes of tobacco smoke without persecution.

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Wisdom teeth

TGO had them removed on Tuesday

Can't show you the face of the dentist so we'll show you his back instead

 

[jazzee]

The wisdom teeth of TGO. Is there a more wondrous relic? Oh, the glories and insight that have passed these teeth in both directions.

The reliquary to house such precious gems has been under construction for some time. It is barely fit for such a task... -

 

[Billy ray]

How good is Robbo

4 words that nailed it ...

 

[Percel]

Hird is no longer confused and disappointed because, back in early October, it was a confusing and disappointing for many people at Essendon.

 

[Spongebob]

The wisdom teeth of TGO. Is there a more wondrous relic? Oh, the glories and insight that have passed these teeth in both directions.

The reliquary to house such precious gems has been under construction for some time. It is barely fit for such a task... -

I have made a pilgrimage to this reliquary. While I was in in awe of the building, my awe for TGO could not be confined within its surrounds.

 

[Blugazi]

I'm sure this has been brought up before, but is Pruitt Taylor Vince a false prophet?

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

TGO moonlighting on Sex Brains and Money 360 ?

 

[My North]

Is Robbo going to any of the the spring racing carvinal?

 

[dvas987]

Robbo to solve everything

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Robbo to solve everything

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Little did TGO know that within two years of this historic handshake photo being taken he would become embroiled in the "Wojcinski" scandal.

"Bomber" Thompson , who warned TGO of "Wojcinskis" infatuation with the Chief Football writer of the Herald Sun , would be assinated , and James would go on to bring out his own line of Essendon tea towels