No Oppo Supporters THE TAN 29 -

[Tigerforlife78]

I wish he'd come back so I can teach him all about beer.
I'd love him to start swiping beers and menacing guests, demanding beer and chips.

It's been great, mate. I honestly don't want to go home.

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

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[SpudsLoveChild]

I hope u bashed it

If I had a fight with it the smart money would be on the monkey.

 

[Infamy]

Nah mate. In Bali.
A monkey ate my ******* Pringles earlier.
He dropped off the roof and I thought he was going for the fruit basket so I tossed him an orange.
He ignored the orange, made a dash for the Pringles, grabbed them, popped the lid and then emptied the can.
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Make sure you eat at Merah Putih, Barbacoa & Urchin (all in Seminyak area), they are my clear Top 3
Ginger Moon, Fat Gajah & Mama San are great for lunch too (Mama San too hard to get in for dinner)
Sisterfields, Sea Circus, Shelter, Petitenget & Watercress for breakfast

Other good places are Metis, Sarong, Sip Wine Bar & Sardine
The Sunday Brunch at Starfish Bloo at W Hotel is amazing also

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Here's a bit of a story for you.
So about 4am the other day and I wake up to the sounds of lesbians going at it hammer and tongs in the next room. They put on a real show, and I can hear the booty clapping sound and a lot of spanking and squealing going on. Now, you'd reckon that would be entertaining enough, and the 14-year-old in me agrees, but in reality all I could think was that they'd just finish - and if a guy was involved, this all would of been over an hour ago.
Lesbians...not as entertaining as you think.

 

[kozi]

Here's a bit of a story for you.
So about 4am the other day and I wake up to the sounds of lesbians going at it hammer and tongs in the next room. They put on a real show, and I can hear the booty clapping sound and a lot of spanking and squealing going on. Now, you'd reckon that would be entertaining enough, and the 14-year-old in me agrees, but in reality all I could think was that they'd just finish - and if a guy was involved, this all would of been over an hour ago.
Lesbians...not as entertaining as you think.

How did you know they were strictly lesbians? Should have gone and sussed it out might have got a pleasant surprise.

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Here's a bit of a story for you.
So about 4am the other day and I wake up to the sounds of lesbians going at it hammer and tongs in the next room. They put on a real show, and I can hear the booty clapping sound and a lot of spanking and squealing going on. Now, you'd reckon that would be entertaining enough, and the 14-year-old in me agrees, but in reality all I could think was that they'd just finish - and if a guy was involved, this all would of been over an hour ago.
Lesbians...not as entertaining as you think.

My post about them is in the over 18's thread, your 100% right spud

 

[Drunken Wookie]

Also, generally not as attractive as you might have been lead to believe by certain websites I've read about.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

How did you know they were strictly lesbians? Should have gone and sussed it out might have got a pleasant surprise.

Coz you know as soon as I knock on that door, they magically transform from Victoria's Secrets angels to fat little trolls in blue singlets.

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Coz you know as soon as I knock on that door, they magically transform from Victoria's Secrets angels to fat little trolls in blue singlets.

Can you reverse that ability? If so im on the 1st plane to Sydney

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

Can you reverse that ability? If so im on the 1st plane to Sydney

I had a look for it but gave up.
I've got a good lesbian story for another time. Too tired right now.

 

[Tigerforlife78]

well that escalated quickly..

what escalated quickly?

 

[kozi]

what escalated quickly?

wrong thread think I've had one too many

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

wrong thread think I've had one too many

I always find another drink sorts that out.

 

[kozi]

I always find another drink sorts that out.

I drink for hours and don't feel anything then bang outta nowhere

 

[Tigerforlife78]

I always find another drink sorts that out.

Ive been backing off Spud mate, wont have that luxury again until Melbourne. Cant have sold my place, move and set up while smashing cans

 

[Tigerforlife78]

I drink for hours and don't feel anything then bang outta nowhere

Beginner mode, its when you function blind 24/7 and never sober up that you have to worry.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Nah mate. In Bali.
A monkey ate my ******* Pringles earlier.
He dropped off the roof and I thought he was going for the fruit basket so I tossed him an orange.
He ignored the orange, made a dash for the Pringles, grabbed them, popped the lid and then emptied the can.
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That explains your original post. Thought you'd had a few. Sorry for doubting you Spudley.

 

[SpudsLoveChild]

I drink for hours and don't feel anything then bang outta nowhere

Yeah, I know that feeling, too.
I can't do shots or spirits any more as I end up blacking out only to wake up in situations I'd rather not be in.

 

[kozi]

Beginner mode, its when you function blind 24/7 and never sober up that you have to worry.

Ive gone from expert mode in my early days back to beginner now. Hardly drink anymore but this weather got me keen

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Ive gone from expert mode in my early days back to beginner now. Hardly drink anymore but this weather got me keen

alcohol is a prick of a thing man, i wish i had never crossed the rubicon from casual drinker to piss head. Im actually jealous of guys that can have a few and go to bed. Would cut off a nut to have the same

 

[kozi]

alcohol is a prick of a thing man, i wish i had never crossed the rubicon from casual drinker to piss head. Im actually jealous of guys that can have a few and go to bed. Would cut off a nut to have the same

Atleast the drink is on the lower end of s**t thats easy to give the flick. I had a pretty serious drug problem back when I was about 20.. took me ages to get over. Similar to being a boozehead what starts as a good time just goes too far. But looking back I never allowed myself to get scummy toward the people in my life even during the peak of my addiction. Actually always had cash and lived a semi normal life which i'm still surprised at but had to quit cold turkey for my own health and for my future. That's why I only smoke now... never get cravings for anything else

 

[Komrade_Tiger]

Atleast the drink is on the lower end of s**t thats easy to give the flick. I had a pretty serious drug problem back when I was about 20.. took me ages to get over. Similar to being a boozehead what starts as a good time just goes too far. But looking back I never allowed myself to get scummy toward the people in my life even during the peak of my addiction. Actually always had cash and lived a semi normal life which i'm still surprised at but had to quit cold turkey for my own health and for my future. That's why I only smoke now... never get cravings for anything else

Thats why the closest i get to any of that is the drink, and even then i drink at max once a week at the footy
outside of footy season i barely drink except for the occasional nightout with my drinking crew.

I admit, i dont care what people do i just refuse to go near any of it

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Atleast the drink is on the lower end of s**t thats easy to give the flick. I had a pretty serious drug problem back when I was about 20.. took me ages to get over. Similar to being a boozehead what starts as a good time just goes too far. But looking back I never allowed myself to get scummy toward the people in my life even during the peak of my addiction. Actually always had cash and lived a semi normal life which i'm still surprised at but had to quit cold turkey for my own health and for my future. That's why I only smoke now... never get cravings for anything else

I have to disagree sorry mate, grog is one of the hardest to quit when you have a problem with it due to it being everywhere, the ads on tv etc etc. For me hard drugs were easier to quit because once i made the choice to stop it wasn't in my face anymore. Alcohol though just doesn't go away with all the pubs, bottle shops, occasions where people are drinking etc. Mentally the withdrawals from grog are easy compared to meth when i quit but the challenge for long lasting personal gain and getting better with grog is fked.

 

[Tigerforlife78]

Thats why the closest i get to any of that is the drink, and even then i drink at max once a week at the footy
outside of footy season i barely drink except for the occasional nightout with my drinking crew.

I admit, i dont care what people do i just refuse to go near any of it

You can be a bit of a troll mate but you got nothing but my respect for that