Roast Media Shakes Head, Part 8

[Ford Fairlane]

Imagine, if you will, an Australia where South Australia has ceased to exist.

 

[TeeKray]

I don't think any of our players are in All Australian form. It's early days though.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I don't think any of our players are in All Australian form. It's early days though.

BZT close I reckon

 

[Tibbs]

I really enjoyed the Captain's interview with Dawson & Rozee's Hamstring. Scintillating stuff! Learned how you can ask the same question in 50 different ways!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

BZT close I reckon

Also Drew but he's not the kind of mid they pick in the AA squad.

 

[Sleezy]

BZT close I reckon

Houston the other. Most coaches would love a drew as well, but he's not really sexy enough for AA (unless he played for geelong back in the day - might scrape in then)

 

[Willsy10]

Butters, Houston and Rozee are all pretty close.

 

[TeeKray]

Making the AA team as a midfielder is very difficult, there are so many great midfielders in the league. None of our guys have hit absolute top form as of yet. But there's still plenty of time to put together a great block of form and push a case by season's end.

 

[Powerade 08]

Elliot Yeo

6

Elliot Yeo

Age

30

Ht

191cm

Wt

91kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

19.5

5star

K

11.7

4star

HB

7.8

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.5

5star

MG

377.9

5star

D

18.9

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

5.8

5star

MG

287.4

4star

D

16.6

4star

K

9.4

4star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.6

3star

and Jake Waterman

2

Jake Waterman

Age

26

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.2

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.8

2star

K

7.8

3star

HB

2.0

1star

M

5.8

5star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.5

5star

D

12.2

3star

K

7.6

3star

HB

4.6

4star

M

4.6

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

play 2 good games back-to-back for the first time in 5 years = get them in the AA team

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

If we had beaten Collingwood, Butters and Rozee would be in. The flat track bullies idea is getting thru to the media.

 

[RangaInTeal]

If we had beaten Collingwood, Butters and Rozee would be in. The flat track bullies idea is getting thru to the media.

Only taken 10 years…

 

[Bump Bailey]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/c...s/news-story/3a65ee3c7fd32a285ed08959c375fe7c

I mean he's not wrong

 

[Doctor Feel]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/c...s/news-story/3a65ee3c7fd32a285ed08959c375fe7c

I mean he's not wrong

I'm not sure what's better to be honest. Finally getting called out on s**t, or someone like him calling us out on it and probably making us belt them before falling into a heap again.

 

[drcollossimo]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/c...s/news-story/3a65ee3c7fd32a285ed08959c375fe7c

I mean he's not wrong

I don’t know why this isn’t in the nods head thread tbh

 

[tribey]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/c...s/news-story/3a65ee3c7fd32a285ed08959c375fe7c

I mean he's not wrong

Such insight!

At this rate they might notice how Ken sounds like a drunken NPC in press conferences circa 2029.

 

[Greasyrhys]

Hope this puts kornes in his place

 

[Schulzenfest]

Hope this puts kornes in his place View attachment 1977922

Yep that should do it, he'll be retiring from the media any day now.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Ken sounds like a drunken NPC

lol

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Listened to KG and Cornes for a bit this morning. It is high comedy.

They believe the Charles Sturt council is stacked with Port supporters who are undermining the plans for Footy Park which in turn affects the crows.

They started off talking about vested interests but then outright named Port supporters. And vested interests are bad for decision making unless those vested interests are those of the crows.

A crows supporter rang up and started talking about how good JHF is, likened him to Russell Ebert. They shut down that discussion very quickly. Yes, yes we've heard that but what about the crows?

 

[Schulzenfest]

Listened to KG and Cornes for a bit this morning.

You get the radio you deserve then.

 

[Grave Danger]

Such insight!

At this rate they might notice how Ken sounds like a drunken NPC in press conferences circa 2029.

 

[DaTBird187]

You get the radio you deserve then.

Yeah, I'm watching Mavs v Clippers and getting nothing of that.

 

[Portmagpies36]

Listened to KG and Cornes for a bit this morning. It is high comedy.

They believe the Charles Sturt council is stacked with Port supporters who are undermining the plans for Footy Park which in turn affects the crows.

They started off talking about vested interests but then outright named Port supporters. And vested interests are bad for decision making unless those vested interests are those of the crows.

A crows supporter rang up and started talking about how good JHF is, likened him to Russell Ebert. They shut down that discussion very quickly. Yes, yes we've heard that but what about the crows?

Palestine, Ukraine, Myanmar, Climate Change, Poverty all caused by Port supporters. FACT.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

You get the radio you deserve then.

I needed something to laugh at. They didn't disappoint.

 

[Grave Danger]

"Brutal" would be right for once...