TV and Movie quotes you use in real life

[Kram]

You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

 

[iGNITER]

You fellas been doing a bit of boozing, have you? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?

Gold. So many in Dumb and Dumber.

So your telling me there's a chance?

 

[Gough]

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Best said while pulling out of the driveway.

 

[Kram]

Now where should we go? Maybe some place warm. I need to work on my tan anyway.

 

[04 Durif]

That's a paddling

 

[Kram]

"Hahaha, wow, hahaha, that was close. We can laugh about it now, we're alright."

I actually said this to someone after VERY nearly killing ourselves in a car, funnily enough like Neil Page they didn't laugh either..

 

[Nothing]

"... as was the style at the time."

"Screws fall out all the time"

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Best said while pulling out of the driveway.

Or when 106 miles from Chicago.

 

[Ashton Agar]

Got it?

Not all of it.

Which bit didn't you get?

The bit after "now listen carefully"

 

[Kram]

Falling Down has some good ones...

I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.
I'm the bad guy? How did that happen?
Take some shooting lessons, arsehole.
I am not economically viable.
Listen fellows, I've had a really rare morning...

 

[Spongebob]

What we've got here is a failure to communicate.



From Cool Hand Luke.

 

[JUBJUB]

One I've said a few times

 

[DaVillaBlues]

'If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine' (always say this when I get into an argument with an work colleague or housemate )

 

[Falchoon]

Mainly to the kids







"No reason this can't be fun"

underrated movie

 

[BotsMaster]

"Twins Basil. Twinnnns" - Austin Powers Goldmember
"Shirley you can't be serious?" - Flying High

 

[edgie]

 

[Kram]

Seen someone do this at a party once. I laughed.

 

[AlcoaCat]

I believe you should get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

Hey [insert name] man ... watch out for your cornhole man.

This is horrible, this idea.

And of course ... No talent ass clown.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

If you're gonna spew...do it into this

 

[Vapor]

"Mmm-mmmm. This is a tasty burger"

"Check out the big brain on *insert name here*!"

Anything from that scene basically

 

[Shell]

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Best said while pulling out of the driveway.

Have that quote on a t-shirt.

 

[Gough]

Have that quote on a t-shirt.

If only you were a bloke who looked like George Clooney Shell...

 

[Quivorir]

If only you were a bloke who looked like George Clooney Shell...

She might be. If you were nice enough to fly over and attend one of our meetups you'd know for sure.

 

[Shell]

If only you were a bloke who looked like George Clooney Shell...

If only you were a bloke who looked like George Clooney Gough

This is my t-shirt. I wear it to bed usually.

 

[peternorth]

"Hi, how are you?"

"Goodbye"

"i want him dead, i want his family dead, i want his house burned to the ground"

 

[Gough]

If only you were a bloke who looked like George Clooney Gough

This is my t-shirt. I wear it to bed usually.

If it was pitch black, and you squinted I could pass for him.