- Oct 30, 2012
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I like it!I have it all figured you see. In the middle of the night we send Peter Rohde to kidnap him from his bed. We then pull an elaborate hoax and make it look like he was kidnapped by space aliens. Neighbours will claim they saw a brilliant flash of light in the middle of the night, when in reality it was just Rohdey with an incredibly powerful dolphin torch.
We'll brain wash Cameron that he's actually John Butcher and then send him to Ashley & Martin for a Butch style hair transplant. Hey presto, Jeremy Cameron is in our forward line. John Butcher will work behind the bar at the Port Club and tell everyone he's the fourth Carlile brother.