Media TiFmedia Presents... Last Captain Standing

[TheInjuryFactory]

Please engage the soundtrack.



Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing.

In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them.

With 3 clubs already receiving charges and finding themselves Tribunal-bound this weekend for incorrect teamsheet submissions, not since Season 29 during the last edition of Last Captain Standing has the competition's leaders been so blessed with such an opportunity that lies before them.

With the skippers set for a torrid time navigating their way through the perils of newfound teamsheet & squad submission responsibilities the likes of which have not been seen since all the way back in Season 33, we here at TiFmedia will be keeping tabs for the rest of the season, eliminating the remaining captains as they find themselves challenging for the chance to be the last captain to play every game in S35*.

We will be profiling the eliminated captains over the coming weeks, as we relive the thrills and spills of what many keen Sweet FA observers anticipate will be a season.

For those left in the hunt... we will be watching, waiting and commiserating.

Whether they miss games via suspension or simply find their team out of the running for the premiership, the challenge is set for those left to leave all their competitors for dead.

Who will be the Last Captain Standing? ​

With this season's captains opting for a far softer penalty than those applied to all courageous captains between S22-S33, if one co-captain is eliminated both will be out of the running for the grand prize*
**Lol as if. There's no ACTUAL grand prize you idiot!

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Captain(s)​	Club​	Points Penalty​	Games Suspension​	Warning Strikes​	Eliminated​
BLUEALLTHRU/VeinGlorious	​
Tonga Bob	​
T2B_	​
James Colorado/Pickitt	​
CakeEater/nahnah	​
DenieD/Falconista	​
tony	​
manangatang	​
TedDougChris	​
damicky/Frothies Mcveigh	​
Tigerturbulance	​
thewizardmelon/por_please_ya	​	4​	1​	1​	Rd 3​
philreich	​		1​	1​	Rd 2​

 

[Jabba73]

You can fill in the box for BLUEALLTHRU and VeinGlorious already, it’s only a matter of time

 

[thewizardmelon]

Please engage the soundtrack.



Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the return of one of the Sweet FA's most beloved competitions, Last Captain Standing.

In season 35, captain after captain have found themselves dropping like flies as a new, more sensual and dangerous landscape awaits them.

With 3 clubs already receiving charges and finding themselves Tribunal-bound this weekend for incorrect teamsheet submissions, not since Season 29 during the last edition of Last Captain Standing has the competition's leaders been so blessed with such an opportunity that lies before them.

With the skippers set for a torrid time navigating their way through the perils of newfound teamsheet & squad submission responsibilities the likes of which have not been seen since all the way back in Season 33, we here at TiFmedia will be keeping tabs for the rest of the season, eliminating the remaining captains as they find themselves challenging for the chance to be the last captain to play every game in S35*.

We will be profiling the eliminated captains over the coming weeks, as we relive the thrills and spills of what many keen Sweet FA observers anticipate will be a season.

For those left in the hunt... we will be watching, waiting and commiserating.

Whether they miss games via suspension or simply find their team out of the running for the premiership, the challenge is set for those left to leave all their competitors for dead.

Who will be the Last Captain Standing? ​

With this season's captains opting for a far softer penalty than those applied to all courageous captains between S22-S33, if one co-captain is eliminated both will be out of the running for the grand prize*
**Lol as if. There's no ACTUAL grand prize you idiot!

​

Captains​	Points Penalty​	Games Suspension​
BLUEALLTHRU/VeinGlorious
Tonga Bob
T2B_
James Colorado/Pickitt
thewizardmelon/por_please_ya
CakeEater/nahnah
DenieD/Falconista
tony
manangatang
TedDougChris
philreich
damicky/Frothies Mcveigh
Tigerturbulance

Not sure why this season your schtick is to focus on getting players suspended this year, it’s a theme I see throughout all your posting.

Nevertheless, don’t tag me in this rubbish.

 

[sante]

manangatang an absolute shoe in to be last captain standing

 

[T2B_]

Not sure why this season your schtick is to focus on getting players suspended this year, it’s a theme I see throughout all your posting.

Nevertheless, don’t tag me in this rubbish.

Has anyone seen serial_thrilla and TheInjuryFactory together in the same room?

 

[nahnah]

TedDougChris suspends himself every week, should he be forced to play if he stuffs up ?

 

[beez]

Pffft.

Come back when you've copped a four-game suspension and I'll have some respect for you.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Do the co-captains get a second chance by blaming it on just one of them?

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

The perfect TIF thread. Set it up, little or no maintenance required, collect the accolades.

