Games & Recreation The mano v mano thread

[Shell]

Kramer (by a head)
George (by half a nose)
Newman
Newman
Puddy (i can literally relate to the germaphobe. Also ahead of his time. re. covid)
Frank (by half a nose)
HELLO
Estelle (by half a nose- Helen is funny af esp the scene with Elaine "PICK A GLASS PLEASE MRS SEINFELD JUST PICK A GLASS)
This is a tough one- they're both hilarious. Steinbrenner. Just
Gotta go Mr Pitt.
Mrs Ross
Marble Rye. /never forgave Klompus for screwing Jerry over big time.
Jackie. There's no one else.

 

[Shell]

ONE HIT WONDERS (or thereabouts)

Ruthie (cashier) v Larry (manager of Monks)
Babu v The Soup Nazi
Babs v Elaine's Father
Bob v Ray (aggressive homosexual couple who gets in Kramers face)
Joey (the boy who Kramer babysits + thinks he's Frankenstein) v The kid who destroys Jerry's cassette tapes
Bizzaro Jerry v Bizzaro George v Bizzaro Kramer (if this was factually accurate where was Bizzaro Elaine??)
Katie (Jerry's annoying agent) v Sally Weaver (the annoying comedienne)
Mr Kruger v Mr Morgan
Mike (the phony) v Ramon (the pool guy)
Poppie (the pee stain) v ???? Calzone maker? idk
The Drake v The Drakette
The Rabbi v Father Curtis
Conrad/Connie or Con v The Exterminator

JERRY'S GIRLFRIENDS

The Masseuse v The Gymnast
The model from first class v Teri Hatcher (they're real and they're magnificent)
Pimple popper MD v Beth (married chick who could have done ALOT better than him)
Jenna (toothbrush in the toilet chick) v Rachel (Schindlers List)
Mulva v The Virgin
The Heeeeeeeello chick v The Beauty Queen (coached by Kramer)

ELAINE's BOYFRIENDS (or almost BFs)

Puddy v Jake Jarmel
The wake up guy v Keith Hernandez
The Maestro v The Psychiatrist
John F Kennedy Jnr v ???


MISC.

Rageaholics v Germaphobes
Make your own pizza pie v restaurant made pizza
Apple pie v Pasta Primavera
Cinnamon Babka v Chocolate Babka
Black and white cookie v Twix bars
Befforino v a massive can of tuna
Black SAAB v Maroon Gulf

 

[PanzerMan]

ONE HIT WONDERS (or thereabouts)

Ruthie (cashier) v Larry (manager of Monks)
Babu v The Soup Nazi
Babs v Elaine's Father
Bob v Ray (aggressive homosexual couple who gets in Kramers face)
Joey (the boy who Kramer babysits + thinks he's Frankenstein) v The kid who destroys Jerry's cassette tapes
Bizzaro Jerry v Bizzaro George v Bizzaro Kramer (if this was factually accurate where was Bizzaro Elaine??)
Katie (Jerry's annoying agent) v Sally Weaver (the annoying comedienne)
Mr Kruger v Mr Morgan
Mike (the phony) v Ramon (the pool guy)
Poppie (the pee stain) v ???? Calzone maker? idk
The Drake v The Drakette
The Rabbi v Father Curtis
Conrad/Connie or Con v The Exterminator

JERRY'S GIRLFRIENDS

The Masseuse v The Gymnast
The model from first class v Teri Hatcher (they're real and they're magnificent)
Pimple popper MD v Beth (married chick who could have done ALOT better than him)
Jenna (toothbrush in the toilet chick) v Rachel (Schindlers List)
Mulva v The Virgin
The Heeeeeeeello chick v The Beauty Queen (coached by Kramer)

ELAINE's BOYFRIENDS (or almost BFs)

Puddy v Jake Jarmel
The wake up guy v Keith Hernandez
The Maestro v The Psychiatrist
John F Kennedy Jnr v ???


MISC.

Rageaholics v Germaphobes
Make your own pizza pie v restaurant made pizza
Apple pie v Pasta Primavera
Cinnamon Babka v Chocolate Babka
Black and white cookie v Twix bars
Befforino v a massive can of tuna
Black SAAB v Maroon Gulf

Some more off the top of my head:
Close talker (Elaine's BF)
Man hands (that wasn't a twist top)
Soft talker (puffy shirt?)
Native American gf
Reporter girl who think Jerry and George are gay
Bubble boy
Library detective
Timmy (you dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again)
Jon Lovitz's Gary

 

[Shell]

Some more off the top of my head:
Close talker (Elaine's BF)
Man hands (that wasn't a twist top)
Soft talker (puffy shirt?)
Native American gf
Reporter girl who think Jerry and George are gay
Bubble boy
Library detective
Timmy (you dipped the chip, you took a bite, and you dipped again)
Jon Lovitz's Gary

Yeah put them in *** v **** form pls i cant do all the work here

 

[Shell]

Also if anyone wants to do Georges GFs v Kramers GFs feel free

 

[troybe]

George’s gf that looked like Jerry was the best


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[Hawk Dork]

