Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Janey]

Jake Neade, Mitchell and Impey over Jonas.

NFI

 

[HaroldOliver]

Jake Neade, Mitchell and Impey over Jonas.

NFI

Yeah, Port Power put Jonas in their leadership group but what would they know? no way he's best 22.

 

[Nemisis]

Jonas would be in my top 12 players at Port.
1 Boak
2 Gray
3 Trengrove
4 Westhoff
5 Lobbe
6 Wingard
7 Wines
8 Hartlett
9 Ebert
10 Ryder
11 Jonas
12 Carlile

 

[tribey]

And Tom Jonas not picked.....dreaming!!!

You can see why they did it, banking on Impey's improvement and to spark some controversy as they have TJ first listed in 'not picked' (a Fox-owned outlet would do that?!), but yeah, there's no way he isn't playing 100% of games when fit.

 

[Portress Hill]

i reckon if anyone needs a rocket this year its monfries not jonas. jonas has his name on autoselection

 

[chiwigi]

One of our most important players. Him and Tengrove are a fantastic combination.

 

[tribey]

i reckon if anyone needs a rocket this year its monfries not jonas. jonas has his name on autoselection

He was perfectly fine until he tore his hamstring running into an open goal (#northportnormalities), then spent the rest of the year dealing with niggles.

With a bit of luck he'll be back to his best, his Prelim was amazing.

 

[Andre]

i reckon if anyone needs a rocket this year its monfries not jonas. jonas has his name on autoselection

He needs to be fully fit. He was great the first two and a bit rounds until he got injured against Norf. Was barely sighted in the midfield after that.

If fit then given he's a genuine forward/mid good in both roles he's a no brainier pick.

 

[I Dont Care]

Jonas is what Port does

 

[GreyPower]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...ho-makes-the-cut/story-e6frf3e3-1227194808450

Kane Mitchell is apparently best 22.

That team looks like an "Ali Clarke" special.

 

[Lou Zyffer]

Hoodafaq is this Trengrove bloke?

 

[Papa G]

He needs to be fully fit. He was great the first two and a bit rounds until he got injured against Norf. Was barely sighted in the midfield after that.

If fit then given he's a genuine forward/mid good in both roles he's a no brainier pick.

This is now the beauty of our forward line. WTF do you send your best defenders to? Tall Schulz/Westhoff or Ryder? Med/Small Wingard/Gray or Monfries?
Our forward line is now daunting.

 

[jonasshirtfront]

http://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl...ho-makes-the-cut/story-e6frf3e3-1227194808450

Kane Mitchell is apparently best 22.

Mitchell for Jonas lol

 

[PAFC forever]

Jonas out, Mitchell in would you expect any less from The Advertiser ffs completely clueless!

 

[AdamMarrett]

Mitchell for Jonas lol

Who in the blue hell thinks that?!?!?! Jonas is a top 10 player for me easily, he's one of my personal favorites but Mitchell ahead of him or in our best 22 gimme a break.

 

[tribey]

This is now the beauty of our forward line. WTF do you send your best defenders to? Tall Schulz/Westhoff or Ryder? Med/Small Wingard/Gray or Monfries?
Our forward line is now daunting.

With Shaw/Harvey/Butcher a breakout game away from offering a second genuine powerforward option

 

[I Dont Care]

They have as much idea of our team as we have of their reasoning

 

[LFC2010]

Who in the blue hell thinks that?!?!?! Jonas is a top 10 player for me easily, he's one of my personal favorites but Mitchell ahead of him or in our best 22 gimme a break.

Jonas will be having a proper breakout season this season.

 

[mic59]

Kane Mitchell is in our best 22 for his resemblance to Akikusa Shintaro. Every good team needs a Samurai.

And after meeting him at training on the 19th I can also see a resemblance to the 27-inch pythons of Hulk Hogan.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

I guess it's time to roll out the new -athan prefix.

Foxfootyathan

 

[Dylan8]

I guess it's time to roll out the new -athan prefix.

Foxfootyathan

Staff Writersathan, Jonas is in the leadership group and an essential cog in the backline. Go again.

 

[edgie]

Jonas would be in my top 12 players at Port.
1 Boak
2 Gray
3 Trengrove
4 Westhoff
5 Lobbe
6 Wingard
7 Wines
8 Hartlett
9 Ebert
10 Ryder
11 Jonas
12 Carlile

Bit harsh on Schulz?

 

[Powerstufff]

Kane Mitchell is in our best 22 for his resemblance to Akikusa Shintaro ....

Aided by his faithful sidekick TomJonas the Mist.

 

[Quadzilla]

Aided by his faithful sidekick Tombay 'Jonas ' the Mist.

Edit for accuracy

 

[Powerstufff]

Edit for accuracy

Actually 'Tombei'. I had to check to see whether he was a sidekick, or an occasional ally. It has been a loooooooong time.