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On the flipside, Matty Egan![]()
Oh f***! If Hird could come back from a similar injury, why not Matty? F*** f***!!!
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Cool bananas
On the flipside, Matty Egan![]()
19 i think. One more year of an excuse for immaturity.![]()


Well not good tbh, it's a shame as it's cast a whole dark cloud over the club, no problem with 'Arry leaving it's just we're flipped without him
Oh f***! If Hird could come back from a similar injury, why not Matty? F*** f***!!!

Yeah I remember you told me that. So what did your source tell you - did it happen or not?
And she's a Muslim too - yesterday she wore a hijab to court.
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No you haven't and neither have the gang. Shell and I reached an executive decision yesterday. Keep an eye on your PM in the next couple of days.![]()

"I heard if you have sex in water, the girl cannot get pregnant".

I hope you taught them the ol' "Don't be a fool wrap your tool" mantra.LMAO. I was in class with Year 8s in Health and the topic puberty.
Couple of pearlers from the kiddies:
- "If you run or swim, can you make your penis larger"
(I muttered quietly, "woulda thought swimming would make it smaller if anything" - girl next to me laughed)
- "How can you make your boobs bigger, other than stuffing tissues down your bra"
and
- "I heard if you have sex in water, the girl cannot get pregnant".
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Matty is a lot heavier than Hird, plus he had Jonathan Brown step on his. And he was tried to be rushed back for the GF...like you wouldn't though.
More like i made you make an executive decision.
Will call the place tonight, yah? Probably wont need to make a booking tho..


mwhahahaha..... my sista and her boyfriend are moving away.... and they just gave me a box full of old modems and shit...... theres like 5 new wireless modems from most of the major providers... ie telstra, 3, optus etc..
no wonder they have so many debt collectors after them.....![]()
mwhahahaha..... my sista and her boyfriend are moving away.... and they just gave me a box full of old modems and shit...... theres like 5 new wireless modems from most of the major providers... ie telstra, 3, optus etc..
no wonder they have so many debt collectors after them.....![]()
Hook me up![]()
)...... ive already got a next G pre paid account that i use for net when i travel......i wonder if i just put that SIM in this card... hmmmmmmWhat models are they? If you're not using them all I'd be happy to have a look at them.
But why did they have so many?

Really don't want to do this exam... Bed so comfy![]()
I hope you taught them the ol' "Don't be a fool wrap your tool" mantra.

Yeah you are the dictator though, not me.
Cool banana, let me know and I'll PM the gang.
hahaha, yeah well the teacher said to that very clearly: "You can get pregnant doing unprotected sex anywhere, under any conditions".
Then i piped up, "And protected as well"
What do i have to let you know? Just go ahead and PM everyone.
hmmmmm........ so you get to teach kids about sex ?

Nar, topic is strictly on puberty. (but still ya gotta answer the kids question). Next week they are making models of reproductive organs out of balloons and straws!!!!!
Fun for everyone. Come down if ya wanna learn something bdp.![]()


Nar.... you dont want me there... unless you want to loose your job...
anyways its got me thinking back to when i was in skool..... and how you used to get told about Sex and Drugs and stuff...... and it got me thinking...how many teachers are telling kids about sex and drugs but have not been involved it any of it.... i mean....how many times have you done a line of speed or taken pills Shell ?
seriously...when i was in skool....a kid in ours classes mum came in to talk to us about her battle with Smack.......**** it was funny....was brave of her to do it....but boy did we give it to her son.... we used to call him SOS...son of smacky...![]()

i know youre joking, but the only drugs ive ever taken are alcohol and coffee. Never even smoked tobacco.
Hahahaha, ok, you stay home then.![]()
see now i dont think that you can really tell/teach another person about thos things...becuase you have not experienced it 1st hand........ it would be like me telling you how to bake a cake... or some shit.... you know what i mean ?
Because you touch yourself.........
What are you babbling about. We're not even discussing drugs and alochol.
sooooo according to your theory, I cant help a student next week with the male reproductive organs model or whatever, cause i dont have a penis.
OK COOL. I'LL TAKE THE DAY OFF THEN!!!!