Vicky Park's 2016 Collingwood Hair Do Review

[Vicky Park]

FYI Vicky this is what I looked like before the hair loss really set in. Notice how the side is much thicker than the top? Unless he seeks some kind of professional assistance that will continue until he looks like one of these guys

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PP, its all downhill for Steele from here. Signing a fat new contract with us wont help?

 

[ppoiter]

PP, its all downhill for Steele from here. Signing a fat new contract with us wont help?

Well as a proud bald man I'd say uphill but each to their own

 

[Anzacday]

Mason Cox. Hair do = yawn. I suppose we should cut him slack, mainly because he is 210 cms.

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Unfortunately he hasn't found a hairdresser tall enough yet.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Great thread VP, keep the laughs coming

 

[Vicky Park]

Unfortunately he hasn't found a hairdresser tall enough yet.

No excuse. There's always ladders.

 

[FireKrakouer]

How about Frost's no nonsense setup. Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to.

 

[Vicky Park]

How about Frost's no nonsense setup. Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to. View attachment 210557

Yep, it kinda defies description. I suppose its aerodynamic. It's certainly low maintenance, and gets a tick for that.

 

[Vicky Park]

Further to the above, Frost's goatee must be there for balance.

 

[Quicky]

Yep, it kinda defies description. I suppose its aerodynamic. It's certainly low maintenance, and gets a tick for that.

I think you could call it any of neo-nazi, hooligan or crew cut. Or my personal favourite 'The Silas'

 

[Vicky Park]

I think you could call it any of neo-nazi, hooligan or crew cut. Or my personal favourite 'The Silas'

Ha ha! Frosty resembles that character!

 

[Saintly Viewed]

The skipper. This is the haircut of a happy domesticated man, someone who no longer visits the stylist. Hell, he may even have let Alex cut it! Its not a hair do, its just hair. But it augurs well, with such domestic harmony, what else could be in store? Baby Pendles? As fans we should rejoice in this 'happy man' haircut.

Pendles should be ensuring many future magpies,
Boys please.
Father son never goes astray, especially that gene pool

 

[Saintly Viewed]

American military at its finest. Does he shout "Sir, Yes Sir" to Bucks at training?

Contender, post of the year.
Now that Timmy is pure genius

Military
Sir, yes, Sir
To Nathan.

Genius!

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Great thread VP.

Whilst nobody is likely to replace the one and only seed, however some new contenders are emerging.

I'm no expert on this
But who are the players on the team that are showing signs of marching back foreheads?
Who is heading for the bowling ball look (in the future?)

 

[Vicky Park]

I'm no expert on this
But who are the players on the team that are showing signs of marching back foreheads?
Who is heading for the bowling ball look (in the future?)

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A very serious question SV, requiring research. Will get back to you on this. A few are doing their best to hide the 'expanding forehead'.

 

[FireKrakouer]

I'm gonna go ahead and address the elephant in the room here. My boy Jono Marsh, going for a real slick look this season. I dare say the young man may be moonlighting as a pornstar, but as long as he gets the job done on field who are we to judge?

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I'm gonna go ahead and address the elephant in the room here. My boy Jono Marsh, going for a real slick look this season. I dare say the young man may be moonlighting as a pornstar, but as long as he gets the job done on field who are we to judge?
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Isn't the masquerading of all things x x x etc Dave Warner?

But marsh can fill in

Then again you'd think the big boy, Mason Cox would be a natural attraction

 

[Vicky Park]

I'm gonna go ahead and address the elephant in the room here. My boy Jono Marsh, going for a real slick look this season. I dare say the young man may be moonlighting as a pornstar, but as long as he gets the job done on field who are we to judge?
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Indeed, he also has a mo. We haven't had a good mo since The Big Show departed.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

http://gizmodo.com/this-incredible-portrait-of-morgan-freeman-was-painted-1475026182

I know this is not the Freeman thread but we will definitely miss his distinguished grey do.

 

[FireKrakouer]

Indeed, he also has a mo. We haven't had a good mo since The Big Show departed.

I have a dream that The Big Show will make a return for our flag tilt in 2017 and be a premiership player. It gets me by.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

And to all things hair, brilliant hair, full hair, magnificent hair

Fatui Ataata

 

[left at home]

keep up good work on the hair styles vp
just dont tell dave about witts having it all over brodie

 

[Quicky]

And to all things hair, brilliant hair, full hair, magnificent hair

Fatui Ataata

I'd love to see a thread on the top 10 greatest Collingwood hair-do's of all time. Ataata's fro, Daics majestic mullet, Clinton Kings grunge stylings...

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I'd love to see a thread on the top 10 greatest Collingwood hair-do's of all time. Ataata's fro, Daics majestic mullet, Clinton Kings grunge stylings...

Brilliant suggestion.

Vicky Park this is yours...

Some suggestions all time Collingwood hair

The aforesaid Fatui Ataata (note: fellow posters, I will rarely miss a chance to mention Fatui Ataata)
Paul Seedsman (for the style and gracious locks)
Shane Watson (services to Pepe Le Peux)
Daicos (mullet anyone)
David Cloke (because it still hasn't changed like 30 years later)
Leeter Collier (services to hair the way it used to be)

.... Ok folks over to you

 

[Vicky Park]

I'd love to see a thread on the top 10 greatest Collingwood hair-do's of all time. Ataata's fro, Daics majestic mullet, Clinton Kings grunge stylings...

I may have to defer to others who are more knowledgeable, as my expertise largely relates to current Pies players. The ability to predict season form and performance, based on pre-season hair dos, is also an area in which I excel.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Shane Watson says hi