Bravo.

 

[TedDougChris]

TedDougChris suspends himself every week, should he be forced to play if he stuffs up ?

 

[haydo]

What's alarming to me is the amount of joint/co-captains we have in the league now. 6 clubs now face the risk of 2 players being suspended when a team sheet mishap happens. Wouldn't it be smarter to stick with 1 captain and they take all the blame instead of 2

 

[nahnah]

What's alarming to me is the amount of joint/co-captains we have in the league now. 6 clubs now face the risk of 2 players being suspended when a team sheet mishap happens. Wouldn't it be smarter to stick with 1 captain and they take all the blame instead of 2

Only one captain gets suspended, most likely the one who posted the error

 

[Robertio]

What's alarming to me is the amount of joint/co-captains we have in the league now. 6 clubs now face the risk of 2 players being suspended when a team sheet mishap happens. Wouldn't it be smarter to stick with 1 captain and they take all the blame instead of 2

Good call mate.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

What's alarming to me is the amount of joint/co-captains we have in the league now. 6 clubs now face the risk of 2 players being suspended when a team sheet mishap happens. Wouldn't it be smarter to stick with 1 captain and they take all the blame instead of 2

I’m an advocate for multiple captains, as we can see from only the first round of the season selecting a team is a monumental undertaking, let alone posting it correctly in the team submission thread!

 

[haydo]

Only one captain gets suspended, most likely the one who posted the error

Is that in the rules though, and correct me if I'm wrong however previously if it's been a joint captaincy both players faced the bullet because they were the face of the club and the ones that should have been on the ball with all rules ect... Usually in previous cases you could argue if 1 player stuffed up that they'd be punished and all was forgiven because we're all human and * up sometimes, but with 2 minds at the forefront to make sure things like team-sheets and squad submissions were 100% correct, there's no excuses. If one stuffs up or forgets then that's the duty of the 2nd captain to make sure it's done properly & on time.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Is that in the rules though, and correct me if I'm wrong however previously if it's been a joint captaincy both players faced the bullet because they were the face of the club and the ones that should have been on the ball with all rules ect... Usually in previous cases you could argue if 1 player stuffed up that they'd be punished and all was forgiven because we're all human and * up sometimes, but with 2 minds at the forefront to make sure things like team-sheets and squad submissions were 100% correct, there's no excuses. If one stuffs up or forgets then that's the duty of the 2nd captain to make sure it's done properly & on time.

Sound reasoning my friend, however the many co-captains in committee voted it down as too much responsibility.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Sound reasoning my friend, however the many co-captains in committee voted it down as too much responsibility.

I was extremely staunch on this.

 

[nahnah]

Sound reasoning my friend, however the many co-captains in committee voted it down as too much responsibility.

With all respect, its easy for a common LG member to speak up so they can get an extra media thread out of it but when your balls are on the line for rules that are ambiguous at best it’s a slightly different story

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

With all respect, its easy for a common LG member to speak up so they can get an extra media thread out of it but when your balls are on the line for rules that are ambiguous at best it’s a slightly different story

Said balls were on said line for 5 seasons and took prescribed penalties like a champion.

 

[nahnah]

Said balls were on said line for 5 seasons and took prescribed penalties like a champion.

Where’s the respect

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Where’s the respect

Respectfully of course. My balls are full of respect.

 

[Senor M]

Is that in the rules though, and correct me if I'm wrong however previously if it's been a joint captaincy both players faced the bullet because they were the face of the club and the ones that should have been on the ball with all rules ect... Usually in previous cases you could argue if 1 player stuffed up that they'd be punished and all was forgiven because we're all human and * up sometimes, but with 2 minds at the forefront to make sure things like team-sheets and squad submissions were 100% correct, there's no excuses. If one stuffs up or forgets then that's the duty of the 2nd captain to make sure it's done properly & on time.

This sounds like a situation of a Committee Rep not communicating the discussions that are occurring in the Committee mate.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

This sounds like a situation of a Committee Rep not communicating the discussions that are occurring in the Committee mate.

Uh oh.

 

[Robertio]

This sounds like a situation of a Committee Rep not communicating the discussions that are occurring in the Committee mate.

Sounds like or you are saying that Elton Johns Wig is not doing his job?

 

[Senor M]

Sounds like or you are saying that Elton Johns Wig is not doing his job?

By the amount of stupid comments made by multiple posters from multiple clubs in the last few weeks It’d be safe to assume that the Committee is failing as decisions made in there either aren’t being communicated to club members or club members are not reading the communication that is being shared.