Finn V Jake
Fiona V Finn
Cake V Jake
Ice King V Nice King
Cosmic Owl V Gunter
Lumpy Space Princess V P Bubs
Marceline V BMO
Magic Man V Martin Mertons

 

[Shell]

Finn V Jake
Fiona V Finn
Cake V Jake
Ice King V Nice King
Cosmic Owl V Gunter
Lumpy Space Princess V P Bubs
Marceline V BMO
Magic Man V Martin Mertons

Sorry HD i have no idea what this list is

 

[Shell]

George’s gf that looked like Jerry was the best


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The piece of gum to get her to cut her hair was genius

 

[Shell]

Larry for sure. Some of his interactions with the gang were hilarious
Soup Nazi for sure. Liked his style unlike the whinger Babu
Idk who is who tbh- probably the white guy, I couldnt stand the Latino
Joey for sure. What a cutie with that haircut lol
None- they were all **********s
Sally Weaver
Kruger
Ramon
Calzone. I am not into guys that piss themselves
The Drake, ya gotta LOVE the Drake
The Rabbi, lol what a funny campaigner
The Exterminator

Jerrys GFs: gymnast, Teri, Pimple popper, Rachel, Mulva and Heeeeeello

Elaine's BFs: Puddy, Wake up guy (he was hot), both creeps but i'll go with BOBB COBB cause that's his hecken name not Maestro. JFK Jnr > everyone

Misc: Germaphobes (represent), make your own pie, Apple pie, chocolate Babka, Twix Bars (they got the delish cookie crunch), Beeforino, SAAB

 

[Shell]

Finn V Jake
Fiona V Finn
Cake V Jake
Ice King V Nice King
Cosmic Owl V Gunter
Lumpy Space Princess V P Bubs
Marceline V BMO
Magic Man V Martin Mertons

What was it???

Fawlty Towers:

Basil v Manuel
Sybil v Polly
Major v Old ladies
The guy who sells spoons v the Waldorf Salad guy
The Con Man v the deaf woman
The Germans v The Gourmet night guests

The Young Ones

Rik v Vyvyan
Neil v Mike
Talking sandwich v talking lettuce

 

[Gough]

Has to be Rik, "Neil the bathroom is free unlike this country under Thatcherite junta." Genius. Love Neil too.

 

[Hawk Dork]

What was it???

Fawlty Towers:

Basil v Manuel
Sybil v Polly
Major v Old ladies
The guy who sells spoons v the Waldorf Salad guy
The Con Man v the deaf woman
The Germans v The Gourmet night guests

The Young Ones

Rik v Vyvyan
Neil v Mike
Talking sandwich v talking lettuce...the rissoto

 

[Hawk Dork]

Has to be Rik, "Neil the bathroom is free unlike this country under Thatcherite junta." Genius. Love Neil too.

both are excellent

 

[Shell]

Manuel by a thousandth of a nose.
Sybil.
Major
Spoon guy.
Deaf woman
Gourmet guests. "Oh, dont get up!" hahahaha

Vyv. This is pretty much a dead heat tho. Rik is amazing.
Neil of course. Whoever says Mike needs to be punched in the face
Gotta love a talking sandwich

 

[Gough]

What was it???

Fawlty Towers:

Basil v Manuel
Sybil v Polly
Major v Old ladies
The guy who sells spoons v the Waldorf Salad guy
The Con Man v the deaf woman
The Germans v The Gourmet night guests

The Young Ones

Rik v Vyvyan
Neil v Mike
Talking sandwich v talking lettuce

Madness v Lemmy
Dexys v Nine Below Zero

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Cheez TV vs Agro's Cartoon Connections.
Toys R Us vs Toyworld.
Ric Ocasek vs Benjamin Orr.
Best & Less vs Harris Scarfe.
New Order vs Depeche Mode.
Murder She Wrote vs Death in Paradise.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Madness v Lemmy
Dexys v Nine Below Zero

 

[Hawk Dork]

Cheez TV vs Agro's Cartoon Connections.
Toys R Us vs Toyworld.....they price matched and we used to get 20% discounts on top
Ric Ocasek vs Benjamin Orr.
Best & Less vs Harris Scarfe.
New Order vs Depeche Mode.
Murder She Wrote vs Death in Paradise.....never watched DIP but I bet its better quality though I do like Angela in Cabot Cove

 

[phantom13]

Cheez TV vs Agro's Cartoon Connections.
Toys R Us vs Toyworld.
Ric Ocasek vs Benjamin Orr.
Best & Less vs Harris Scarfe.
New Order vs Depeche Mode.
Murder She Wrote vs Death in Paradise.

Cheeze TV
Toys R Us (this s**t was a phenomenon when it opened)
No idea what these are
New Order
Murder she wrote i guess?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Cheeze TV
Toys R Us (this sh*t was a phenomenon when it opened)
No idea what these are
New Order
Murder she wrote i guess?

Which pair have you not heard of?

 

[phantom13]

Ric and Ben

 

[Gough]

Grateful Dead one.
Pigpen v TC v Keith v Brent v Vince v Bruce
They went through keyboard players like Spinal Tap did drummers.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Ric and Ben

Former lead singers of The Cars.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

They went through keyboard players like Spinal Tap did drummers.

Like Carlton and coaches?